Lindsay Lohan sex tape stolen during burglary

Apparently the safe stolen from Lindsay Lohan’s home over the weekend is chock full of scandal-ly goodness, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:

I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.

Here’s what I don’t get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find? It’s not like 50 years from now you’re going to want to watch yourself drunkenly bang a stranger through the lens of a cellphone camera. Unless that’s what old people do when nobody’s looking which explains their shifty eyes… Grandma.

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