Lindsay Lohan sex tape stolen during burglary

August 26th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Apparently the safe stolen from Lindsay Lohan’s home over the weekend is chock full of scandal-ly goodness, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:

I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.

Here’s what I don’t get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find? It’s not like 50 years from now you’re going to want to watch yourself drunkenly bang a stranger through the lens of a cellphone camera. Unless that’s what old people do when nobody’s looking which explains their shifty eyes… Grandma.

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  1. I’m w/#4. This whole thing is staged. Her father is in on it. These people are really quite sad.

  2. I am a talking Koala bear. For real.

    Why this story is removed? WHy? I seek not only answers but ordering instructions for a copy for me to use.

  3. la chica

    QUESTION: What do you do when you’re a broke “actress” who can’t find work?

    ANSWER: Make some porn tapes. Leave your door unlocked so that “burglars” can come in and find them. File a lawsuit. Receive a huge cash settlement when they are released.

  4. If shes with some hot chick, I’d watch, but that Sam dude that she’s with now would just kill it…

    And you know what, 50 years from now, I’m going to fire up my computer and check out the gigs of home made stuff that I have produced to date. It’s like home movies you can masturbate to and not feel creepy about…

  5. joho777

    Remember when Tommy Lee and Pamela’s honeymoon tape was released? At first they were going to sue, then suddenly they discovered the tape made them relevant and popular again. So they settled for a percentage of the profits.

    My money is on the security camera showing it was Lindsay’s publicist and two friends who “broke in” through an unlocked door and took the tape from where she left it out on the dining room table.

    Lindsay is at the end of her rope as a celebrity. She thinks that if a tape of her boning some stranger is released, it will put her on top again (like it did Pam and Tommy).

    I’m warning you, it is sure to be really ugly. We all are going to see a side of Lindsay that should remain hidden, and previously came only in nightmares!

  6. Shame.

    I’m not sure there is a safer place to keep a sex tape, than inside an actual safe, inside your house, which are (presumably) both locked.

    HMM…… I do have sympathy. Knowing her I would not have been surprised if she kept it in her car’s glove compartment so…

  7. Shame.

    I’m not sure there is a safer place to keep a sex tape, than inside an actual safe, inside your house, which are (presumably) both locked.

    HMM…… I do have sympathy. Knowing her I would not have been surprised if she kept it in her car’s glove compartment so…

  8. Shame also..

    That this site insists on double posting everything I submit. Thankfully it was not a treble. And yes I only clicked once.

  9. citizen

    i want to masturbate while viewing this tape

  10. Evil

    Oh hell yeah!

  11. zuzuspetals

    She’s an attention WHORE. This is a bullshit story; I’m sure she had the stuff stolen because she hasn’t been followed by the paps as much lately.
    In fact, I’ll bet that when the sex tape is published, at some point she’ll turn to the camera and say, “Too bad this sex tape we’re making got stolen!”

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  13. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing- her sex tape or my photos getting drunk… ;-)

  14. Everyone has a sex tape that has gotten stolen lately so she just didn’t want to be left out! If there was a sex tape in the safe I doubt anyone else would be interested in seeing it…. I’m not even curious. http://www.chattertonguegossip.com

  15. Lindsay Lohan sex tape is sure to be hot as fuck with her pert little freckly tits which i would love to suck! I wonder if it was her chick friend Ronson who stole the tape?! WDYT guys?

  16. slave2thewage

    Sorry, I don’t do lesbian porn.

  17. Darth

    I’m afraid to get an STD if i would watch this sex tape.

  18. Nero

    Are there any Red Bull cans involved?

  19. Dorm Girl

    Want to see more of her at http://whoreisland.net/college-sex

  20. silvera

    Full version of Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape 2010 on
    http://celebritys-sextape.blogspot.com

  21. I can’t bear the prospect of Lohan’s penetrated flange and fellating gob on the internet again. Please, whoever has them, either destroy them or bury them in a lead-lined casket for 99 years

  22. check out Lindsay’s nude scandal pics and videos at http://lindsaylohanexposed.com

  23. What? No way .. I cannot believe that!

  24. Yeah, that was areal shocker.

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