Lindsay Lohan was at a Los Angeles fashion show when one of her boobs popped out of her dress. I was under the impression that her breasts had disappeared with the rest of her fat, but I guess I was wrong. Either she’s finally managed to crack the secret of being thin and having big breasts, or she’s gotten herself a little breast surgery. If you look at the full NSFW image after the jump, it looks like there are ripples and possibly even a scar on the side of her boob. Although the only way we’ll ever know for sure is if she just lets me grab them and mash them all in my face. And judging by the way I got pepper sprayed the last time I propositioned her, it’s probably not going to happen.
UPDATE: Image removed at the request of Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers.
TaiTai | March 1, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Look! Lindsay Lohan has become Priscilla Presley! Without Elvis’s billions.
missmaiden | March 1, 2006 at 1:36 pm
looks like stretch marks to me
maggixial | March 1, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
deluxxe | March 1, 2006 at 1:38 pm
photoshopped
sammygirl | March 1, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Forget the nip slip, look at her nostril. It looks raw. Cocaine much? You can see more of her nostril here:
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0603/lindsay-lohan-nipple-slip-20.jpg&info=Lindsay%20Lohan%20Nipple%20Slip%20Pictures
Xarah | March 1, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Her spine is so hungry it’s eating the back of her dress.
playahater101 | March 1, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Those sure do look like stretch marks, which can happen to anyone with large breasts, no matter what your age is. I think it’s good to see the return of Lindsay’s girls. She has a nice rack. I definitely liked her natural red hair much better than any other color she has done.
And she DOES look a lot like Priscilla Presley.
tgl | March 1, 2006 at 1:44 pm
All I have to say is… Would pay.
gogoboots | March 1, 2006 at 1:44 pm
The slut strikes again! Her boobs are fake, there’s no way you can be skinny as a rake and have such full breasts…
jimmycracks | March 1, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Those are stretch marks. Can happen on smaller or larger boobs.
inspector11 | March 1, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Let’s get to the pressing matter:
What kind of motorboat sounds are appropriate? High-speed-cigarette-boat-eluding-government pursuers? Or lazy-sunday-fishing-boat? both have their distinct advantages.
Secretly I’m hoping it’s more of a “Field of Dreams” moment where I go in and somehow just disappear. Minus Kevin Costner, of course. That guy’s a douche.
tits_on_snack | March 1, 2006 at 1:47 pm
yep. stretch marks. and you’d have to be a retard to wear an open-concept dress like that and NOT think your boobs would go flying out of it like one of those snakes-in-a-can gags.
innit | March 1, 2006 at 1:49 pm
I think those look real, unless that’s one hell of an amazing boob job. If they are fake, then at least props to her for having them hang like normal boobs that size would, and not getting those ridiculous canteloupe implants.
And, that is one hawt picture, may I add :]
layla | March 1, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Lawd, here we go again.
The answer is this, she got her impants redone to replace the faulty bastards she got removed. Stretch marks, of course. From the doctors stretching the skin every which way to get the silicon sacks underneath her skin (yet real big boobs get stretch marks too). Hey everyone, where cen I purchase inflatable and deflatable boobs. People, this sort of thing is impossible!
Leyna | March 1, 2006 at 1:51 pm
they’re awkward shaped ;/
but her dark hair makes up for it. So pretty :o
playahater101 | March 1, 2006 at 1:52 pm
#9, just an FYI, I would have thought that they were fake, too since she is so thin, but at one point in my life I was 110 pounds and had full very nice perky large c-cup boobies. Then I had kids and now they’re less than happy d-cups.
She is an idiot for not realizing her whole boob would flop outta that dress the moment she moved.
DiamondStudded | March 1, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I’m disgusted.
Tracie | March 1, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Yes, those are stretch marks. They’re caused by a sudden and tremendous growth spurt (like the ones I got on my upper legs when I went through puberty and shot up in height, or the ones on my boobs when I went through pregnancy). Is it just me, or do her nipples simply look too high and tiny to match those cannons?
The raw nostril pictures were very gross.
And I love how Lindsay is still trying to embrace Kabbalah with that mandatory and ridiculously annoying red string.
breezy82 | March 1, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Nice tits.. would definitely indulge in some nibble action ha…
Spindoc | March 1, 2006 at 1:58 pm
SHE IS 19?!?!?!?!?!
Look at her face? She looks like a good 40 or a really rough 30 year old.
not-one-of-you | March 1, 2006 at 2:04 pm
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
a GM Fashion show? what’s next, Goodyear Tires perfume party? stop whoring!
azcoyote | March 1, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Everyone get a grip. #4 is correct. This is photoshopped. Someone composited her face on another picture. And not even done that well. Look at the right side of the picture (her left eye) and see how the hair line suddenly changes adn there is a VISIBLE line straight across the picture showing the original forehead above and the new one below. Also the reason that her skin seems to change tone at that line.
Fake. Fake. Fake.
AyeRoxor | March 1, 2006 at 2:06 pm
God, her face looks so beat up by the sun. Her skin is gonna look like she’s 95 in another 5 years.
PostAcidYouth | March 1, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Wow, she’s looking rough, and her breasts are terribly odd shaped, slightly oblong actually
Xanthia | March 1, 2006 at 2:08 pm
If you think this photo makes her look slightly emaciated, go to this site and look at her lizard like back!!!
http://www.gofugyourself.com
euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
VanillaSalTyBaLLs | March 1, 2006 at 2:09 pm
I’d hit it.
ESQ | March 1, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Word for the day is “nothing” as in she does nothing for me and she is nothing.
Lil Timmy | March 1, 2006 at 2:21 pm
It’s not a photoshop job. If you go to wireimage you can find it along with the other shots from that day.
always answer b | March 1, 2006 at 2:26 pm
#22,
When you look at the blown up photo that #5 posted, you’ll see that it is in fact her. I did notice what you were talking about, but I associate the two-toned more with her self-tanning habit and freckles. As for the hairline, many are oddly shaped – not all hairlines are a perfect arch around the forehead. Mine does something similar. I’m sure if she still had her natural haircolor it would be much less noticeable, but the black makes it obvious.
Otto | March 1, 2006 at 2:27 pm
I have this rash on my, you know, Johnson and it won’t go away and it really itches… well anyway, I’m just about to cut it off and get it over with when I see yet another picture of Lindsey’s boob and it reminds me of my oath to someday bang a famous bulimic crack whore and it gives me the strength to get back on the regimine, for this, you know, cream.
Christina20-06 | March 1, 2006 at 2:28 pm
lol # 22 is HILARIOUS!! why would someone want to photoshop her forehead? and 2ndly..
her skin tone is changing all over the place because its a fake tan. and her dress would not drape like that or have the same shading if it were photoshoped! WOW. chill.. just chill!
cj14mommy | March 1, 2006 at 2:34 pm
come on guys-she fit in the dress in the morning then accidently threw up a bit too much and the size 0 became a little too big for her
:-D
karmasutra | March 1, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Anybody else notice the armpit scar she has on the egotastic link? I read somewhere that some boob jobs are done through the armpit. Just an observation.
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:HFpjNH-8fu8J:www.justbreastimplants.com/gallery/incision_transax.htm+scar+armpit+breast+enlargement&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2
every1blowz | March 1, 2006 at 2:42 pm
I don’t want to jump the bandwagon but, when the facts are taken as a whole, I think it’s mighty suspicious. I’m pretty sure the picture is fake for these reasons…
1.) If you save the picture to your desktop and right-click on it and select “open with” and open it with Notepad you’ll see a bunch of binary along with “Adobe” in plain English on top. This means the picture was opened with and saved in Photoshop.
2.) If you magnify the picture everything #4 said is true.
3.) The “stretch marks” look like a lame attempt in Photoshop using the lighten tool.
However, to be fair I have to admit that…
1.) Opening and saving a file in Photoshop is differant from editing it.
2.) Lidsay Lohan is a whore.
So the photo *could be real.
drowningfool | March 1, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Here’s the real deal: (no joke)
She has had two boob jobs, one right before her SNL appearance (you remember, where she played that Harry Potter Chick) and she has had another one just recently. You can see the scars, from both jobs at a couple of legitimate sites including People Magazine.
I will keep my source hidden for now…
Tha-Flash | March 1, 2006 at 2:44 pm
She looks nasty there but she usually looks SEXY!
azcoyote | March 1, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Alright. I stand corrected. It is just a bizarre looking pose and visage.
Those are definitely stretch marks on the hooter. No surprise since her Pre-Herbie tit explosion was enormous.
I think her cocaine habit is more interesting though.
nbk | March 1, 2006 at 3:03 pm
She’s like … 19? 20? And her face already looks like a 40-year-old. Not to mension that her body has to endures alcohol and coke abuse ever since Freaky Friday. By the time she is 25, she’d probably look like Janice Dickinson.
QueenV | March 1, 2006 at 3:04 pm
I’m definite she had a boob job 2 years ago, and has kept them in there the whole time. When you first get under-the-muscle implants, they are placed high up on your chest and look bigger and more unnatural. Gradually, after a few months, they begin to drop and can look pretty natural. (I’ve had surgery myself… women are SHOCKED when they find out they’re fake).
Implant scars would either be in the armpit, right under the nipple, or right under the breast. Sometimes surgery is even done through the belly button so you have no scars.
xAgonyxScenex | March 1, 2006 at 3:07 pm
wh ocares about the breasts. She’s still ugly. She’s got a bit of that old peson loose skin thing going on. She was better looking when she had some meat on her. Even then it doesnt change the fact that she has freckles on EVERY INCH of her body from head to toe. Something peopee seem to forget thats under that 3 pounds of makeup.
nortex001 | March 1, 2006 at 3:07 pm
I just don’t get it. This girl just is not pretty and is borderline ugly. Sure she has a big rack. Big Deal. She’s skinny, her complexion looks like shit and she looks 15 years older than she is. On top of that she is at best a marginal actor.
layla | March 1, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Through the belly button, there is not opening there. Yeah, there is a whole, but it closes up …hence a pregnant woman’s oppped out belly button. How is that done?
QueenV | March 1, 2006 at 3:15 pm
How implants are done through the belly button:
http://health.howstuffworks.com/breast-implant11.htm
MeganHarris | March 1, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Jackpot.
AyeRoxor | March 1, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Much larger pic
http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc119&image=44220_26985_ll278.jpg
SuperSpence | March 1, 2006 at 3:21 pm
If you put a sack over her face and drew Jessica Alba’s face on that sack, I’d definitely hit me some of that.
Foxbase Alpha | March 1, 2006 at 3:24 pm
I think she’s gonna have the freckles surgically removed next.
always answer b | March 1, 2006 at 3:28 pm
#48-
Some MJ skin bleaching action?
ProbablyTooOld | March 1, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Will someone please get these girls double-sided tape?
And this one specifically also needs a time-machine to take her back two years before she ruined her body and went from hot to frail and likely addicted with an eating disorder. Lohan was a hottie and now she reminds me of Mr. Burns.
MonkeyBoy | March 1, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Hey now, I’ve got something that’ll work. It might take me a while to cover every exposed inch of skin with it, but it’ll definitely make her skin whiter. And if she wanted, she could speed up the process.
Anyway, I think her natural red hair + freckles works best. The dark hair is nice, and that over the shoulder pose makes her look a lot like Lisa Presley (at least until your gaze is inexorably drawn down to her chest), but whatever she’s done to her skin gives it a lumpy inconsistency. With red hair you expect to see the freckles.
Then again, with a mother & brother who have red hair, maybe I’m just used to it.