Tales of derring-do:
- Lindsay Lohan’s crazed stalker was arrested last night after “lunging at her” at an Arizona nightclub. Finally, someone’s put Samantha Ronson behind bars before she lesbianizes another fading actress. [E! Online]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck learns that whining will get you an invite to the Bush’s White House Christmas Party. I actually don’t blame her because they’re gonna tear that mother apart. I got ten bucks Cheney “accidentally” dumps egg-nog on the nuclear launch button. Adios, France! [TMZ]
- Tiffani Amber Thiessen is pregnant with her first child. Is it Zack’s? Slater’s? That bastard Jeff from The Max? All I know is it wasn’t me – which is why I cry myself to sleep every night. I loved you, Kelly Kapowski! [Star]
- Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy did an impromptu a cappella performance in Washington Square Park Monday. Afterward, Pete showed everybody a video of Ashlee Simpson peeing because he loves her so much. [Page Six]
Regan | December 17, 2008 at 2:45 pm
fuck lohan
mimi | December 17, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Look at Fish trying to be a real reporter!
LAME!
Jeezy | December 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm
These combo posts are dumb.
Pete Wentz is a huge fucking fag and nobody should care about him or his shitty bass playing.
Britney | December 17, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Actually it was in Scottsdale,AZ at Jack rabbit night club….
Vick | December 17, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Dick Cheney will get drunk at the party, find an empty room, and he’ll go ATM on her, and she’ll love it. Liberals will do all sorts of perverted sexual acts as part of their usual sex life, but conservatives need to do it under the cover of alcohol and strange company.
testing | December 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Tiffani Thiesen is so hot, and spelling it Tiffani you know she is easy!
Danklin24 | December 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Pete Wentz, you’re a grown man with a fucking child. I think its time you let the baby wear the panda bear clothes and plastic 80′s sunglasses for a change. Be a man Pete, you have a fucking kid for christ sakes.
Fati | December 17, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Tiffany is hot!
blp | December 17, 2008 at 3:42 pm
On the side panel I was sure I read “Lindsay Lohan Arrested.” Imagine my disappointment when realising my mistake! I guess I’m strting to read what I want to see :(
Foo McBar | December 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm
It’s actually ‘Kapowski’ (as in ‘kapow!’)
necessaryROUGHness | December 17, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Whos the luck bastard who pumped Tiffi?
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lindary | December 17, 2008 at 6:14 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
lindary | December 17, 2008 at 6:16 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
britney's weave | December 17, 2008 at 7:21 pm
yeah, what #10 said. damn, fish. get an assistant. preferably one who can spell.
gerard Vandenberg | December 17, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I wonder: WHEN WILL SHE FOLLOW, folks!!
Sickitten | December 17, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Lohan, cheek implants and duck lips. What?…Is she trying not to look like her shanty self? Not as bad as Nicole Kidman who is trying to look like some fair-haired Scandinavian when she really looks like she should be saying ‘me lucky charms’ at the end of a rainbow.
stephanie | December 17, 2008 at 10:38 pm
“jeff from the Max” lol!
Jessica | December 18, 2008 at 8:33 am
nah its not Jeff’s. he’s too busy trolling at The Attic.
White Guy | December 19, 2008 at 3:44 am
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hdd media player | May 20, 2010 at 7:21 am
Pete Wentz, you’re a grown man with a baby Damned. I think its time you go baby panda bear and a change of clothes to wear 80′s plastic sunglasses. Beating a man up, for you God Damned kids.