Lindsay Lohan is seven weeks pregnant if you consider an anonymous Lindsay friend on IanUndercover.com a credible source:
“I swear she’s carrying,” the Lilo friend said. “She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”
Please, lets send a message here loud and clear to Lilo what to do. IUC encourages her to have the child.
Did that last sentence really just happen? Okay, it’s one thing to insult everyone’s intelligence by claiming Lindsay “Red Bull & Blow” Lohan is capable of conceiving a child, but to suggest she actually keeps it? You’re out of your fucking mind, man. I guarantee you even the Pope would give her a lift to the clinic. Or at least make Mel Gibson do it.
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STILLBORN! HILARIOUS!
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great! Another Lohan coke child to pollute these webpages.
How gives a shit about this nasty firecrotch?
At least she’ll put on some weight and look better until she gets huge.
That baby needs to figure out a way to birth through her nostril, cos the ol’ baby chute is contaminated. Either that or it can wear a little HazMat onesie on its way out.
Would I impregnate Lindsay? Would she snort lines off a homeless guy’s sack? Of course she would.
Lindsay with her bright orange cooter and eroded liver has stolen the living light of the sun with her bright smile and lovely freckles! My oh my she is an island of paradisal talent that any man (or lovely lady for that matter) wouldn’t mind washing ashore on. I see another music album and a well deserved major movie script coming your way soon girlfriend. If you had a penis I would even lick it!
Love always, Randal.
xoxoxo
It wasn’t me, I pulled out.
I’m only want to say this: I wish I had Lindsay Lohan’s hair!! So long and red! It’s beautiful!
I only want to say this: I wish I had Lindsay Lohan’s hair!! So long and red! It’s beautiful!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug……..huhhuhuhuhuhuh
You KNOW that placenta is gonna have a ring or a watch in it.
Nice, even her “anonymous” friend thinks she is a whore.
i bet its Samantha Ronson’s……
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how much she will screw it up
She should have stayed a lesbian…less chance of getting knocked up.
Shit, Lindsey’s a basically good person, a decent human being. She’s just a little screwed up. A kid might keep her grounded.
lol !!! havoc lol !!!
Name the baby, Sam Lohan J.R.
i hope its black!
“She’s just a little screwed up. A kid might keep her grounded.”
Yeah, that’s the point of becoming a parent – use the kid to absorb your poisons. Excellent.
That proves what I’ve been saying all these months… Samantha’s a dude. No way LIndsay would give up penises…
BTW, Dina would be happy. Now the new granny Lohan will have another kid to whore around. Fuck yeah, parenthood!
That sounds too far fetched! If People magazine breaks the news then I’ll believe it!
HAHA @ the Mel Gibson comment. The old hypocrite has probably paid for his share of them.
If true, Lindsay wins the cement bicycle for being both careless and reckless.
Just when you think things can’t get any worse . . .
Her womb is polluted. Coke whore to the max can’t take.
Seriously, I’d love to bend her little shaved crotch over a table and fuck the dyke right out of her.
there is no way shes prego
Her Vagina is so toxic that any sperm that enters is burned upon entering.
LOL @ 21. I hope it is too if she is pregnant!!
She is always good for a laugh!
if she has the kid, it will already be addicted to coke.
it happend… if god’s kids be right ?
excuse us… ? is someone talking at us ?
shhhh… you’llll beee fiiine : )
ttfn : )
This might be a good thing for her. If she has a kid then she will have to calm down…. But then again, it is LiLo and she has been known for relapse. But I will look on the bright side for the baby inside her old and worn out vag. That thing has been beat to death I imagine…. l0l
Didn’t you all read that she’s most likely an abortion? Though I doubt this story is real. I mean, I wouldn’t put it past her to have crazy unprotected sex, but gossip should be taken with a grain of salt.
Though if it’s true and she is getting an abortion, good for her. Women shouldn’t feel like they only have one “right” option in a situation like this. There is more than one right way to correct a mistake like this.
** most likely HAVING an abortion. I suppose I should proofread my shit when I just wake up.
This trashy whore cant even park a car properly. Also is she parked in a handicapped zone spot?.
oh come on you guys seriously believe this? i’m calling this story utter bullshit.
I’m sure: FREE FUCKERS ENOUGH.
(this is the trick of a sickmaking woman, folks)
bitch is probably so loose down below she wouldn’t even feel the baby come out.
Its beautiful .Its just unbelievable.
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Oh bull. I find it quite hard to believe that she’s boinked nearly one man each day in addition to her intermittent carpet-munching. Sure, the rib-showing could be due to morning sickness, but it’s much more likely cause is just another coke binge and an intense workout of surf-failure and lock-picking. At least she’s a ginger again.
You never know with Lilo.Till then i don’t believe this story.
We do believe she’s sleeping around like a second hand blown up doll.
A blown up doll with air escaping from several leaks.
No wonder she likes to get pumped up.
@9 Randal
Glad to finally see you show your true side
Guys who are thinking of getting anywhere near that steaming, oozing cooze need to be lobotomized and sterilized
Who’s Lindsay Lohan?