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People magazine reports Lindsay Lohan is selling her West Hollywood condo in Sierra Towers for $2.85 million. She paid $1.9 million for it back in 2005 but never moved in, instead choosing to live at the Chateau Marmont hotel instead. And for no reason at all here’s Lindsay at Hyde last Thursday looking like a child molestor. Combined with this picture it looks like she might be drunk. Or on ecstasy. Either way there’s only one thing we know for sure: there is no cooler occupation than professoinal space pirate.
uklady | August 23, 2006 at 4:43 pm
3rd?
The Juice | August 23, 2006 at 4:43 pm
First suckers!!!
TOPAZ21 | August 23, 2006 at 4:47 pm
3rd?
The Juice | August 23, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I dont care… she’s a drunk hot little piece of ass
Haroof | August 23, 2006 at 4:52 pm
She’s such a damn mess…..and I’d bang her silly anyway.
Cherikooka | August 23, 2006 at 4:52 pm
Why the hell doesn’t she get thrown in jail for underage drinking and shit? She is becoming an incredible loser.
ToiletDuck | August 23, 2006 at 4:59 pm
There are probably sperm stains on the bedroom ceilings…
LilRach | August 23, 2006 at 4:59 pm
Nice $2.85 mil – lucky bitch.
#6 – she’s 18 – she’s just found out she’s selling her house for shit loads – fuck i’d be out getting wasted and having a good time too.
lohanjob | August 23, 2006 at 5:00 pm
unless she is photoshopped she is a pale ugly mess.
BriBri | August 23, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Ahoy, a drunken scallywag!
ToiletDuck | August 23, 2006 at 5:03 pm
#8…
Nice – an 18 year old should go out and get coked-up and wasted just because she has money…remind me never to babysit your kids…
YoMamma | August 23, 2006 at 5:04 pm
More Hohan and Paris…..
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant take it anymore…..
Yes. She is a nasty, slutty, fugly, fire crotch, herpe filled, cum stained, skanky, waste of space, MESS.
Got it.
BarbadoSlim | August 23, 2006 at 5:05 pm
I wouldn’t hit that with Pink’s dick.
iloro | August 23, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Hohan’s at it again…
ImSuicidal | August 23, 2006 at 5:10 pm
I’m wondering if a ‘professoinal space pirate’ is a ditzy airhead who has adnoidinal dysfunctions due to all the coke they’ve snorted, and who also likes to take it up the pooper! If anything I have never heard of a ‘professoinal’ before so if anyone has any ideas please inform me.
I'd Hit It!!! | August 23, 2006 at 5:15 pm
… … …!!!
Fucking Fuck | August 23, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Fuck fuckity
fuck fuck fuck
fucking fuck
fuck fuck fucker fuck
fuck fucker fuck fucking fuck
FUCKING SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikk The Templar | August 23, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Does anyone else smell brimstone?
Oh wait, that’s Lohan’s crotch.
“And it burns…burns…burns….the crotch of fire…the crotch of fire…”
Hopeless_Screenwriter | August 23, 2006 at 5:27 pm
@15 ImSuicidal: Never heard of a Professoinal either.
However there is are exceptions to some rules in spelling and I believe this one falls under the rule:
(‘I’ before ‘O’ unless you’re all jacked up on Blow.)
Think of it as a kind of Superfish Axiom.
Hopeless
Dory | August 23, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Why buy a house then never live in it?? I don’t get it. Mind you thats a nice tidy little profit she made on it.
lisad71 | August 23, 2006 at 5:50 pm
The $950K she made on it will be gone after the IRS, her coke dealer and the docs at the clinic get their cut.
pookiedoo | August 23, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Aw, come on people. She’s not on drugs, or even drunk. That’s the satisfied look of a girl who’s getting high on her own flatulence.
CelebSlam.com | August 23, 2006 at 6:37 pm
She looks like she is pushing 40.
http://www.celebslam.com
Money Magnet | August 23, 2006 at 6:52 pm
She’ll realize how senseless her partying is when she or someone close to her has a close call. She’s still young -there’s hope for her still
http://www.FinancesForever.com
BarbadoSlim | August 23, 2006 at 6:54 pm
From the looks of the last picture she’s trying to pull-off the Annie Hall look. First of all only Annie Hall aka Diane Keaton can do Annie Hall. Second, this fifth-rate shithead lacks the smarts and sophistication to even be in the same room with said icon, and thirdly, she needs to stop doing all that blow.
marksgirl | August 23, 2006 at 7:16 pm
When her old man gets out of the clink they can bunk at rehab together.
bloopitybloop | August 23, 2006 at 7:17 pm
will someone please mention that her gigantic feet are bursting out of those shoes??? but you know in the cool way you people do.
chanel_bear | August 23, 2006 at 7:32 pm
ah firecrotch, you get classier evertime I see you. somebody should tell her that kate moss has the monopoly on the “crack whore who just rolled out of bed” look.
Lala | August 23, 2006 at 7:33 pm
From the look of these photos, she’s out-Kate-Mossed Kate Moss.
Uhn Tiss Baby | August 23, 2006 at 7:50 pm
I don’t mean this in any derogatory way towards Lindsay Lohan’s looks, but in the main photo you’ve used she actually looks like cute guy. Take the make-up off and… YUM!
j4psKor3anscHiNk5,OhMy! | August 23, 2006 at 9:25 pm
This is funnier then that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ-4DlFTBeM
missaddicted | August 23, 2006 at 11:08 pm
hahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha #30 I’ve spent 5 mins pissing my pants at your comment it’s so true, well done girl!
Lindseed Woahaman is fucking ugly, I don’t know how the hell anyone finds her attractive. Sure she’s got long red hair but she’s full of freckles which she tries to cover up with fake tan most of the time and she’s got a devils hairline which can only mean one thing…
She’s more annoying than Tom Cruise because he at least used to look OK in his youth.. cha ching!!
AmberDextrose | August 24, 2006 at 1:50 am
Any profits she gets from the apartment sale are already blown on her Chateau Moron hotel bill. And her dealer.
missaddicted | August 24, 2006 at 2:46 am
Now I thought she was called fire crotch because she has red pubic hair (ya know like she has a bush fire going on down there).. but obviously there is more to it.. hmmmmmmm.. interesting people..
nc72 | August 24, 2006 at 2:52 am
Probably celebrating this…
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-hacked-lindsay-lohans-mobile-phone/v/3848/
Uhn Tiss Baby | August 24, 2006 at 2:56 am
At #30. OK. I’m really gonna clear this up with people now. I find guys physically attractive. That doesn’t make me a girl.
tcltcfosho | August 24, 2006 at 4:22 am
SLUT!!!
i hate her
ChickenScratch | August 24, 2006 at 4:41 am
Another pointless story…
missaddicted | August 24, 2006 at 4:48 am
#36/30 SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve assumed twice now in the same day, but hey at least you know that I read what you write eh eh eh!
You’re funny whether you’re a girl/guy/alien/animal/vegetable/mineral alrighty!! And if I call you a chick again just know that I meant dude cause I will most probably forget :D :D :D
daveeech81 | August 24, 2006 at 5:41 am
Fez fucked her and all she got was that lousy t-shirt.
techiedude | August 24, 2006 at 5:44 am
How/why does a person pay almost two million dollars for a house, but never move in to it? Does she have ANYBODY asking her questions about how she spends her money?
Uhn Tiss Baby | August 24, 2006 at 5:51 am
#39, I forgive, I forgiiive! When do I not-te forgive, eh? Awww, that’s so sweet. I’m gonna cry now.
RichPort | August 24, 2006 at 6:32 am
She was watching “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” while hopped up on pills and got the idea to build a palace made entirely of cocaine. Incidentally, there are small craters and nose tracks all of the floors, and far too many Columbians coming and going to be the gardening crew. Of course realizing that her net worth couldn’t buy that many kilos, her new abode is about the size of a large doghouse, which seems to suit her just fine.
dmarie | August 24, 2006 at 6:42 am
too much Paris and too much Lindsay.
wow that’s the first time “too much” has been used in a sentence with Lindsay without saying “coke” behind it.
jrzmommy | August 24, 2006 at 6:51 am
What is she wearing? It looks like some big fat guy’s old undershirt. Is that an old tee-shirt from Captain Lou Albano or some shit?
Selassie | August 24, 2006 at 7:19 am
If I were Robert Downey Jr, and I saw these pictures, I would be pissed.. How many times has he been arrested for coke? ..and he can actually act.. she looks a numb-toothed mess.
spatz | August 24, 2006 at 7:21 am
#20 its called making an investment in real estate. dont know if this is what she had in mind but a lot of (smart) people with a little extra cash buy houses and rent them out or fix them up and sell them for profit.
HolisticWisdomcom | August 24, 2006 at 7:24 am
@18
5 min. later and still laughing at your post.
She looks like she just had a nice romp in the sack. Looked fun too!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
frenchtoaststix | August 24, 2006 at 7:32 am
She looks like a dirty drunken pirate hooker! Ahoy mateys! Yo-ho-ho-han.
What a mess this girl is. Money, fame, somewhat of a career, health, youth, and she’s tossing it all down the toilet. What fun to watch this train wreck unfold.
Courtney | August 24, 2006 at 8:00 am
Hey Superficial, it’s my birthday! How about some Lohan nip slip pics? Hrm? :-D