Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Katsuya showing off her pistol necklace and bra. And when I say showing off I mean showing off. She has no idea how to be subtle. Most people don’t have to prove they’re wearing a bra, and if they do, they usually don’t do it by just leaving their shirt completely unbuttoned. This is the kind of bitch that donates to charity with a press release and oversized novelty check, and then says: “I do it for the children.” And yeah, that’s a completely hypothetical scenario, because Lindsay Lohan’s idea of charity is showing up to a soup kitchen and freaking out at the door because she was “almost raped by all the stinky hobos.” And by soup kitchen I mean the JC Penney she thought was a soup kitchen.
-Stormy. | April 6, 2007 at 8:53 am
Hubba Hubba
Ricky Razzle | April 6, 2007 at 8:57 am
I think the photographer in the 3rd shot and LL must have ‘history’. You can’t muster an expression of bewilderment/anger like that from nowhere.
polypam | April 6, 2007 at 9:02 am
She’s trying to bring “wearing underwear” back in style.
But BOY does she look high in that first photo or what? And fat. I love fat Lindsay. Because you KNOW she wants to be a size 0 and no matter what she says about liking curves, she is MISERABLE being this size.
cynicalheretic | April 6, 2007 at 9:04 am
You people are fucking losers. You spend all day talking about people who don’t matter what iota. Get lives you worthless little bitches.
xXrebeccaXx | April 6, 2007 at 9:05 am
What’s with her eye color??? It’s a weird gray color ….strange.
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 9:05 am
Is that a pistol necklace? God, she’s classy. But, she does look kinda pretty here… I know, I know.
xXrebeccaXx | April 6, 2007 at 9:06 am
Oh and how about the fact that her shirt was already see through…she decided that wasn’t enough..so she unbuttoned it too :P
HollyJ | April 6, 2007 at 9:08 am
My son just walked outside, stepped in a pile of dog shit, came back inside, and stomped all over the family room carpet.
I just wanted to share the joy of my morning cleaning with all of you.
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 9:08 am
Hey #4, go chase rabbits and bark at the moon you fucking twat bitch. Whooooooo, that felt good.
cynicalheretic | April 6, 2007 at 9:13 am
What a great comeback veggi, you are enlightened on so many levels. I bet your parents are so proud to have raised a loser like you.
Bugman4045 | April 6, 2007 at 9:14 am
Lohan= attention whore
The Superfish guy’s style is really getting lame, and by lame I mean really, really, lame and predictable. Some of these trolls write better copy than he does.
I don’t know why I keep coming back.
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 9:16 am
what the fuck are you on this site for? Pathetic.
And thank you! I do feel enlightened. But I did just open the blinds, so maybe that’s it.
HollyJ | April 6, 2007 at 9:16 am
4 – It’s “people who don’t matter ONE iota” not WHAT iota. If you’re going to try to be insulting, try not to sound like a complete illiterate. Take some fucking English 101.
I notice that you spend your time reading what we have to say, then take the trouble to sign into TypeKey to add your two cents about US. Guess that makes YOU the Queen of Worthless Bitches.
Bugman4045 | April 6, 2007 at 9:18 am
Stockholm syndrome
Geno | April 6, 2007 at 9:20 am
She looks good. She alternates between lookig great and looking like crap more than anyone else….
chickee1979 | April 6, 2007 at 9:21 am
Shes boring. I wouldn’t care if I never heard another thing about her again for the rest of my life. I don’t even think I’ve seen a movie shes been in…. I’d rather roll my 5 year collection of pennies with Ben Stein then read about her.
Fifth Stooge | April 6, 2007 at 9:23 am
Considering this is the sixth blog I’ve seen this story on today and the lamest write up about it, I’ll leave it at that.
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 9:24 am
@16, are you talking about Lindsey or cynicalwhore?
wowzers | April 6, 2007 at 9:29 am
she looks damn sexy in these pictures!!
Peter Coffin | April 6, 2007 at 9:29 am
But hey, she’s wearing one. Right?
Fifth Stooge | April 6, 2007 at 9:31 am
Click my handle to find out how to write about something as boring as Lindsay’s exposed brassiere and make it sound hilarious.
sympathee | April 6, 2007 at 9:35 am
Oh lindsay, the things you do to me.
lookma_nohans | April 6, 2007 at 9:40 am
#14 — brilliant.
#21 — are you kidding?
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 9:49 am
I like her eye contacts, nice look for her.
The wide open shirt though?
Ashame how obviously desperate she is for attention.
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 9:51 am
Thems so tight ass jeans! Oh, how I wish she had them pegged at the bottom….
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 9:52 am
#13 LMAO!
There are NO words to express my adoration for you.
I am your #1 fan!
cole007 | April 6, 2007 at 9:52 am
I’m glad to know she finally got a pedicure and manicure… I thought she was gonna let that vixen black chip off for the rest of eternity.
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 9:55 am
Someone PLEASE tell me this bitch is not wearing a sheer FLANNEL shirt?
Trailer park tragedy!
squirlgal1 | April 6, 2007 at 9:56 am
If she were out and about wearing a lobster costume, and trying to get on a city bus, it might be interesting, but this, not so much. Can’t we just stop hearing about her nothingness?
Fifth Stooge | April 6, 2007 at 9:58 am
#23 -If I was kidding, why the would I write it.
If you were here, I would smack you on the back of the head and tell you to wake the fuck up.
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 10:00 am
I too love Holly J. Where did our little site-saint go anyway? Oh, she’s becoming a gold memeber at britneyspears.com
DrPhowstus | April 6, 2007 at 10:01 am
Is it me, or does this story look familiar?
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/04/06/lindsay-lohan-shows-her-bra/
You’re slipping Fish face.
Spindoc | April 6, 2007 at 10:13 am
She is a ridiculous Pathetic attention seeking pig. The girls hair looks like a cum rag and her skin already makes her look older than Actresses Twice her age. (And for you Lindsay excuse hounds out there who say “Oh it’s because she is a redhead and has pale skin” I say Look at Julianne Moore and Angie Everyhart,
BOTH of them are Twice Lo-Pig’s age and yet both look years younger than this hagged out excuse for a urinal cake.
Bubbles | April 6, 2007 at 10:13 am
HollyJ, I feel for you.
schack | April 6, 2007 at 10:21 am
nobody notices your partial weave when you have a big crown-shaped bump on the back of your head, and when the hair on your hairline comes out of your head so much thinner than the horsehair in the back. nope, nobody notices.
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 10:23 am
Can #33 get a witness?
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 10:29 am
Um, since when are her eyes that color?
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 10:31 am
Look out! She’s got a gun!!!!!!!!!!
wedgeone | April 6, 2007 at 10:33 am
#8 – Sorry for your misfortune, but LMAO. I’m glad we decided against a dog when my kid was born, and stayed cat people.
#33 – LiLo = urinal cake: I like that, especially now that they make talking urinal cakes!
She looks like she’s on ecstasy, or mescaline, or coke – something that doesn’t classify as “sober”. Obviously her rehab did her wonders. When will she do the ADEQUITE thing & keel over dead?
lambman | April 6, 2007 at 10:33 am
33- I love Julianne Moore as much as the next person, but she is very clearly old enough to be Lindsay’s mother…in fact I would put down money that it’s only a matter of time before she does play Lindsay’s mom.
monkeyrotica | April 6, 2007 at 10:37 am
Moooooooooooo!
Will someone please tell Bessie to put her udders away? They’ll get chapped.
lookma_nohans | April 6, 2007 at 10:45 am
#30 — that’s what i was afraid of. you actually think your link went somewhere funny.
You were a waste of your mom’s nipple-dribble.
LoneWolf | April 6, 2007 at 10:47 am
Daddy likee the shoes.
Debutantejaim | April 6, 2007 at 10:47 am
All the fake hair, tan-in-a-can, colored contacts, freckle lightener & breast-baring flannel shirts in the world will NEVER make this chic even remotely attractive.
rrd | April 6, 2007 at 10:47 am
LL is wasted, as in HIGH
veggi | April 6, 2007 at 10:49 am
higher than two hippies in a helicopter
Lauren | April 6, 2007 at 10:56 am
so sick of her….
http://blondeexcuse.pixxiestails.com
monkeyrotica | April 6, 2007 at 10:57 am
The only way she could possibly look better would be with her mouth full of my urine.
Strike that, ANYBODY’S urine.
rrd | April 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
we’re so mean
Spindoc | April 6, 2007 at 11:28 am
#49 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Understatement of the year.