Lindsay Lohan sober for a week

December 12th, 2006 // 68 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan says she hasn’t had a drink in seven days and has actually been attending AA for a year now. She tells People:

“I just left an AA meeting. I’ve been going to AA, for a year by the way. Well it’s no one’s business. That’s why it’s anonymous! I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I’m not even legal to, so why would I? I don’t drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there’s no need to. I feel better not drinking. It’s more fun. I have Red Bull.

I didn’t feel bad before. I never felt bad. I just wanted to, like, find a balance. I was out too much. I was too caught up. I mean, I’m 20 years old. I was off from work, I was getting ready to start a film, and I was like going out just to get it out of my system. I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that. I was like, I don’t want to be written about at these clubs with these people. I work, I act, I have a living. That’s what I do every day. I work every single day.”

Asked if she had advice for those seeking recovery from substance abuse, Lohan said, “I think, don’t do it for someone else. Do it for you, ’cause if you do it for someone else you’re going to relapse. It’s not going to be a change. You have to really do something if you want to do it and … if it doesn’t work, you’re not meant to.”

So what we’ve seen from Lindsay so far is a years worth of AA? She might as well have been attending knitting class. In fact I’m pretty sure she was attending knitting class and just didn’t know it. She probably comes home every week with some newly knitted mittens and is like, “Fighting alcoholism is tough.”


  1. Boogie Monster

    # 32 please tell me your joking?
    LMAO @ # 41

  2. techclerk

    Asked if she had advice for those seeking recovery from substance abuse, Lohan said, “I think, don’t do it for someone else. Do it for you, ’cause if you do it for someone else you’re going to relapse. It’s not going to be a change. You have to really do something if you want to do it and … if it doesn’t work, you’re not meant to.”

    My cigarretes give my kids ear infections and allergies, but they don’t bother me. So why quit for my kids?

    She’d be really great to invite to an intervention. “Quit shooting smack for yourself, but don’t quit because we care about you and your behavior is inconsiderate to those who love you.”

    Addicts don’t want to quit… duh!

    Now, I’m glad I switched to full throttle.

  3. techclerk

    THIS IS THE PERFECT PUBLICITY STUNT!!!!!

    Next week she can get smashed and she’ll be in the news again. GENIUS!!!!!!

  4. techclerk

    “I was born a lesbian” is going to come off the shelf earlier than Lindsay planned with Nichole getting her mugshots on TV. It is not easy being the most ignorant of the celebutant divas at all times.

    Go for the gold, Lindsay!

  5. blahblahblah

    Whats the “Or Anything”? “I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything” Would that be cocaine? I think its cocaine. Anyone else want to venture a guess?

  6. Dude, not drinking for a week doesn’t exactly mean you’ve gone through the 12 steps or anything…

    http://www.celebrityfox.com

  7. Danklin

    A whole year of meetings and shes only been sober for a week? Good job Lohan, Good job. This girl’s such a fucking waste of space i cant even stand it. She makes Paris Hilton look like Einstein.

  8. sexybitch

    #56
    Twelve steps? This girl can’t even take five steps without faling down.

  9. Dory

    She actually looks better in these photos then she has in ages… see what a weeks sobriety does. She should look in a mirror and realise!

  10. libtard

    Dear Ms. Lohan,

    I am drinking a frosty margarita right now and it tastes gooooooooooooood. Enjoy not drinking for the rest of your life.

    Gee, that almost made me feel bad. Okay, truthfully I haven’t had a drink since around early October I think. But the next one I have will be toasted to “The Firecrotch!”

    And way to go on the sobriety. God, I want to be mean and just can’t pull it off. The wheat side of me wants her to get her act together and have a great career but the frosted side wants her to trip over a bum while walking down the street. I’m going to have to give this one some thought.

  11. snot_rocket

    huh
    well she hasn’t given up dick aopoparently.
    chech out this link. disneyland offered her and her friends a whole day at the park for her birthday. What does she do with it??

    Gives some dude a blow job.

    http://theblemish.com/2006/07/lindsay-lohan-has-no-respect/

  12. snot_rocket

    oops typo: apparently

  13. Come on guys! She has a disease!

    No, not the alcoholism. I’m referring to the severe mental retardation.

    http://www.papparelli.com

  14. Jenster

    #32, there’s other pussy/wuss celebrity
    back-patting sites you can give firecrotch kudos on. The superficial is no place for
    your star-fucking, rim-jobbing, compliments.

  15. menda67

    One year of meetings and one week being sober…the shame of AA. She could not have completed the first step if what she has done is to relapse continuously.

    This is an advertising strategy

  16. herbiefrog

    ok… you an us
    we can find a balance#

    well done babe : ))

  17. kaiser

    Lindsay Lohan gives blowjobs and rimjobs for blow!

  18. Well, yeah…sober for a week…and what then? its too bad overall seeing her get into it over and over

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