Lindsay Lohan shows off her rear

July 26th, 2006 // 103 Comments

  1. andrewthezeppo

    hot, first?

    I like the third one..very sexy

  2. pieceabolonga

    eww

  3. Jslash

    Freckles and acne…ah, hollywood starlets.

  4. nice fuck bruises.

  5. jane's eyre

    That’s creepy. It’s like looking at the butt of an 11-year old. The “ruffled panties” thing doesn’t help either.

  6. She’s just a skank. She looks like she’s going to be found OD’d any day. And her hair is a MESS! Get a haircut!!! Very sad.

  7. bunnyhugger

    oh. that’s just nasty.
    and uncomfortable.

  8. ValeWolf

    Ugh. Why do I get the impression that she smells and doesn’t take showers?

  9. frenchtoaststix

    Looks like she’s been injecting something in her buttal area. Too bad it’s not some talent…

  10. Cat

    In photo number eight, is she grabbing her crotch?

    Classy.

  11. sniffels_25

    rememer when she said that 50 cent called her agent for her number cuz he was watching mean girls and “loved it” do u think that was true….cuz I cant see him liking her and she also said puff daddy and damon dash asked her out. Do u think she was lying about 50

  12. ellaminnowpea

    mmmmmmm….nothin’ like oozing open sores on the back of her leg…..REAL attractive!
    She must have lost her Valtrex in her hobag.

  13. diptutod

    Her extensions look terrible but I’d kill for legs like that.

  14. AprylA

    Why is she the only one in a swim suit??

  15. CMonster0125

    Do you think she needs to change bikinis so often is that her firecrotch burns them off in under a few hours? I woulnd’t poke that with a bulldozer, as a bulldozer is an expensive and valuable piece of machinery.

  16. mrs.t

    That’s not acne. It’s buttne. I once even had a case of kneene.

  17. mrs.t

    @#10

    Grabbing, scratching, picking off the larger crabs…

  18. mrs.t

    and/or scabs.

  19. docweasel

    Well, a buttcrack hugging trailer trash swimsuit can be sexy, but not when you have red, pus-oozing herpes sores on your thighs.

  20. lisad71

    I was a lesbian until I looked at these pics. Now I just want the high hard one from any guy. I’ll go see if my 102 year old neighbor is home.

  21. mrs.t

    My husband needs to see these. Gone are his days of mocking my public-toilet Lysol habit. I’m trying to prevent these sores from appearing on the creamy asscheeks of our perfect, unblemished children.

  22. Joey bag o' donuts

    Lay off LIndsay. She is hanging out with Jeremy Pivens (I can’t believe I know this Secret Squirrel looking m***** f***ers name)
    The carpet burns are a turn off though. And the fact that she probably smells like the Fulton Street Fish Market. A bikini wax is probably in order as well. And of course there are the friction burns on her ass…

    Never mind.

  23. AmandatheWonderful

    That is fucking disgusting. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t hit that shit with Valderamma’s dick, and Piven pushing. What the fuck’s up with those spots all over her ass? She needs a clearasil sitz bath.

  24. Eh, she’s not looking so hot these days. Still needs a little more fat around the edges.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  25. jamiew

    She should seriously get this watch to divert attention:

    http://www.sybarites.org/2006/06/14/chanel-j12-haute-joaillerie-watch/

  26. Joey bag o' donuts

    Also, whats up with the hospital band on her left wrist? Does it provide for head of the line privilages at the methadon clinic?
    What a skeev?

  27. penguinwaddle

    @ 10– she is trying to stuff her huge labia back into her bikini bottom.

  28. mrs.t

    Huge labia AND massively elongated clit.

    That hospital band is Dolce & Gabbana, Fall/Winter 2006.

  29. Binky

    Condi Rice wore the same bikini in Rome today.
    To the rest of the world – 1t still didn’t fly.

  30. Binky

    I’ll buy a vowel ‘I’

  31. Wow. Lindsay was totally buggin out that day. I bet Piven hit it.

  32. JoBOO

    I’d hit that one, doggy style.

    And TCLTC

  33. Iambananas

    That is so nawsty… she really is a skank.

  34. Iambananas

    No one else is wearing a bathing suit… I think that’s her everyday “look at me I’m a regualr and attention ho” clothes.

  35. Grobpilot

    She couldn’t make it to the bathroom? Looks like she’s taking a shit in her purse.

  36. LilRach

    PLEASE enough of these very unflattering pics of the “HOHAN”.

    Everywhere i go on the net today this is all i see – I’M BLINDED! It’s all so very wrong, the swimsuit, the freckles, the Hohan, please enough!

    Bring on the sexy bitches!

  37. Binky

    And

    BTWUII

  38. LilRach

    PLEASE – ENOUGH OF THE HOHAN. How many more positions can we see this girl in before we are satisfied that yes – she is one ugly bitch!

    The swimsuit, the freckles, that face, please i can’t bare it any more! Lets ban her from the SF!

    Where’s the sexy bitches at!?

  39. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest

    All those days of lying on the beach and the bitch STILL doesn’t have a fucking tan! This broad needs to give it up. I mean I’d fuck her but I’m a pig so I really don’t count. If my ecstacy buzz wears off while I’m hitting it from the back and I see those bruises, freckles, acne and pasty skin I just might be inclined to punch her in the back of the head. Nothing like that clinch before you cum.

  40. krisdylee

    Well, cunties and fuckies, I am back from my family vacation. I have now decided that in the future, I will A) never go on another holiday again that involves my 7 year old and 5 year old or B) if I absolutely have to go with the family, then I will be drunk and/or high the entire time….

    So, Lance is gay, Lindsay has some weird looking sores on her ass, Tori is cut out of the will. Awesome!

    Missed you all, and I am back with a cunty vengeance……

  41. jane's eyre

    Hey krisdylee, what up sexy beeyotch.

    I saw this email in my company’s directory today, and it made me think of you. It was:

    cunti@XXXXXX.com

  42. krisdylee

    jane, honestly, I fucking love you more than my own kids…

  43. SalineSweaterPuppies

    She looks like a 1o year old boy in a bikini. Gross.

  44. hopeless_screenwriter

    Don’t knock 10 year old boys in bikinis until you try them. Yummy.

  45. jane's eyre

    Does that mean I get written into your will? And more importantly, does that mean I get to “suckle on your zzzzipple”?

  46. Yo Jane’

    Thanks for the AWESOME slapdown on that pedophile Hannnoush, quite proud my girl!

    Krisdylee;

    Welcome back to the world of the living….as a single guy, I have to admit most of my vacations involve serious brain damage and blacking out for days on end.

    And, more importantly, did the cunt survive, I am worried about her. Sorry for the both of your pain, perhaps ya’ll should just hold one another. heheheheheh

    Haven’t perused the whole fish, off to see whassup!

  47. Oh, real quick

    When I bend over, I gotta admit, MY mountain ass looks better, with a HELLUVA lot less sores. Like none. Does she sit on a blender for fun?

  48. hopeless_screenwriter

    You can suckle on my zzzzipple, anytime!

    No, wait.

    I’m gay.

    My bad.

  49. Binky

    She has the style. She’s been to Florida. She needs the job.

    ‘FireCrotch in 08 !!’

    How could she do any worse ?

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