Lindsay Lohan snags a new man – no, that’s not right

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills house party with this interesting looking fellow on Saturday night. I can just hear this kid’s thoughts: “They all laughed at me. But this hair-do rocks! I totally just bagged a chick, and it’s Lindsay freaking Lohan! Goddamn it’s going to burn when I pee tomorrow, but it’ll be worth the smug looks on my D&D boys’ faces when they find out I’m the first to touch a vagina. Now for a night that’ll be like dry-humping an ashtray but with the added bonus of my lover’s voice sounding deeper than my own. Zippity-do-da!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News