Lindsay Lohan shows off her naughty parts

March 20th, 2007 // 82 Comments
lindsay-lohan-plumm-pull-up-02.jpg

lindsay-lohan-plumm-pull-up-03.jpg

lindsay-lohan-plumm-pull-up-04.jpg

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan brunette « famous-wallpapers
Lindsay Lohan Red High Quality Wallpaper
Lindsay Lohan's Legal Fees: How Much Money She's Spent Over The Years
The economy might not be in the greatest shape, but thankfully Lindsay Lohan keeps a select few attorneys in the black. Every week it seems there is a new Lohan-related lawsuit or court appearance, and her legal fees are really starting to add up.
Lindsay Lohan rocks red carpet in white: Stunning fashion at amfAR Gala (photos)
Lindsay Lohan is going to have the world talking about her on Wednesday night. The starlet was in New York City for the amfAR New York Gala to kick off Fall 2012 Fashion Week and she definitely was noticed. Wearing an all-white gown that channeled Marilyn ...

Comments (82)

  1. rmeno | March 20, 2007 at 10:01 am

    gross

    Reply
  2. Alandra | March 20, 2007 at 10:06 am

    I don’t care what ya’ll say – She looks hot and God bless the internet.

    Reply
  3. rrd | March 20, 2007 at 10:06 am

    who the hell got their camera in that close? jeez!

    Reply
  4. polypam | March 20, 2007 at 10:06 am

    Hmmm…I don’t see anything. But I trust it’s there.

    Needless to say, I’m so glad I am moving out of NYC, where I will be safe from the wrath of Lindsay cruddy vajajay. That thing poses more of a threat to this city than the possibility of terrorists bombing the subway.

    Reply
  5. F-Sucker | March 20, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Wow…….Lindsay’s hoo-ha again.

    I still like the boobies, though.

    Reply
  6. sharpei dude | March 20, 2007 at 10:07 am

    I’d still hit it. With a 1/2-ton van!

    Reply
  7. jager2ways | March 20, 2007 at 10:08 am

    It looks like she’s wearing those pantyhose that fat people wear to make their thighs look thinner. Not really working, though..

    Reply
  8. Dean | March 20, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Uh…

    Reply
  9. BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Suddenly, there was silence, after a gaseous cloud wafted off her exposed crotch all patrons started craving for some Tuna-Helper…a dog barked in the distance.

    Reply
  10. steveperry | March 20, 2007 at 10:10 am

    in the words of henry winkler-
    “those are balls”

    Reply
  11. ponk | March 20, 2007 at 10:16 am

    WTF is up with the cigarettes lately? The latest trend in skank accessorizing seems to be the cig hanging loosely out of the mouth. I’m not sure which is sagging more, her cig or her vajayjay.

    Reply
  12. VeronicaRedux | March 20, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Why is she sleeping on that chick’s face in the second pic?

    Reply
  13. roselynnerae | March 20, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Should I be surprised?

    I mean, she drinks 7 times a week. I suppose everybody expects her to flash her hoo-ha. (Not that I’m happy about it.)

    Reply
  14. FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 10:19 am

    Somebody get that crack-ho back in rehab!!!
    One time I was wearing this skirt, and was at a club and went to the bathroom. When I came out my skirt was caught in the waistband and my ass was showing. But that was an ACCIDENT. Funny thing though….nobody seemed to care…..

    Reply
  15. Ruby | March 20, 2007 at 10:23 am

    Her vajeeean looks grey and wrinkly. Like one of those hairless cats from Asia.

    Reply
  16. mmmBitch | March 20, 2007 at 10:24 am

    SHE’S WRETCHED. SOMEONE GET THE KID IN SCHOOL. MAYBE IF SHE WENT TO COLLEGE SHE’D LEARN THERE’S MORE OUT THERE THAN COKE, COCK AND COACH!

    I’M SO HAVING BOYS…THIS SOCIETY BREEDS TRAMPS!!!!!

    Reply
  17. DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 10:26 am

    McFire Crotchrotterson was her name on Saturday.

    Reply
  18. JaeMae | March 20, 2007 at 10:27 am

    I dont see anything?!? whatev.

    Also, how to these “celebutards” pull off smoking in a place like this? Ive been to Plumm a few times, its not that big and there is no VIP section…

    Reply
  19. AudreyE | March 20, 2007 at 10:28 am

    I think it’s gotta be hard to come up with original ways to flush your million dollar franchise down the toilet when so many young starlets are self-destructing for the sport of it, but Lindsey has really staked out the “habitual vagina flashing” approach and made it her own.

    Reply
  20. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 10:29 am

    16–that’s too loud.

    Reply
  21. Jiimbo | March 20, 2007 at 10:29 am

    These pictures were posted why? At least with Britney, you got to see a little pussy. no matter how bad it looked.

    And where is “isitin” I miss her

    Reply
  22. veggi | March 20, 2007 at 10:31 am

    ha ha jrz.

    Reply
  23. kickservebt | March 20, 2007 at 10:32 am

    She’s performing the mating ritual of the Hollywood DoDo. It’s common among brain-dead Hollywood females. When the time is right…they lift their skirts to let the males in the herd know they are ready to mate.

    Reply
  24. Erina Turcic | March 20, 2007 at 10:33 am

    lol thats just the hose line riding her crotch. thats not her kitty.

    Reply
  25. danielle | March 20, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Ewww.

    Reply
  26. Candice Shane | March 20, 2007 at 10:40 am

    Actually, it kinda seems like she’s wearing those weird control hose, which have a seam that runs up the middle. My grandma used to wear those all the time (She was in her forties or so, when I recall.) and would hang them up in the bathroom. I’m pretty positive they had a seam in the middle though.

    I mean, I ain’t sticking up for the fact Lindsay’s got a gross Jyne — but if it’s just a weird seam, it’s no fun in making fun.

    Reply
  27. Bugman4045 | March 20, 2007 at 10:41 am

    She lifted her skirt to draw your attention away from the outfit! Off the shoulder stripes and fingerless gloves? Jesus! it is horrifying.
    And #23 don’t even joke about her being ready to mate. Fortunately though, I suspect her “works” are too toxic to support life.

    Reply
  28. NotANiceGirl | March 20, 2007 at 10:44 am

    In the 3rd pic. that chick with Hobag looks like Fergie if she were hot or Michelle Pfeiffer (sp?) if she were young again. Either way she’s way hotter than that excess skin surrounding Hohan’s vajayjay!

    Hi JRZ!!!

    Reply
  29. schack | March 20, 2007 at 10:44 am

    19- i know, right? TEAMS of people work with these girls to try to keep the money rolling in, and they SITLL manage.

    Reply
  30. Carsten5577 | March 20, 2007 at 10:44 am

    A chimpanzee exposing his genitals in the zoo has more class than that whorish dirtbag.

    Reply
  31. NotANiceGirl | March 20, 2007 at 10:46 am

    @ 30. but at least with the chimp you’re odds of having scat tossed at you are lower!!!

    Reply
  32. lookma_nohans | March 20, 2007 at 10:49 am

    #26–You remember your grandma from when she was in her 40s? Nice to hear the women in your family let the acne clear up before popping out some kiddies. Oh wait…

    Reply
  33. Spindoc | March 20, 2007 at 10:50 am

    I saw the actual pics, and I gotta say it, it looks like she has a scrotum and small testicles.

    How beat up does her tunnell have to be to look that flopped out? I have a feeling Bungalow 8 loses a barstool every time she hangs out there.

    Reply
  34. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 10:53 am

    Hi Notanicegirl. Do you think Lindsay Lohan’s asthma acts up when she smokes?

    Reply
  35. Raff Attack | March 20, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Looks like she was using a pussy pump earlier in the evening. You can find more about them here:
    http://www.spicyshots.com/galls/toys/61/swollen_pussy_movies334.html
    May not want to look while at work or eating lunch.

    Reply
  36. schack | March 20, 2007 at 11:02 am

    what is the point of pussy pumping?

    Reply
  37. Whammer Jammer | March 20, 2007 at 11:03 am

    I truly look forward to the day that this no talent skank is no longer newsworthy. Wait, let me rephrase that…..I look forward to the day that the MEDIA decides she is no longer newsworthy.

    Reply
  38. TashaVin` | March 20, 2007 at 11:04 am

    She’s so hot
    ::Drools::

    Reply
  39. affy | March 20, 2007 at 11:09 am

    looks like the fire burnt out

    Reply
  40. Bugman4045 | March 20, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I echo schack. What is the point? If anyone here knows I would be curious to read the response.

    Reply
  41. mmmBitch | March 20, 2007 at 11:10 am

    jrz

    sorry.. I was at work, and I get so mad, she just looks so goddamn smug. I hate how she’s running around like that, just rotting away like an old roast. She’s going to look like one soon.

    Reply
  42. schack | March 20, 2007 at 11:15 am

    whammer, i wouldn’t hold my breath.

    Reply
  43. DrunkBlogger | March 20, 2007 at 11:17 am

    She wants me.

    Reply
  44. Spindoc | March 20, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Is it just me or does she manage to make going out look boring?

    Grade School Birthday parties at Chuck E Cheese look like more fun than any of the pics of seen of this rotting husk out at the clubs.

    Reply
  45. schack | March 20, 2007 at 11:24 am

    well, bugman, looks like another case of the runaway train. we don’t know where we’re going or why, but it looks like we’re getting there fast.

    Reply
  46. Nemesis | March 20, 2007 at 11:30 am

    ***sigh***

    It’s Lohan. It’s not like she’s actually hot. People have been secretly programmed by some alien technology to think that this crack whorelet is sexy….She’s played.

    Reply
  47. imran karim | March 20, 2007 at 11:33 am

    eww

    Reply
  48. jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 11:33 am

    an old roast? that’s funny.

    Reply
  49. born2nd | March 20, 2007 at 11:35 am

    2nd pic…Michelle Pheiffer (left, duh !) never looked better !!

    Reply
  50. NotANiceGirl | March 20, 2007 at 11:51 am

    @34: If she defines asthma as any form of an airway obstruction- sure. For instant releif, she could try breathing w/out a giant dick in her mouth. Just a thought.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)