Lindsay Lohan loaded up on the collagen last night before going out to celebrate Samantha Ronson’s birthday. But Jenna Jameson duck lips wasn’t all she had on, Lindsay was also sporting a diamond engagement ring. So the lesbian wedding is seriously a go? Did not see that one coming. I always figured Lindsay would marry a hockey team – or an entire storage shed filled with coke.
EDIT: Okay, now I linked to the right ring. What can I say? I’m magic.
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heybuddy | August 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm
wrong hand
Geoff | August 8, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Quack quack! I want some pussy!
Phil | August 8, 2008 at 4:40 pm
So, as part of a lesbian marriage between two borderlines, do they get drunk and high and mix blood after a completely new cutting session, or do they get drunk and high and mix blood after opening up existing cutting scars?
bootlips | August 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm
AWWWWWWWWWW, she’s dating Blossom.
Beth | August 8, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Love the hat. Maybe Ronson’s an old-time reporter…”Yeah yeah it’s me, I gotta scoop I gotta scoop, two crazy chicks, see, in a far-out girl-girl wedding, see, yeah yeah, go with it, page one, banner headline…gotta go GOTTA GO!”
veggi | August 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I hope the ring gets stuck in Ronson’s ass during a drunken/stoned fisting episode and Ronson bleeds out into Lindsay’s open snoring mouth after they both pass out.
Chereice | August 8, 2008 at 4:50 pm
first of all, its samantha’s hand that has the ring on it, second, it is on her middle finger… not an engagement ring.
erin... | August 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm
A) That’s Sam’s hand. B) It’s on her middle finger. It’s a big sparkle, but I doubt it means anything more than “Hey look, we have more money than you!”
THAT_GIRL_JENN | August 8, 2008 at 4:51 pm
ALL YOU WHITE MEN WANT IS ANOREXIC CHICKS.
SHE IS PROBABLY TOO FAT FOR YOU TO DATE SO SHE BECAME A LESBIAN.
liz | August 8, 2008 at 4:54 pm
its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…
liz | August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…
liz | August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…
G Baby | August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
DIKES LOL
G Baby | August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
DIKES LOL
G Baby | August 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
DIKES LOL
sophie | August 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
it’s definately on lindsays hand but its the wrong hand to be an engagment ring. you’d think a journalist (does this count as journalism?!?!) would double check their facts before printing nonsense! i guess it’s all nonsense anyway, probably a big publicity stunt, we all know lindsay loves cock!!!
CashAK | August 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm
That’s right Ronson, hide that ugly ass mug of yours.
And Jenn, quit your bitching and go get a gym membership. Men don’t want vomiting twigs, but we sure as hell don’t want lazy bitches that are too busy crying over their empty carton of bon bon’s to do anything about their lot in life.
Jess | August 8, 2008 at 4:57 pm
The hand photo is a right hand, and really not enough diamonds for a girl like Linds. Try again!
mike | August 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm
#9 – like your belly, ass, and thighs, all your letters are too big.
heath ledger lolol | August 8, 2008 at 4:58 pm
lol dark knight is still better news then this
Joe | August 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I can’t get over how ragged looking this chick is for her age. Gross.
sophie | August 8, 2008 at 5:01 pm
how can you call a girl that you’ve never seen ‘fat’? i am in no way overweight, skinny if anything but everyone that comments on people like kim kardashian being fat must have some paedophilic fantasys going on, curves should be celebrated, next time you all think that someone like sienna miller is ‘sexy’ maybe you should go to the local boys school, she has all the appeal of a 12 year old boy, maybe you should go and find some of them as they’re the closest you’re going to get!!!
Deacon Jones | August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I guarantee this bitch relapses.
She constantly has the “I’m bored out of my fucking mind” look
GreenBayPackers | August 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Lindsay, don’t go girl yet. We still haven’t had a chance to do you in our locker room. We’ll bring the blo and you come to blow. C’ya soon!
Gits | August 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm
That tiny ring? Are you kidding? That’s one of those new devices you can get at the pharmacy that provides continuous slow release of antibiotics. Now don’t be dumb and ask why she needs it.
Not That Guy | August 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm
You fucking freckly lesbo bitch! Die already and get it over with. I am thinking coke and milk right in the vein, think it over.
woodhorse | August 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
veggi that was wrong on any level.
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm
what girl-girl wedding? ronson’s a man, duh.
yawn | August 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm
lol there’s no collagen.. i’m pretty sure the kids are calling it lipstick these days.
erin... | August 8, 2008 at 5:16 pm
It’s still on her right hand, not left.
britney_blogs | August 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Lindsay is no prize, but, how can she be physically attracted to that person?
TV Monger | August 8, 2008 at 5:17 pm
the kids are calling it lipstick…smeared over collagen.
HA HA HA HA | August 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm
@ 25
You made my whole day!!
Hmmm | August 8, 2008 at 5:19 pm
What a bizarre dress.
WTF | August 8, 2008 at 5:21 pm
the sex must be mindblowing. and hopefully in the pitch black.
Phone Owner | August 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm
hahahaha, i fucking love how ronson is shielding her face as though she/he is the one that the paparazzi wants to take pictures of!
The eye | August 8, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Nasty lesbos
Phone Owner | August 8, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Well, at least we should congratulate Lindsay on doing less blow, more girls.
rough daddy | August 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm
look at pic #8 sam cant believe she land this chick, even though lotta guys ran up on her….one more observation, sams jaw is as flexable as a python thats why she doenst get lockjaw…
Jamie's Uterus | August 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm
She got the lip implants so that she’d be better at eating the Sam’s bearded clam.
LizzT | August 8, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Lind’s breast implants look hard and unnatural. At least they droop right! Good going with that second augmentation!
LizzT | August 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Seeing as she wearing no bra of any kind, her breasts look unnatural. Oh well!
simplicity | August 8, 2008 at 5:40 pm
wrong hand..
not an engagement ring
not lip implants
not collagen
just bad lipstick and a small ring on her right (not left) hand.
next post please
boring.
Andrea | August 8, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I don’t get how their sex life works. Samantha could fist Lindsay and given how thin Samantha is and how…historically accommodating, shall we say, that part of Lindsay’s anatomy is, she won’t feel a thing. And then she has to go down on same-clothes/no-wash Sammy??? There really is nothing quite like a girl with a subterranean level of self-esteem.
Not That Guy | August 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm
It couldn’t be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and that other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.
I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.
Not That Guy | August 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm
It couldn’t be a ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.
I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.
Not That Guy | August 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm
It couldn’t be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.
I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.
J@cko | August 8, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Seems like Lindsay found a dude with real balls. Sam is probably really proud of himsel… er I mean herself, for having conquered such a hot chick.
Famous Plastic | August 8, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Awwww. They are wearing matching shoes. Sort of…
sniggol | August 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Even if they are rug munchers, the engagement ring goes on the LEFT hand, not the fisting hand.