Lindsay Lohan shows off her rear

July 26th, 2006 // 103 Comments
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Comments (103)

  1. andrewthezeppo | July 26, 2006 at 7:39 pm

    hot, first?

    I like the third one..very sexy

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  2. pieceabolonga | July 26, 2006 at 7:40 pm

    eww

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  3. Jslash | July 26, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    Freckles and acne…ah, hollywood starlets.

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  4. TheHappyRobot | July 26, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    nice fuck bruises.

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  5. jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    That’s creepy. It’s like looking at the butt of an 11-year old. The “ruffled panties” thing doesn’t help either.

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  6. Giggles | July 26, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    She’s just a skank. She looks like she’s going to be found OD’d any day. And her hair is a MESS! Get a haircut!!! Very sad.

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  7. bunnyhugger | July 26, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    oh. that’s just nasty.
    and uncomfortable.

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  8. ValeWolf | July 26, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    Ugh. Why do I get the impression that she smells and doesn’t take showers?

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  9. frenchtoaststix | July 26, 2006 at 7:51 pm

    Looks like she’s been injecting something in her buttal area. Too bad it’s not some talent…

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  10. Cat | July 26, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    In photo number eight, is she grabbing her crotch?

    Classy.

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  11. sniffels_25 | July 26, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    rememer when she said that 50 cent called her agent for her number cuz he was watching mean girls and “loved it” do u think that was true….cuz I cant see him liking her and she also said puff daddy and damon dash asked her out. Do u think she was lying about 50

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  12. ellaminnowpea | July 26, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    mmmmmmm….nothin’ like oozing open sores on the back of her leg…..REAL attractive!
    She must have lost her Valtrex in her hobag.

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  13. diptutod | July 26, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    Her extensions look terrible but I’d kill for legs like that.

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  14. AprylA | July 26, 2006 at 8:00 pm

    Why is she the only one in a swim suit??

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  15. CMonster0125 | July 26, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    Do you think she needs to change bikinis so often is that her firecrotch burns them off in under a few hours? I woulnd’t poke that with a bulldozer, as a bulldozer is an expensive and valuable piece of machinery.

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  16. mrs.t | July 26, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    That’s not acne. It’s buttne. I once even had a case of kneene.

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  17. mrs.t | July 26, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    @#10

    Grabbing, scratching, picking off the larger crabs…

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  18. mrs.t | July 26, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    and/or scabs.

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  19. docweasel | July 26, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    Well, a buttcrack hugging trailer trash swimsuit can be sexy, but not when you have red, pus-oozing herpes sores on your thighs.

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  20. lisad71 | July 26, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    I was a lesbian until I looked at these pics. Now I just want the high hard one from any guy. I’ll go see if my 102 year old neighbor is home.

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  21. mrs.t | July 26, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    My husband needs to see these. Gone are his days of mocking my public-toilet Lysol habit. I’m trying to prevent these sores from appearing on the creamy asscheeks of our perfect, unblemished children.

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  22. Joey bag o' donuts | July 26, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    Lay off LIndsay. She is hanging out with Jeremy Pivens (I can’t believe I know this Secret Squirrel looking m***** f***ers name)
    The carpet burns are a turn off though. And the fact that she probably smells like the Fulton Street Fish Market. A bikini wax is probably in order as well. And of course there are the friction burns on her ass…

    Never mind.

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  23. AmandatheWonderful | July 26, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    That is fucking disgusting. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t hit that shit with Valderamma’s dick, and Piven pushing. What the fuck’s up with those spots all over her ass? She needs a clearasil sitz bath.

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  24. sharkbite | July 26, 2006 at 8:28 pm

    Eh, she’s not looking so hot these days. Still needs a little more fat around the edges.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  25. jamiew | July 26, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    She should seriously get this watch to divert attention:

    http://www.sybarites.org/2006/06/14/chanel-j12-haute-joaillerie-watch/

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  26. Joey bag o' donuts | July 26, 2006 at 8:34 pm

    Also, whats up with the hospital band on her left wrist? Does it provide for head of the line privilages at the methadon clinic?
    What a skeev?

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  27. penguinwaddle | July 26, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    @ 10– she is trying to stuff her huge labia back into her bikini bottom.

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  28. mrs.t | July 26, 2006 at 8:38 pm

    Huge labia AND massively elongated clit.

    That hospital band is Dolce & Gabbana, Fall/Winter 2006.

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  29. Binky | July 26, 2006 at 8:45 pm

    Condi Rice wore the same bikini in Rome today.
    To the rest of the world – 1t still didn’t fly.

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  30. Binky | July 26, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    I’ll buy a vowel ‘I’

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  31. MeganHarris | July 26, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    Wow. Lindsay was totally buggin out that day. I bet Piven hit it.

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  32. JoBOO | July 26, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    I’d hit that one, doggy style.

    And TCLTC

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  33. Iambananas | July 26, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    That is so nawsty… she really is a skank.

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  34. Iambananas | July 26, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    No one else is wearing a bathing suit… I think that’s her everyday “look at me I’m a regualr and attention ho” clothes.

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  35. Grobpilot | July 26, 2006 at 9:03 pm

    She couldn’t make it to the bathroom? Looks like she’s taking a shit in her purse.

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  36. LilRach | July 26, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    PLEASE enough of these very unflattering pics of the “HOHAN”.

    Everywhere i go on the net today this is all i see – I’M BLINDED! It’s all so very wrong, the swimsuit, the freckles, the Hohan, please enough!

    Bring on the sexy bitches!

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  37. Binky | July 26, 2006 at 9:23 pm

    And

    BTWUII

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  38. LilRach | July 26, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    PLEASE – ENOUGH OF THE HOHAN. How many more positions can we see this girl in before we are satisfied that yes – she is one ugly bitch!

    The swimsuit, the freckles, that face, please i can’t bare it any more! Lets ban her from the SF!

    Where’s the sexy bitches at!?

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  39. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 26, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    All those days of lying on the beach and the bitch STILL doesn’t have a fucking tan! This broad needs to give it up. I mean I’d fuck her but I’m a pig so I really don’t count. If my ecstacy buzz wears off while I’m hitting it from the back and I see those bruises, freckles, acne and pasty skin I just might be inclined to punch her in the back of the head. Nothing like that clinch before you cum.

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  40. krisdylee | July 26, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    Well, cunties and fuckies, I am back from my family vacation. I have now decided that in the future, I will A) never go on another holiday again that involves my 7 year old and 5 year old or B) if I absolutely have to go with the family, then I will be drunk and/or high the entire time….

    So, Lance is gay, Lindsay has some weird looking sores on her ass, Tori is cut out of the will. Awesome!

    Missed you all, and I am back with a cunty vengeance……

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  41. HolisticWisdomcom | July 26, 2006 at 9:48 pm

    Looks like she is getting ready…

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/anal-sex.htm

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  42. jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    Hey krisdylee, what up sexy beeyotch.

    I saw this email in my company’s directory today, and it made me think of you. It was:

    cunti@XXXXXX.com

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  43. krisdylee | July 26, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    jane, honestly, I fucking love you more than my own kids…

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  44. SalineSweaterPuppies | July 26, 2006 at 10:05 pm

    She looks like a 1o year old boy in a bikini. Gross.

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  45. hopeless_screenwriter | July 26, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    Don’t knock 10 year old boys in bikinis until you try them. Yummy.

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  46. jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    Does that mean I get written into your will? And more importantly, does that mean I get to “suckle on your zzzzipple”?

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  47. TrannyGranny | July 26, 2006 at 10:27 pm

    Yo Jane’

    Thanks for the AWESOME slapdown on that pedophile Hannnoush, quite proud my girl!

    Krisdylee;

    Welcome back to the world of the living….as a single guy, I have to admit most of my vacations involve serious brain damage and blacking out for days on end.

    And, more importantly, did the cunt survive, I am worried about her. Sorry for the both of your pain, perhaps ya’ll should just hold one another. heheheheheh

    Haven’t perused the whole fish, off to see whassup!

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  48. TrannyGranny | July 26, 2006 at 10:29 pm

    Oh, real quick

    When I bend over, I gotta admit, MY mountain ass looks better, with a HELLUVA lot less sores. Like none. Does she sit on a blender for fun?

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  49. hopeless_screenwriter | July 26, 2006 at 10:29 pm

    You can suckle on my zzzzipple, anytime!

    No, wait.

    I’m gay.

    My bad.

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  50. Binky | July 26, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    She has the style. She’s been to Florida. She needs the job.

    ‘FireCrotch in 08 !!’

    How could she do any worse ?

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