Lindsay Lohan says she hasn’t had a drink in seven days and has actually been attending AA for a year now. She tells People:
“I just left an AA meeting. I’ve been going to AA, for a year by the way. Well it’s no one’s business. That’s why it’s anonymous! I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I’m not even legal to, so why would I? I don’t drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there’s no need to. I feel better not drinking. It’s more fun. I have Red Bull.
I didn’t feel bad before. I never felt bad. I just wanted to, like, find a balance. I was out too much. I was too caught up. I mean, I’m 20 years old. I was off from work, I was getting ready to start a film, and I was like going out just to get it out of my system. I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that. I was like, I don’t want to be written about at these clubs with these people. I work, I act, I have a living. That’s what I do every day. I work every single day.”
Asked if she had advice for those seeking recovery from substance abuse, Lohan said, “I think, don’t do it for someone else. Do it for you, ’cause if you do it for someone else you’re going to relapse. It’s not going to be a change. You have to really do something if you want to do it and … if it doesn’t work, you’re not meant to.”
So what we’ve seen from Lindsay so far is a years worth of AA? She might as well have been attending knitting class. In fact I’m pretty sure she was attending knitting class and just didn’t know it. She probably comes home every week with some newly knitted mittens and is like, “Fighting alcoholism is tough.”
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 9:40 am
TEST
HollywoodSnark | December 12, 2006 at 9:41 am
yeah, and she’s sober by stripping with her mom!
http://hollywoodsnark.com
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 9:41 am
FIRST
llllllllll | December 12, 2006 at 9:41 am
bummer
VeryLiberating.com | December 12, 2006 at 9:43 am
I guess the vodka IV drip doesn’t count as a “drink”.
http://www.veryliberating.com
Alex | December 12, 2006 at 9:45 am
Holy A.D.D. run-on sentences!
crabbie | December 12, 2006 at 9:47 am
She’s a pathological liar.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
CelebSlam.com | December 12, 2006 at 9:48 am
So pigs really can fly?
http://www.celebslam.com
| December 12, 2006 at 9:49 am
I have an idea. Why doesn’t she quit AA and start taking some English classes? Nothing that comes out of her mouth makes any sense!
RichPort | December 12, 2006 at 9:51 am
I think AA stands for Absolute Asshole in her case. I didn’t know they had meetings.
wedgeone | December 12, 2006 at 9:52 am
So after 52 weeks of (allegedly) going to meetings three or four times a week, she finally has been able to not consume alcohol for a single week?
I guess I should give her kudos for this accomplishment, but I can’t help but wonder how many sponsors she has frustrated in the last year by her constantly publicized drunkenness? Doesn’t she realize that AA instills “No more drinking ever”, and not “Drink only at home with friends, but not out at the clubs”?
Step 3 of the 12 step program: don’t get photographed in a short dress with no underwear, so that your ragged cooch isn’t on display for the whole world to see.
www.rumorficial.com | December 12, 2006 at 9:52 am
She is sober while stripping with her mother i dont think so !
http://www.rumorficial.com
theblemish.com | December 12, 2006 at 9:54 am
Every week I hope she dies. Every week I’m so disappointed.
http://theblemish.com
hendero | December 12, 2006 at 9:57 am
I was in Santa Monica a few weeks ago, and this guy was like, “Lindsay Lohan is sitting on the beach”. So we went to take a look. But all we could see on the beach was a big pile of dogshit. So I guess the guy was right.
Carrie Catastrophe | December 12, 2006 at 10:01 am
lindsay lohan saying she hasn’t drank in a week is like me saying i haven’t taken a shit in a week. i mean, no one wants to hear it, and who the fuck is interested enough to actually try to validate the claims?
oh, firecrotch.
BoognishRising | December 12, 2006 at 10:03 am
She goes on a 7 day streak of no drinking, and that entitles her to give advice? Balls!
ch474 | December 12, 2006 at 10:04 am
She’s an alcholic teenage slut. Career? Done! What we are waiting for now is; a) arrested as a street hooker, b) girl-on-girl porn, c) death, and finally d) “Lindsay Lohan, Actress”, a Vivid Entertainment production starring Mercedez and Jenna Jameson that cronicles her life as child actor, crappy artificial pop “singer”, debutard party favour, $10 street hooker taking out her teeth for blow jobs, lesbian porn actress, and dead as a forgotten dried up sperm sponge.
sometimesboy | December 12, 2006 at 10:07 am
where are the human rights groups when you need them…interviewing this chick can SO be considered cruelty to the mentally retarded…
DrunkBlogger | December 12, 2006 at 10:14 am
Well…congratulations Lindsay. This is the biggest accomplishment I have ever heard of. Anybody else got anything bigger? Nope? Didn’t think so. Retarded.
PerezHiltonisStraight.com
fergernauster | December 12, 2006 at 10:15 am
Her little sis (Angie Harmon) has recently released a festive Holiday CD, and it is awesome!
Check it out for yourself: http://www.amazon.com/Lohan-Holiday-Ali/dp/B000ICLSQ0
enfilade | December 12, 2006 at 10:19 am
Lies.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
BiGiTiGi | December 12, 2006 at 10:22 am
Its hard to believe!
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/
polypam | December 12, 2006 at 10:26 am
“I feel better not drinking. It’s more fun. I have Red Bull.”
Does she actually think we believe this?
Well, we she called Parass a cunt and then denied it ten seconds later, so I guess she is either a pathological liar or the new Sybil.
chelleann66 | December 12, 2006 at 10:30 am
Of all the stupid-ass stuff Ho-han has done and said, this infuriates me the most. It is this kind of bullshit behavior and these kinds of irresponsible statements that makes people think that AA doesn’t work. So some people who really need the help take a look at this cooze and think, well, it doesn’t work. Why waste my time. I’ll just drink myself (or drug myself) to death since there’s no hope. And the whole point of the anonymity of AA is not to protect her sorry ass from being “outed”, but to protect the program. When assholes like this run around saying they go to AA and continue to look like and act like train wrecks, they really do a ton of harm. She really needs to shut her friggin’ pie hole. Bitch.
particle)man | December 12, 2006 at 10:30 am
FRAUD!!!!
oh,
TWENTY-FOURTH!!!
Mojo | December 12, 2006 at 10:31 am
Hell im proud of her,i havent been sober for 2 months.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
particle)man | December 12, 2006 at 10:31 am
shit…i was twenty-fif
particle)man | December 12, 2006 at 10:33 am
#10, don’t you mean Absolute Anal?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 12, 2006 at 10:48 am
I haven’t been sober for a week since I was 12.
That being said at least I don’t look like a greasy Mexican biker.
damon2020 | December 12, 2006 at 10:51 am
I wish Mr. Cowboy would have knocked her out instead of knocking Pauly Shore out. On second thought, I wish Mr. Cowboy would have knocked both of them out.
Bugman4045 | December 12, 2006 at 10:55 am
She seems compelled to state how much she is working. It astounds me that she can get acting work at all. She was decidely less than ADEQUITE in “Prairie Home Companion”.
Though, A quick trip to IMDB.com does turn up 2 gems:
She is currently working on a project titled: A Woman of No Importance
and in 1992 she was on Letterman as a Trick or Treater dressed as….Garbage
Lindsay, please die.
raquel | December 12, 2006 at 11:13 am
She’s a great young talent, I’m glad she’s getting help. She certainly deserves to be happy, with all that she’s been through at such a young age.
HolisticWisdomcom | December 12, 2006 at 11:17 am
Call me when she has been sober for an actual year and gets some help with her vocabulary, then I might find this newsworthy.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
cole007 | December 12, 2006 at 11:22 am
Hmmm… poor lindsey. It’s so much easier doing cock. I mean coke. Hell, I mean both.
Peter Coffin | December 12, 2006 at 11:28 am
Give the gal a medal! God damn, I hate celebrities.
CantLookBackWontLookBack | December 12, 2006 at 11:35 am
This pathetic little troll is going to crash and burn. You watch. Her ultimate demise is not going to be pretty, and it’s not going to be AT ALL shocking.
GODDAMNIT she’s so fucking BORING!
kate | December 12, 2006 at 11:59 am
Wow raquel, what a sensitive, compassionate person you are. Way to be a buzzkill.
Wow, hasn’t drank in a whole WEEK???? Somebody slap a medal on that girl. I got through 2 sentences of that babbling diatribe and felt my brain starting to melt. She’s borderline retarded.
Meanwhile, the not drinking for a week thing is great, but she’s not telling us about all the coke she did instead. Or crack. Or pills. Whatever.
Spindoc | December 12, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Big fucking deal, 7 days without a drink and THATS NEWS!?!?!?
If her being sober for 7 days is enough to make news then she must be a hard core, raging, one step away from the soup kitchen alcoholic.
LL | December 12, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Wow, this must be Endorsements That Should Not Happen week. First Paris “helping” Britney, now Lohan talking up AA.
Worst. Endorsement. Ever. In fact, I think on the scale of least-wanted endorsements, Lohan’s shout-out for AA actually falls below Mark Foley’s endorsement of the Log Cabin Republicans.
Way to go, Lindsay.
Pointandlaugh | December 12, 2006 at 12:47 pm
BE ADEQITE!!
|_| | December 12, 2006 at 12:51 pm
cmon be fair. it’d be news if any of you guys didn’t beat off for 7 days.
techclerk | December 12, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Sounds to me like those guys who go to AA meetings must really know how to hook up and party!
S.P.F.R.S. | December 12, 2006 at 1:12 pm
She’s getting to be quite the fat bitch now that’s she stopped guzzling alcohol.
techclerk | December 12, 2006 at 1:13 pm
From AA to Betty Ford next week.
V | December 12, 2006 at 1:25 pm
She IS a pathological liar. She wouldn’t know the truth if it hit her in her face.
ch474 | December 12, 2006 at 1:36 pm
#45
Ooo! Let me try! I wanna hit her in the face. That way, all she’ll need is the Truth.
NicotineEyePatch | December 12, 2006 at 1:50 pm
She needs to be IN rehab, as opposed to just telling people she’s been half-assedly working towards some type of unorganized self-rehab.
I’m more for Rational Recovery than AA, but Lohan has no fucking rationale whatsoever, nor self-control, obviously. “It works if YOU work it” doesn’t mean finally after 51 weeks that you can stop drinking for seven days and expect to be fucking congratulated for your piss-poor efforts. Someone commit this girl and take away all forms of communication before she spouts off again. Because if I have to read one more fucking thing she tries to write, I am moving to another planet.
86 | December 12, 2006 at 2:02 pm
She looks like she needs to be scrubbed with soap. Lay off the mystic tan, Lindsay!! You look like a carrot. You firecrotch!!
Do we have a new troll?
EJ | December 12, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Maybe she could just wear a fucking T-shirt that says “I’m Underaged” and then she could stay sober.
I love it when people admit to doing something illegal but, hey, they’re celebrities so why not cut them some slack? Ten dollars says Nicole never gets jail time for her pot+vicoden habit, either.
stoplookingatme | December 12, 2006 at 2:21 pm
#20: It looks like Ali’s Christmas Cd is enough to drive us ALL to drink. A Lohan Christmas? Two tracks featuring duets with Dina?? Yikes. And I do mean yikes.