I don’t know when it happened (actually I know exactly when it happened) but somewhere along the line Lindsay Lohan decided to just completely give up on underwear. This shot was taken outside of London’s Kabaret club, and once again features Lindsay Lohan and her totally NSFW vagina. There was so much controversy over her first attempt to offend my eyes she thought she’d give it another go. Only this time she’s not leaving any doubt as to its authenticity. If you’re easily offended by beat-up looking vaginas, I highly recommend you not click the above image. Because this one looks like it went ten rounds with a boxing kangaroo.
CelebSlam.com | September 13, 2006 at 7:41 am
So I guess we can’t call her firecrotch anymore.
http://www.celebslam.com
Superevil | September 13, 2006 at 7:41 am
I think I’m gonna be sick
Alucard | September 13, 2006 at 7:41 am
Blurp
LinguisticAnthro | September 13, 2006 at 7:42 am
I think I see warts.
Alucard | September 13, 2006 at 7:42 am
She looks like she’s going to vomit, must be the smell.
Berrylicious | September 13, 2006 at 7:46 am
What the hell is NSFW? I know it is something about shaved puse but what the hell is the FW?
chelsea_423 | September 13, 2006 at 7:46 am
That’s so gross. Vaginas aren’t cute, I don’t understand men wanting them shaved. They’re hidden by hair for a reason.
dupababy | September 13, 2006 at 7:47 am
damn i’m getting so tired of seeing her whoreable vejayjay.. i’m surprised we don’t see shit crawling out of it.. like worms, gnats, cockroaches and all those freaking socks that go missing in the laundry..(bet her pr dept. photoshopped that shit out).. bitches trinket has got more photog coverage and airing out than any other celeb this week.. someone please please please tell her to SHUT HER DAMNED LEGS..
rolson | September 13, 2006 at 7:48 am
Mmmmmmmm…I’d hit that.
arieschic | September 13, 2006 at 7:48 am
she wants to prove to everyone that she is not a firecrotch so people will stop calling her that. hahahaha
pixelbasic | September 13, 2006 at 7:49 am
Fake. Anatomy 101 . The ass check and vagina would not be visible at that angle. Beside the real deal would have melted your face.
Triumph Insult Dog | September 13, 2006 at 7:49 am
This…is…just…SAD. Is dignity not cool anymore?? Is going “commando” the way to go?
Maybe it’s me and my old-fashioned ways, but everybody knows that you wear ALL your clothes around the Paparazzi.
If you run out of underwear, dammit, buy some! NOBODY wants to see that!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
arieschic | September 13, 2006 at 7:49 am
NSFW = Not Suitable For Work
Binky | September 13, 2006 at 7:54 am
Hummm… Is that a watch strap ?
gatorbates | September 13, 2006 at 7:54 am
She just needs to accept the reality that she’s a whore.
The best way for her to do that is to pose nude for “Roast Beef Monthly”.
I think once that is done, the world will accept her a little more.
sometimesboy | September 13, 2006 at 7:57 am
when lynsey lohan tells you to read her lips…run…run…don’t think…just run…
actually…in this pic she looks a little runny herself…
nichole | September 13, 2006 at 7:57 am
Jeez, with all the pictures out of her nowadays, it’s hard to believe she was the cute little girl in The Parent Trap remake.
http://216.21.138.67/img/upload/article/a9080i0_Parent-Trap-185.jpg
Ugh.
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 7:58 am
Where the hell is Lin Milano and her SafeSearching crusaders?
http://www2.safesearching.com/
PJ in PA | September 13, 2006 at 7:59 am
On the up and up – at least there aren’t any open sores!
nichole | September 13, 2006 at 7:59 am
#6, if you’re serious, it’s NOT SAVE FOR WORK. NSFW.
nichole | September 13, 2006 at 8:00 am
*safe
Devil Is Chrome | September 13, 2006 at 8:03 am
“Fire Crotch” does not refer to the color of hair…it’s what you feel after sleeping with her.
i.e. “Holy sh*t, I feel like there’s fire in my crotch! I can’t stop itching!”
sometimesboy | September 13, 2006 at 8:03 am
um…#19….i’d say that is the very DEFINITION of an open sore….
and #16…you’re a riot…classic!
ruhroh | September 13, 2006 at 8:04 am
I think she’s holding up that bag saying “Here…I found this bag in there also…..dear God!! I think I’m gonna be ill!”
I mean I think….
She could just be doing a ventriloquist act and someone said, “Hey Lindsay! Cover up, I can see your lips moving!”
It’s possible…
sing_blackbird_sing | September 13, 2006 at 8:06 am
@ 7: Amen to that!
her labia are all over the place!
BriBri | September 13, 2006 at 8:07 am
Bla….OOO, it’s a blurred spot. Whatthefuckever….probably another fake.
llllllllll | September 13, 2006 at 8:09 am
I clicked on the link but it s bleeped out…how were you guys able to view it?
JennSTX | September 13, 2006 at 8:11 am
You know it is time to seriously invest in underwear when your crotch is a “Hot Topic” on The View. Rosie O’Donnell said this am that she’s sick of seeing Lohan’s vagina on the internet and Barbara looked confused, Joy openly questioned Rosie on if she was specifically googling “Lohan’s vagina” because Joy hadn’t seen it yet, and the young one…Melissa??…said that you couldn’t help but see it – her crotch was everywhere.
Her crotch just got more press than she has in months. Also, it is weird that the one last week showed such droopy, old lady ones while this weeks it looks shriveled up. I wonder if women have the same “turtle” effect down there that men do? Like they hang in warm weather and shrivel close to the body in cold? hmmmmmm Well, that’s an experiment I hope never to see at a science fair.
JoannieBalonie | September 13, 2006 at 8:13 am
Looks like she’s blowing an imaginary cock.
PacificLight | September 13, 2006 at 8:15 am
This site just desintegreated into one long thread of Phreaky Phriday Photoshop, Lohan vajayjay edition. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
MissLaVey | September 13, 2006 at 8:21 am
Those beef curtains have hurt my eyes and I think I’m going to sue somebody.
JumpingIrish | September 13, 2006 at 8:22 am
AHHHH! MY EYES!
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 8:22 am
#18 – Dirtbag damnYELL is really on a roll today. That’s not my comment of course, because it’s no where close to funny. When I told you to fuck off and get a life, I didn’t mean mine. damnYELL, you’re a fucking idiot.
commissioner | September 13, 2006 at 8:23 am
@28
I missed this morning! I would have looooved to see Baba’s face when Rosie talked about Lilo’s vagina!
Rosie’s gonna get the word she’s going to get shitcanned next.
MissLaVey | September 13, 2006 at 8:24 am
Also, I had always wondered what a snatch would look like after being beaten up by the Harlem Globetrotters.. now I know.
sillyrabbit | September 13, 2006 at 8:34 am
apparently she thinks that if there is no hair, there will be nothing for the crabs to hang onto. really is too bad she keeps getting caught w/ those weathered pastrami flaps hangin out. lindsay, close your FUCKING LEGS!!
SilverBlade | September 13, 2006 at 8:34 am
#26 and #27: Click on the image, not the link. Then brace yourself.
bbrrken | September 13, 2006 at 8:37 am
Oh really Superficial, she is obviously NOT “showing off her vagina again” If she was showing it off she would be posing for the friggin picture or doing porn. She is getting out the car and the invasive paparazzi is in the way again and it’s more of an oops than an intentional “showing off” Get a grip and at least be responsible when posting pics like these. I wonder what the people who work for your website look like, better yet, what their vaginas and penises look like, this is too much, leave these celebrities alone – how would you feel and on what right do you post comments like this. Thumbs down on your reporting style. and my middle finger goes out to you and yours.
amajean040904 | September 13, 2006 at 8:39 am
its fake just look at it http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php
hteres tomuch light on it
amajean040904 | September 13, 2006 at 8:41 am
oppes there’s too much (39)
mrlithium | September 13, 2006 at 8:42 am
get a sense of humor or get off the site
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 13, 2006 at 8:42 am
The Kennedy autopsy photos come to mind. Just a nasty, nasty gash – were we expecting something different? Everything about this bitch is fucked up – high belly button, freckles that put Carrot Top to shame, the curveless body of a 14 year old boy, raspy just-throated-a combine-of-cock voice and saggy tits at only 20 years of age. How could her punani not look like Betty White’s slit? The odometer on that pussy has rolled over… twice.
beli3ver | September 13, 2006 at 8:45 am
bbrrken i loled so hard. if she is not showing off, she would have been more careful when getting out the car with no pants on. or she must be really retarded. she has like no brain then. it _must_ have been intentional, i can’t believe someone could be so fucking stupid
al rarow | September 13, 2006 at 8:46 am
#36: “weathered pastrami flaps” — LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
jrzmommy | September 13, 2006 at 8:46 am
One of these chicks — Hohan, Parasite, Cadaver girl — is gonna just run down a red carpet some night butt-nekkid and poop all over the place. That’s it. There’s really nothing else they can do that’s more embarassing than what they’re doing.
RichPort | September 13, 2006 at 8:49 am
#45 – I agree, a Steve O moment is in at least one of their futures.
TrannyGranny | September 13, 2006 at 8:51 am
That pic looks like she is holding her hand over her mouth, trying not to hurl at the pig-farm stank emenating from her disease-hole.
Oh and Chelsea…..normal vaginas are beautiful, sorry you obviously have a malformed one.
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 13, 2006 at 8:52 am
THAT IS STILL NOT REAL!!!!!
sometimesboy | September 13, 2006 at 8:52 am
looks like groundhogs day came early this year…
there’s something odd about this pic…but i can’t put my finger on it…thank god…
BriBri | September 13, 2006 at 8:52 am
#37 – OMG! I didn’t know. My life just flashed before my eyes….it was a good life.