Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Katsuya showing off her pistol necklace and bra. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. She has no idea how to be subtle. Most people don’t have to prove they’re wearing a bra, and if they do, they usually don’t do it by just leaving their shirt completely unbuttoned. This is the kind of bitch that donates to charity with a press release and oversized novelty check, and then says: “I do it for the children.” And yeah, that’s a completely hypothetical scenario, because Lindsay Lohan’s idea of charity is showing up to a soup kitchen and freaking out at the door because she was “almost raped by all the stinky hobos.” And by soup kitchen I mean the JC Penney she thought was a soup kitchen.
I’m so bored with LL. So, here’s a stupid joke.
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the hottest sex he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”
#30 you can slap me on the back…just not too hard, not too soft…you get it right?
nancy spungen necklace. fitting.
both star fucking messes.
#13 isnt illiterate an adjective? didnt you learn that in english 101?
anyway, lindsay is fucking hot.
She’s so beautiful. I wish people would leave her alone so that she can fully express her awesome talent.
I just jizzed on my Nintendo Gamecube.
oh no they di-int try to bring back fucking zipper cuff jeans.
i remember wearing those in grade five, and they were gay even then.
Hey, #4, you mean a life like yours? Sitting around commenting on a site, about people you think are worthless.
No, thanks. You can’t even write a coherent sentence.
Oh, and as for LL, her face actually looks pretty here, but she’s still a whore.
#21 — I clicked your “handle” and, sorry, that’s not the least bit funny. Your tits were talking to each other in British accents? Why is this funny?
Am I missing something?
I’d hit that, then sideways, then from behind, then hanging upside down in Rosie O’s borrowed swing. Me likey some Lindser.
#59 – Don’t your tits talk to each other in a British accent?
#61 — I like you. You’re a good sport.
German. They talk to each other in German accents.
#60 WTC!!! Ew.
What’s Katsuya? What was she doing?
I see the little gun necklace, but she didn’t go there for that. What was she up to?
Don’t cha’ have sources, Fish? What was happening?
Ahhh!
I really don’t know why anyone bothers to post stories about this broad anymore. These desperate attempts to keep herself in the rags and blogs are so obvious.
HaHa.
The way she steps outside the car that’s about the same paris steps inside a car.
#66)HOW paris steps…I guess this was a long day…
#62- Thanks, it’s good to be liked. I don’t have boobies per se, at least not in the biblical sense. I’m a fella and that site with the British accent speaking breasts isn’t mine. I just think the author is funny. The Superficial writers have been on a steady downhill slide as of late and I wanted to share some of her zaniness with a few of you.
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“illiterate |i(l)?lit?rit|
adjective- unable to read or write : his parents were illiterate.
#68 — how funny! I thought you were a guy, but then read the blog and figured I was wrong. Well, nice to meet you :)
I agree, the Fish has been slipping…something to do with the new writers they hired, me thinks.
I’m gonna start coming after you folks if you keep dissin’ my woman…
51… lol babe :)
everyone wants to say goodbye : )
not in this life : )
its a whole new world…
…well soon anyway : ))
Has anyone noticed what she’s gone and done with her teeth? It’s like she painted them with Wite-Out after getting them capped. Jebus.
I hate to say it, but since she gained a ton of weight back she’s starting to look really good. I mean you can’t see every individual bone in her skeleton anymore. Also the fact that her vagina is covered up is a plus. Maybe we should all just be thankful that it’s only a bra showing.
she looks zombiefied.
why the fuck is that news? news would be that Lindsay Lohan didn’t show off or flash anything for once in her life.
Lindsay Lowhan again?Big deal,i would be more surprised if she shows up with k-fed.
Do i see a hint of a double chin on pic#3?
Was that the end of her anorexic phase?
Wow she looks really pretty, did she stop drinking or something?
i’d like to bang her senseless,if she wasn’t already……
73, her bra’s hanging out and the first thing we notice are her new teeth. This bitch got it all backwards and now nobody’s even interested.
When her vagina gets veneers, somebody nudge me.
She’s a looker.
I hate that Lohan and Hilton and other girls like them are all wearing gun necklaces now. It’s so annoying. You know in real life they have that attitude, “Ewww! Guns are like, totally gross!” and they are complete wimps. Wearing a gun doesn’t make you tough you weaklings!
And she looks terrible. Go back to the dark hair.
…actually we practice at the range every week and have a carry license And we will
shoot if we have to…
[what]
no fightin babe : )
no fighting
[nearly there : ) ]
well here is a shot of some one who actually had a talent, rubbed enough people the worng way( not talking about every guy she has slinked up against either) and is nothing more than a little starlet who is on her way down to being the next dana plato….look lindsay…see that thinbgs swirling in the toilet bowl….thats your career… can someone say next please
WOW… People…
Watch Lindsay Lohan NUDE BREASTS VIDEO at
http://lindsaylohan-breast.blogspot.com/2008/07/lindsay-lohan-sex-tape.html
Enjoy this NUDE VIDEO!!! She pretty sexy!!!
oh my lady gaga