Lindsay Lohan sporting an engagement ring, whole lotta collagen

August 8th, 2008 // 107 Comments

Lindsay Lohan loaded up on the collagen last night before going out to celebrate Samantha Ronson’s birthday. But Jenna Jameson duck lips wasn’t all she had on, Lindsay was also sporting a diamond engagement ring. So the lesbian wedding is seriously a go? Did not see that one coming. I always figured Lindsay would marry a hockey team – or an entire storage shed filled with coke.

EDIT: Okay, now I linked to the right ring. What can I say? I’m magic.

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  1. heybuddy

    wrong hand

  2. Geoff

    Quack quack! I want some pussy!

  3. Phil

    So, as part of a lesbian marriage between two borderlines, do they get drunk and high and mix blood after a completely new cutting session, or do they get drunk and high and mix blood after opening up existing cutting scars?

  4. bootlips

    AWWWWWWWWWW, she’s dating Blossom.

  5. Beth

    Love the hat. Maybe Ronson’s an old-time reporter…”Yeah yeah it’s me, I gotta scoop I gotta scoop, two crazy chicks, see, in a far-out girl-girl wedding, see, yeah yeah, go with it, page one, banner headline…gotta go GOTTA GO!”

  6. veggi

    I hope the ring gets stuck in Ronson’s ass during a drunken/stoned fisting episode and Ronson bleeds out into Lindsay’s open snoring mouth after they both pass out.

  7. Chereice

    first of all, its samantha’s hand that has the ring on it, second, it is on her middle finger… not an engagement ring.

  8. erin...

    A) That’s Sam’s hand. B) It’s on her middle finger. It’s a big sparkle, but I doubt it means anything more than “Hey look, we have more money than you!”

  9. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ALL YOU WHITE MEN WANT IS ANOREXIC CHICKS.

    SHE IS PROBABLY TOO FAT FOR YOU TO DATE SO SHE BECAME A LESBIAN.

  10. liz

    its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…

  11. liz

    its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…

  12. liz

    its samanthas hand you retards…and its not on her ring finger anyways…so yea…

  13. G Baby

    DIKES LOL

  14. G Baby

    DIKES LOL

  15. G Baby

    DIKES LOL

  16. sophie

    it’s definately on lindsays hand but its the wrong hand to be an engagment ring. you’d think a journalist (does this count as journalism?!?!) would double check their facts before printing nonsense! i guess it’s all nonsense anyway, probably a big publicity stunt, we all know lindsay loves cock!!!

  17. CashAK

    That’s right Ronson, hide that ugly ass mug of yours.

    And Jenn, quit your bitching and go get a gym membership. Men don’t want vomiting twigs, but we sure as hell don’t want lazy bitches that are too busy crying over their empty carton of bon bon’s to do anything about their lot in life.

  18. Jess

    The hand photo is a right hand, and really not enough diamonds for a girl like Linds. Try again!

  19. mike

    #9 – like your belly, ass, and thighs, all your letters are too big.

  20. heath ledger lolol

    lol dark knight is still better news then this

  21. Joe

    I can’t get over how ragged looking this chick is for her age. Gross.

  22. sophie

    how can you call a girl that you’ve never seen ‘fat’? i am in no way overweight, skinny if anything but everyone that comments on people like kim kardashian being fat must have some paedophilic fantasys going on, curves should be celebrated, next time you all think that someone like sienna miller is ‘sexy’ maybe you should go to the local boys school, she has all the appeal of a 12 year old boy, maybe you should go and find some of them as they’re the closest you’re going to get!!!

  23. Deacon Jones

    I guarantee this bitch relapses.
    She constantly has the “I’m bored out of my fucking mind” look

  24. GreenBayPackers

    Lindsay, don’t go girl yet. We still haven’t had a chance to do you in our locker room. We’ll bring the blo and you come to blow. C’ya soon!

  25. Gits

    That tiny ring? Are you kidding? That’s one of those new devices you can get at the pharmacy that provides continuous slow release of antibiotics. Now don’t be dumb and ask why she needs it.

  26. Not That Guy

    You fucking freckly lesbo bitch! Die already and get it over with. I am thinking coke and milk right in the vein, think it over.

  27. woodhorse

    veggi that was wrong on any level.

  28. what girl-girl wedding? ronson’s a man, duh.

  29. yawn

    lol there’s no collagen.. i’m pretty sure the kids are calling it lipstick these days.

  30. erin...

    It’s still on her right hand, not left.

  31. britney_blogs

    Lindsay is no prize, but, how can she be physically attracted to that person?

  32. the kids are calling it lipstick…smeared over collagen.

  33. HA HA HA HA

    @ 25
    You made my whole day!!

  34. Hmmm

    What a bizarre dress.

  35. WTF

    the sex must be mindblowing. and hopefully in the pitch black.

  36. hahahaha, i fucking love how ronson is shielding her face as though she/he is the one that the paparazzi wants to take pictures of!

  37. The eye

    Nasty lesbos

  38. Well, at least we should congratulate Lindsay on doing less blow, more girls.

  39. rough daddy

    look at pic #8 sam cant believe she land this chick, even though lotta guys ran up on her….one more observation, sams jaw is as flexable as a python thats why she doenst get lockjaw…

  40. Jamie's Uterus

    She got the lip implants so that she’d be better at eating the Sam’s bearded clam.

  41. LizzT

    Lind’s breast implants look hard and unnatural. At least they droop right! Good going with that second augmentation!

  42. LizzT

    Seeing as she wearing no bra of any kind, her breasts look unnatural. Oh well!

  43. simplicity

    wrong hand..
    not an engagement ring
    not lip implants
    not collagen

    just bad lipstick and a small ring on her right (not left) hand.

    next post please

    boring.

  44. Andrea

    I don’t get how their sex life works. Samantha could fist Lindsay and given how thin Samantha is and how…historically accommodating, shall we say, that part of Lindsay’s anatomy is, she won’t feel a thing. And then she has to go down on same-clothes/no-wash Sammy??? There really is nothing quite like a girl with a subterranean level of self-esteem.

  45. Not That Guy

    It couldn’t be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and that other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.

    I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.

  46. Not That Guy

    It couldn’t be a ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.

    I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.

  47. Not That Guy

    It couldn’t be a real ring, neither of these wanna-be lezbo’s has any fucking money. LL’s cash all went up her nose, and those other gross bitch spent her money (if she ever had any) on hats and Testosterone injections.

    I want to glue them together and put them in front of a fucking speeding train.

  48. J@cko

    Seems like Lindsay found a dude with real balls. Sam is probably really proud of himsel… er I mean herself, for having conquered such a hot chick.

  49. Awwww. They are wearing matching shoes. Sort of…

  50. sniggol

    Even if they are rug munchers, the engagement ring goes on the LEFT hand, not the fisting hand.

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