Lindsay Lohan decided to beat Nicole Richie’s time of 82 minutes and spent 84 minutes behind bars yesterday. Lindsay was convicted in August for DUI and cocaine-possession stemming from an arrest in July. She checked herself into Cirque Lodge rehab facility and was ordered to serve one day in jail before January, according to Reuters:
Lohan was also sentenced to 10 days of community service, three years probation and 18 months of an alcohol-education program.
Jail sentences for minor crimes are often cut short by Los Angeles sheriffs, who manage the county jails, because of overcrowding.
According to my sources, which may or may not be this coffee mug full of gin, Lindsay Lohan managed to form a prison gang during her short stay. Yes, the Fiery V’s ruled that jail with an iron first for a whopping 10 minutes. Then mutiny broke out after their intrepid leader, simply referred to as The Boobed One, had intercourse with everyone’s bitch, five guards and the guy in Cell C that can talk to ducks. It all happened so quickly that Lindsay had plenty of time to figure out what went wrong before she was released. Perhaps she should’ve offered her gang members better benefits or, I dunno, not had all that sex. I guess we’ll never know for sure.
where is her partying mom when she was in jail?
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
WOW! UGLYNESSSS! can’t she spend her money fiixing herself???
#29 retard they are shaped. Just in a shape you don’t like, apparently.
I feel like going for a joyride.
I’m gonna buy a plane ticket and go do it in Beverly Hills or some place like that though. Because i’ll get away with it due to the “crowded jails”
Thats like someone saying they don’t have time to feed their kids or something. There’s going to be trouble. And they wonder why crime in a problem in America…
ewww she ain’t wrth those many posts.
did she also did something to her lips? (her face lips)
At least it finally got its lips done. They were too thin before
In her mug shots, she always looks like she’s bribing the photographer with a BJ if he’ll just let her walk away.
But you can also almost read her mind: “Is my eyeliner perfect?” “Do I have the right almost pout?”
She’s not ugly – come on – but there is something about her mug that produces and overwhelming urge to backhand her as hard as I can.
what a pity, i can not see her clothes, because her clothing style is always very good, i see her photos on a celebrities site called sugarcupid.com, they are very beautiful and fashion.
SHE LOOKS UGLY IN NORMAL LIFE…
IS THIS JUSTICE? IS THIS HOW OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM WORKS?
Total joke.
thanks guys..
…we’ll be fine thanks
…looking great babe
aliana… did you see that? straight into the camera?
that’s the way to make contact
what?
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
lindsay lohan is ugly as a piece of dog shit
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My God those panties must be fantastic.
It is good!
I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.