Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills house party with this interesting looking fellow on Saturday night. I can just hear this kid’s thoughts: “They all laughed at me. But this hair-do rocks! I totally just bagged a chick, and it’s Lindsay freaking Lohan! Goddamn it’s going to burn when I pee tomorrow, but it’ll be worth the smug looks on my D&D boys’ faces when they find out I’m the first to touch a vagina. Now for a night that’ll be like dry-humping an ashtray but with the added bonus of my lover’s voice sounding deeper than my own. Zippity-do-da!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Oh, he’s not so bad. He’s that kinda ugly cute thing like Beck, like Amy Winehouse (oh, she’s Fug), you yes we know what you look like. WHATEVER! He’s OK nice eyes!
Lindsays bodyguard is a curious looking character, but he protects her from ninjas and ghosts. Maybe they’ll do a remake of the Costner/Houston movie.
Lindsay always beats the shit out of Britney and Paris as far as I’m concerned. I think she could roll around in pig diarrhea and still top those two.
@26 and 54 – Yeah, I figured that was Jordans cousin that lives in the mushroom meadow adjacent Jordans skank swamp.
@55 hah.
@64 He built that thing in science class. The Ho-Getta.
#82-thank you for saying that-I agree 100 percent!! Thank God we’re not having to read ‘I’d hit that” every other post…. (and to those of yo u who will respond with more ‘I’d hit thats,’” let me just say, YOU WOULD NOT!!)
#49-I doubt you are a woman, you’re too pissed off at all the homophobes to be a girl (just ignore them-the phobes-I think they hibernate after football season)
Chelsea Clinton is not looking good, she has her mom’s body and her dad’s taste in women….;) Definitley a drug friendship, she’s not with this guy.
Oh and Lindsey looks good because she’s got all kinds of extra ‘energy ‘(=drugs) to put on makeup and get ger hair done. And she probably spent all night in the bathroom, so she had more time to make herself look good.
I heard she left a needle in her room at Shutters and they photographed it and banned her.
Go back to rehab and stop making bad movies.
@55 Hah! He’s Chicken Lover from South Park!
#61-go back to your Nascar race
and whoever firrst pointed out the Chelsea Clinton similarit y is my new hero..if you cover the 5 ockock shadow, it’s her twin bro…-wait..-sis..no..- broster?
I used to like superficial until you guys fuckin posted that stupid ass headline. How can you call that thing a “man”. See this is what happens when you let homosexuals have sex – they poop out strange lookin fagbots such as this one.
@98 Hey! He seems to be!
http://www.myspace.com/patrickaufdenkamp
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40586470
I guess Briky is his girlfriend. Lohan can’t win his love.
He looks like Aguillera’s husband with a wig.
i figure she just thinks that if she picks an ugly enough guy, she won’t have to read in the tabloids for the next 3-4 months how paris and brit stole her man…because they wont WANT him.
The guy’s name is Johnny Borrell – used to date Kristen Dunst
http://movies.msn.com/movies/2007review/undressed?GT1=7701
According to TMZ, that’s her ASSistant.
cristina A’s husband’s brother??
He has borrowed some of carols shaven pubes and stuck it on his head. And i am gay and we do not look like this guy… he looks like he has been cut and pasted
Errr your SO gross Michael! Let’s face it he is a freak… well good on him for getting a perm and all ahahahahaha
he has a bunch of coke back as his apt in santa monica. Oh, did I say apartment, I meant his mom’s basement.
I think Lindsay should go for Zac Efron! Seriously…Baby V needs some competition! BREAK ‘EM UP LOHAN!
Um, I know this guy no joke. His name is skippy and he was my brother’s roommate in Boston.
Skippy is a douche
the man looks like a monster that is mad and is going to eat persons,,,,.. I feel horrible about him.Lindsay must be wise enough to abandon him, rYEAH….?
http://pinkmingle.com is going to giving details about it, wait? No, go ahead
the man looks like a monster, I don’t like him get approach of Lindsay! get out, guy!