Lindsay Lohan loaded up on the collagen last night before going out to celebrate Samantha Ronson’s birthday. But Jenna Jameson duck lips wasn’t all she had on, Lindsay was also sporting a diamond engagement ring. So the lesbian wedding is seriously a go? Did not see that one coming. I always figured Lindsay would marry a hockey team – or an entire storage shed filled with coke.
EDIT: Okay, now I linked to the right ring. What can I say? I’m magic.
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wrong hand
Quack quack! I want some pussy!
So, as part of a lesbian marriage between two borderlines, do they get drunk and high and mix blood after a completely new cutting session, or do they get drunk and high and mix blood after opening up existing cutting scars?
AWWWWWWWWWW, she’s dating Blossom.
Love the hat. Maybe Ronson’s an old-time reporter…”Yeah yeah it’s me, I gotta scoop I gotta scoop, two crazy chicks, see, in a far-out girl-girl wedding, see, yeah yeah, go with it, page one, banner headline…gotta go GOTTA GO!”
I hope the ring gets stuck in Ronson’s ass during a drunken/stoned fisting episode and Ronson bleeds out into Lindsay’s open snoring mouth after they both pass out.
first of all, its samantha’s hand that has the ring on it, second, it is on her middle finger… not an engagement ring.
A) That’s Sam’s hand. B) It’s on her middle finger. It’s a big sparkle, but I doubt it means anything more than “Hey look, we have more money than you!”
ALL YOU WHITE MEN WANT IS ANOREXIC CHICKS.
SHE IS PROBABLY TOO FAT FOR YOU TO DATE SO SHE BECAME A LESBIAN.
its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…
its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…
its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…
DIKES LOL
DIKES LOL
DIKES LOL
it’s definately on lindsays hand but its the wrong hand to be an engagment ring. you’d think a journalist (does this count as journalism?!?!) would double check their facts before printing nonsense! i guess it’s all nonsense anyway, probably a big publicity stunt, we all know lindsay loves cock!!!
That’s right Ronson, hide that ugly ass mug of yours.
And Jenn, quit your bitching and go get a gym membership. Men don’t want vomiting twigs, but we sure as hell don’t want lazy bitches that are too busy crying over their empty carton of bon bon’s to do anything about their lot in life.
The hand photo is a right hand, and really not enough diamonds for a girl like Linds. Try again!
#9 – like your belly, ass, and thighs, all your letters are too big.
lol dark knight is still better news then this
I can’t get over how ragged looking this chick is for her age. Gross.
how can you call a girl that you’ve never seen ‘fat’? i am in no way overweight, skinny if anything but everyone that comments on people like kim kardashian being fat must have some paedophilic fantasys going on, curves should be celebrated, next time you all think that someone like sienna miller is ‘sexy’ maybe you should go to the local boys school, she has all the appeal of a 12 year old boy, maybe you should go and find some of them as they’re the closest you’re going to get!!!
I guarantee this bitch relapses.
She constantly has the “I’m bored out of my fucking mind” look
Lindsay, don’t go girl yet. We still haven’t had a chance to do you in our locker room. We’ll bring the blo and you come to blow. C’ya soon!
That tiny ring? Are you kidding? That’s one of those new devices you can get at the pharmacy that provides continuous slow release of antibiotics. Now don’t be dumb and ask why she needs it.
You fucking freckly lesbo bitch! Die already and get it over with. I am thinking coke and milk right in the vein, think it over.
veggi that was wrong on any level.
what girl-girl wedding? ronson’s a man, duh.
lol there’s no collagen.. i’m pretty sure the kids are calling it lipstick these days.
It’s still on her right hand, not left.
Lindsay is no prize, but, how can she be physically attracted to that person?
the kids are calling it lipstick…smeared over collagen.
@ 25
You made my whole day!!
What a bizarre dress.
the sex must be mindblowing. and hopefully in the pitch black.
hahahaha, i fucking love how ronson is shielding her face as though she/he is the one that the paparazzi wants to take pictures of!
Nasty lesbos
Well, at least we should congratulate Lindsay on doing less blow, more girls.
look at pic #8 sam cant believe she land this chick, even though lotta guys ran up on her….one more observation, sams jaw is as flexable as a python thats why she doenst get lockjaw…
She got the lip implants so that she’d be better at eating the Sam’s bearded clam.
Lind’s breast implants look hard and unnatural. At least they droop right! Good going with that second augmentation!
Seeing as she wearing no bra of any kind, her breasts look unnatural. Oh well!
wrong hand..
not an engagement ring
not lip implants
not collagen
just bad lipstick and a small ring on her right (not left) hand.
next post please
boring.
I don’t get how their sex life works. Samantha could fist Lindsay and given how thin Samantha is and how…historically accommodating, shall we say, that part of Lindsay’s anatomy is, she won’t feel a thing. And then she has to go down on same-clothes/no-wash Sammy??? There really is nothing quite like a girl with a subterranean level of self-esteem.
It couldn’t be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and that other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.
I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.
It couldn’t be a ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.
I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.
It couldn’t be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.
I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.
Seems like Lindsay found a dude with real balls. Sam is probably really proud of himsel… er I mean herself, for having conquered such a hot chick.
Awwww. They are wearing matching shoes. Sort of…
Even if they are rug munchers, the engagement ring goes on the LEFT hand, not the fisting hand.