Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills house party with this interesting looking fellow on Saturday night. I can just hear this kid’s thoughts: “They all laughed at me. But this hair-do rocks! I totally just bagged a chick, and it’s Lindsay freaking Lohan! Goddamn it’s going to burn when I pee tomorrow, but it’ll be worth the smug looks on my D&D boys’ faces when they find out I’m the first to touch a vagina. Now for a night that’ll be like dry-humping an ashtray but with the added bonus of my lover’s voice sounding deeper than my own. Zippity-do-da!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
PunkA | December 10, 2007 at 2:18 pm
C’mon. We all know that this is her gay hobbit buddy, Frodo Faggins.
skins | December 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
dork
Jaan Kanellis | December 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
I think he/she can make his/her own babies.
Texas Tranny | December 10, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Tee Hee
I know this guy is wearing pretty panties under his jeans.
smigs | December 10, 2007 at 2:21 pm
yes, that man is obviously homosexual in all kinds of ways. especially the very gay kind. with gayness sprinkles
FRIST!!! | December 10, 2007 at 2:22 pm
He’s creepy, she must be smoking meth again..
Joel Rifkin | December 10, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Is that Mr. Bean?
Matthew | December 10, 2007 at 2:23 pm
hey look is the taylor’s youngest son mark and he is dating HOHAN
DeepFriedJesus | December 10, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Is she forty now? Does rehab age you that rapidly? no wonder Amy W. doesn’t want to go.
RichPort | December 10, 2007 at 2:25 pm
His entire outfit costs less than her manicure.
Auntie Kryst | December 10, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I’m guessing the weirdo starfucker is Lindsay’s N.A. sponsor. I just can’t figure out who is who. God grant me the wisdom to know the difference.
woodhorse | December 10, 2007 at 2:26 pm
how exciting! Could this be the fagalicious man seen on AnyPortInAStorm.com? I’m not sure.
Spanky | December 10, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Dude has trout shoulders
phildo | December 10, 2007 at 2:28 pm
He’s wearing women’s jeans.
Rob | December 10, 2007 at 2:29 pm
That IS the Tool Man’s youngest kid!!! Freak!
F the burning piss … She’s still hot.
Thrillhouse | December 10, 2007 at 2:29 pm
It’s nice seeing Lindsay with these clowns. It gives me a certain amount of confidence this has been actress fucks guys much uglier than me.
Starchasm | December 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
#10, What’s sad is that your statement is probably true, and she STILL looks like crap.
SyntheticHippy | December 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
He looks like a little kid who’s thinking “i have a secret”. Can you guess what it is? My guess is that he has a vagina…
p0nk | December 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
there is no other explanation for this freak of nature other than to assume it is the mysterious love child of Marty Feldman and George Clooney.
Shep | December 10, 2007 at 2:30 pm
That homeless guy is way too good for Lindsay Lohan
p0nk | December 10, 2007 at 2:31 pm
#16 and yet you still can’t get laid. sucks eh?
Mikey | December 10, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Lindsay looks great
Is it just me or is that guy wearing a wedding ring?
PunkA | December 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm
We need to start a petition to get that guy to shave his head. He has 80′s Kip Winger hair without being a rockstar. He needs to go stubble head. For his own good.
sevenandaswitchblade | December 10, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Christ, I thought it was Maggie Gyllenhaal for a moment.
Is it worng that I want to have sex with its hair?
Doug | December 10, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Lindsay actually looks better in that picture than she has in years. Mr. Bean’s really let himself go, though.
blackout | December 10, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Me thinks Christina Aguilera’s caveman husband slapped a wig on and went out on the prowl… either that or Lindsay’s trying really hard to look hot or doing charity work by hanging out with this ‘Normy’
Debagger | December 10, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Looks like Mel from Flight of the Conchords, with less facial hair.
Mr. Truth | December 10, 2007 at 2:48 pm
He looks like a gay Howard Stern on acid.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | December 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Constantine Mouralis is a lucky guy!
deez nuts on your chin | December 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
seriously, i think this guy is a dealer or at least a tweeker. i saw him in photos of her at a pool last year where she was “partying” and anyone who parties within 10 feet of lohan is high
babyglyniss | December 10, 2007 at 2:49 pm
her new man is so gross…i mean his face obviously..
puffsplus lotion | December 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm
haha, she does look hot next to him!
and he looks like mr.bean wearing a king louis XIV wig, dressed in emo/hipster kid clothing.
H.A.L.9000 | December 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Lindsay looks great. Must be his magic beans haha
nipolian | December 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm
#8 & 15 I think you are both correct……It’s Taran Noah Smith aka Mark Taylor from Home Improvement. Someone needs to let him know that Fox News is reporting today that there is now a cure for being gay.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316316,00.html
D. Richards (Bastard.) | December 10, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Holy shit! Christians, hold on to your space tickets; it’s the second coming (ejaculating) of Jesus. Jesus sure is a fucking dork. Look at him with that hair (wig?). Hey, Jesus, nice bangs, you fucking queer. Ha! Yeah! Hey, Jesus, cool legs, man. What happen? You fall down as a boy? You look just like my crippled aunt, Holy-ghost. You crippled, Jesus? Fucking ridiculous.
Nick | December 10, 2007 at 2:53 pm
That guy looks like Dave Atell’s face with Celine Dion’s “son’s” hair. He’s actually considered a God in Canada!
H.A.L.9000 | December 10, 2007 at 2:55 pm
…..or possibly Mr. Bean’s magical leprechaun cousin…with magic beans inside
rupert | December 10, 2007 at 2:56 pm
The name is Fagio
H.A.L.9000 | December 10, 2007 at 2:57 pm
#36, ooohh. that actually explains a LOT
RichPort | December 10, 2007 at 2:57 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA p0nk…
When she offered him that $20 to walk her to the car, he never thought he’d be thrust from coatroom boy to superceleb faster than Britney Spears would drop her kid when offered a Twinkie for each hand. Ouch.
Al Borland | December 10, 2007 at 2:58 pm
#8 – HA!! great catch
H.A.L.9000 | December 10, 2007 at 3:00 pm
fish, something is up with your “post comments”dealie. it keeps adding my comments before im finished!!!! goddammm it!!!
#36, sorry dude…lost my train of thought about Celine. :(
woodhorse | December 10, 2007 at 3:03 pm
That can’t be Taran Noah Smith/Mark Taylor – that guy looks as old as Tim Allen. Great hair.
Emmy | December 10, 2007 at 3:07 pm
is that the guy from that berries and creme starburst commercial??
Lydia Layne | December 10, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Lindsay looks amazingly good in that picture. She must be staying drug/alcohol free. Her eyes even look brighter.
lauren | December 10, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I’m surprised that no one has pointed out how much Lindsey looks exactly like her mom in that picture. Surely I’m not the only one that thinks so?!
Bob | December 10, 2007 at 3:10 pm
http://www.pitch.com/2007-04-26/news/cheese-nuts/full
The dude is an odd cat.
Sage | December 10, 2007 at 3:10 pm
That looks to be Adam Green of Horrible Music Even My Retarded Hippie Brother Wouldn’t Listen to fame.
Way to go, Lindsey, you bagged yourself a German Superstar.
put the ugly people in the back | December 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm
I think he wants to be a she. Which is fine I’m not some pathetic biggoted loser. But, may I give he/she a hint your hair is quite girly good first step but ,girls (most of them) do not have beards so you should maybe shave that get a padded bra and a new dress and you’ll probably look better than the pile of horse manure your standing next to. You say that a person, a famous actress/singer nope never heard of her my brain does not retain information about worthless people.
You know I love how the homophobes are the most gay guys ever slapping each others butts hanging out together and having more fun with each other than with their women. Poor little closeted babies they are just so scawed of big bad gay people because secretly they are just terrified about all those hardons they got back in gym class and what they might mean. Most hot girls, like me, love gay guys so if you want any you are going to have to get over your pathetic homophobia. See pretty girls take care of themselves unlike fat butchy girls and gay men are basically in charge of the whole beauty industry so pretty girls who smell nice and have beautiful soft hair and skin look that way in part due to gay men so you won’t get to bang any pretty ladies if you are a big old biggot. Also gay men aren’t all wimpy looking some are quite the opposite and will provide your lady with some protection from stoogy pervs who hit on poort hot girls non-stop when you are too busy getting drunk and slapping your buddies asses after watching a good sweaty man on man on man on man… football game.
So homophobes I sicerely encourage you to get over yourselves if you wany to get under or over some hottie who is actually a girl. Because of course you could just go on hating gay guys with all your buddies who you spend so much time with and who you love so much…
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