Apparently the safe stolen from Lindsay Lohan’s home over the weekend is chock full of scandal-ly goodness, according to the Chicago Sun-Times:
I’ve learned the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public.
Here’s what I don’t get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find? It’s not like 50 years from now you’re going to want to watch yourself drunkenly bang a stranger through the lens of a cellphone camera. Unless that’s what old people do when nobody’s looking which explains their shifty eyes… Grandma.
Que | August 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Que scandalous.
devilsrain | August 26, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Cant wait to see it
Shamus O'Hara | August 26, 2009 at 1:32 pm
They should put it on Pay Per View .
Mac | August 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Done intentionally for publicity. Her career is in the gutter. Need to make the front page of the tabloids some how.
Halen | August 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Stupid stars!
Make your sextape, download it on a computer, and encrypt the hell out of it! Otherwise, destroy it. So simple, it’s what I do to all of mine.
Ego | August 26, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I’d watch it
Superbiggerevil | August 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Yeah, I’ll bet the dude in the video with her goes by the name SamANTHA.
paris and kims were better | August 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I dont think I’d be that terribly interested in watching it. She don’t look too appetizing anymore.
J. | August 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm
God I hope it is true!!!!!!!!
Anon | August 26, 2009 at 1:42 pm
“included some very incriminating videos and photos”
Might not be a sex tape but vids of her arranging dog fights?
Hitting disabled people?
or I Know Who Killed Me ?
R.I.P.Each | August 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm
This Bitch puts the pube back in pubicity, I’ll tell ya.
Intentional or not, this the entry to the next level of her Hell that we all have been warming our hands over for for quite some time now, no?
Long live the infernal Hohan tape!
J. | August 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm
God I hope this article is true
Taz | August 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm
we have seen it all already!
Ibinixer | August 26, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Co-Staring Ted Kennedy; she killed him with her grassy knoll.
Bunchy | August 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Thanks Linds! How am I going to explain the tape to my wife?
sheana | August 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
are they really ‘tapes’? you’d think everyone nowadays would be using dvd camcorders, or something a little more current technologywise. i always picture these sex-tape celebs with a wall of vhs tapes.
Cash | August 26, 2009 at 1:59 pm
All the money this whore has, and she couldn’t afford a copy of TrueCrypt?
Eh, she deserves to have her private life smeared all over the internets.
sixpack | August 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Now we can finally see how large Sam’s cock really is. Looking forward to seeing this freckly animal fuck.
Deacon Jones | August 26, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Dude, I am so buying this tape.
You know those flashing, obnoxius porn sites that offer these tapes for $49.99? Well, I definitely be one of the dumb fucks that pays that price (and downloads a virus) to watch it.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I’m looking forward to finding out if she is covered EVERYWHERE with freckles.
What a stupid little bitch | August 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
“Here’s what I don’t get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find?”
Answer – Because she’s a self centered, conceited, arrogant little dumbfuck. Either this was purposely done for publicity (I wouldn’t put it past her; she probably sold the tape to Vivid & will pocket the proceeds from it’s upcoming sale), or the only person she thinks is worthy of fucking her is herself. I’ll bet she fantasizes about it all the time; the sex tape is one way to “keep the dream alive”…
Kelley | August 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Uh oh … this gets better and better; more vile family members come out in her defense with complete bullshit about her character. By the way, what went down with the jewel theft ? If they had cleared her name, wouldn’t we have heard about it by now ? For fuck’s sake, she stole someone’s fur coat … she lives on sugar, smokes, Red Bull and Coke (and coke) … she looks like boiled shit for someone 22.
What a stupid little bitch | August 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm
“Here’s what I don’t get: If during a lapse of judgment you made a sex tape that you never want to see the light of day, why not destroy it instead of keeping it around for someone to find?”
Answer – Because she’s a self centered, conceited, arrogant little dumbfuck. Either this was purposely done for publicity (I wouldn’t put it past her; she probably sold the tape to Vivid & will pocket the proceeds from it’s upcoming sale), or the only person she thinks is worthy of fucking her is herself. I’ll bet she fantasizes about it all the time; the sex tape is one way to “keep the dream alive”…
John | August 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm
So I guess we finally get to see if SaMANtha Ronson has a big ol wee-wee??
ROUGH daddy | August 26, 2009 at 2:39 pm
God! North American stars are so spoil, they need to learn so much from their South American counter parts in what to do in a sex tape…
arinsblogcdyt | August 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I am shocked and can’t understand how this thing happened!! Is this true??? Really somewhat strange to believe.
EB | August 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm
If keeps aging as badly as she does now, she will look like Grandma in a few years
stickykeys | August 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm
oh yeeaahhh…
econobox of lotion and kleenex at the ready.
abby | August 26, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Sucks for her. Where can I watch video?
Dirk Diggler | August 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I think Lindsay Lohan would be a wild fuck. She looks like the type of girl who really wants some dick and really gets into it and excited when she starts fucking. I bet she does a lot of biting and scratching. Yup, I’m looking forward to this.
Omar | August 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm
LiLo, nobody cares or wants to see your lizard back. Don’t worry, nobody’s gonna see it even if it does get released.
TheMuffinMan | August 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I would very much like to see this tape. Will she be doing the penis or will she lick rug?
Dirk Diggler | August 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I think Lindsay Lohan would be a wild fuck. She looks like the type of girl who really wants some dick and really gets into it and excited when she starts fucking. I bet she does a lot of biting and nail scratching. Yup, I’m looking forward to this.
Mama Pinkus | August 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm
she’s worried it will embarrass her? I did not think that was possible
Nameless | August 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm
What the hell are “included some very incriminating videos and photos”?
If its a sex tape, well sex isn’t a crime unless she taping herself with one of her johns.
Hiding Under The Bed | August 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“30. Dirk Diggler – August 26, 2009 3:09 PM
I think Lindsay Lohan would be a wild fuck. She looks like the type of girl who really wants some dick and really gets into it and excited when she starts fucking. I bet she does a lot of biting and scratching. Yup, I’m looking forward to this.”
Nah, I bet she cries the whole time, wishing that someone would love her, cherish her and take care of her – all while she’s getting rammed hard by some random drug dealer willing to front her an eight-ball.
Yeah, I’d hit it.
Kelley | August 26, 2009 at 3:32 pm
And keep going braless for the paps, Lindsay, and you’ll have some fine ugly beaver tail tits shortly. Very shortly. Redheds don’t age well to begin with.
Martina | August 26, 2009 at 3:38 pm
lol …. I’m sure she’s VERY VERY distressed that that sex tape might be released !
I mean, her “career” has tanked and a hot sex tape might just destroy what’s left of it (or NOT).
boomrpup | August 26, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Yeah, I’l love to see those Nat-Geo tits hanging low like a couple of zucchinis while Sammy hammers away from behind with a strap-on…*burp*…ugh, I think I just tasted a little of my own vomit?
Alejandra | August 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm
nobody noticed she has a new lips??????
Randall | August 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I can’t wait to see this tape while i jerk it hanging from my belt in a closet wearing fishnets and a wig.
Randall
yoodle | August 26, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I bet in the sex tape she’s fucking a dog… oh wait!!! yeah, she is!!!
DragonaryTeal | August 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm
@36 I totally agree!!! I can’t wait to watch. As long as they are a couple years back the new Lohan looks gross.
Nathiest | August 26, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Every time a celebrity house gets broken into there are always story’s posted the next day about a sextape being stolen. BS!
dude | August 26, 2009 at 5:42 pm
unless she’s shaggin some hot chick (obv not sam) then i’m not inhterested. and btw she probly faked this burglary in order to cover herself and claim someone else leaked her porn which i’m sure shed do herself to remain relevant..
Long Hitter 24 | August 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Please don’t let it be with Sam. Please God!
Annie Loves Anal | August 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Obviously a set up. If there is no police report, you KNOW she leaked the tape and/or that porn guy that gave her that car did (with her permission). There was word going ’round she had gotten an offer from a porn producer. I wonder how much she got to make it. I hope to God she laid off the spray tan during the sex scenes. It would be gross to see that shit smeared all over the place.
herbiefrog | August 26, 2009 at 6:08 pm
#20. yes she was [and is : ))] hey babe : ))
herbiefrog | August 26, 2009 at 6:11 pm
we’ll try to avoid it
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