Lindsay Lohan snubs Robert Altman’s funeral


After Robert Altman died last November, Lindsay Lohan released a statement saying he “was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I’ve had in several years.” So how did she honor his memory? By skipping his memorial service Tuesday and instead going out to party in Los Angeles with Steve O.

And just curious, but what exactly happened to her in rehab? It’s like they tried to kick her addiction to drugs and alcohol by getting her addicted to sausage. If you have to butter you thighs to slide into a pair of jeans they probably don’t fit anymore.