Lindsay Lohan says mean things about Paris Hilton

November 9th, 2006 // 105 Comments

Guess who called Paris Hilton a cunt? If you couldn’t figure it out from the title you might have a learning disability. Or you’re stupid. Either way you probably don’t even understand what I’m saying now. I could type ‘gfFJ b32 a4fq23bf’ and it’d make as much sense. Maybe even more because there are numbers. And everybody can read numbers.

Thanks to the luscious Victoria for the tip.


  1. HollyJ

    Could it be ??? First ???

  2. i don’t have a sound card so I’m going to say…

    WHO CARES ???

  3. HollyJ

    I’m not sure this is even a story… Is it?

  4. Ed Bambrick

    They should settle their differences in a cage match- the loser gets their head smashed in with a shovel, and the winner gets stuffed into a cannon (with the remains of the loser) and shot into a brick wall. Both bodies are dumped into a pit, and the public is invited to piss into it.

  5. calicojack

    cunts shouldn’t be allowed to call other cunts cunts…STUPID CUNT

  6. sabalon

    What is more amazing is people voluntarily got in a car with her while she was driving!

  7. bigponie

    I think she said “paris hilton wants my cunt”.

  8. Bioplant

    Goddamn it, she looked good in that video. So sexy.

    I love women. I love hot women. I love skanky women. I love women in general. Why any man would be gay is beyond me. More power to them though, because it leaves more ladies for me!

  9. assfacecocknocker

    7th! up urs bitches!

  10. bondi_cigar

    While watching that I couldn’t help thinking that my life has taken a wrong turn somewhere and time was slipping away from me.

    I was envigorated at the end however because I saw someone who’s life is more fucked up than mine. Paris Hilton’s spokesman is available at 3:20a.m. to offer comment on dross like this.

  11. siiriguapa

    Um, Superfish, don’t make jokes about people not being able to spell or read, when clearly you didn’t spell OR read your post before publishing. In the words of Ross Geller, “Their” means “Their,” “there” means “There.”

  12. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    This will be followed shortly by a rebuttal from Paris who will put a bug in Lindsay’s juice. Lindsay will recant with a pail of sand on Paris’ head. Crying and scraped knees may ensue.

  13. Well, she no longer has to worry about being compared to Princess Diana.

    http://glossedover.com

  14. siiriguapa

    um, great, now i see you’ve fixed your typo, so i look like a total dumb bitch, but not as dumb as Lindsay Lohan. Great, let’s pretend that didn’t happen.

  15. Cabaret

    She might just be a little bipolar.. paris is a cunt.. no what? I love paris shes my friend..

  16. Guy-Pierre

    @8.. Thank you for acknowledging us sweetie.

  17. @8.. Thank you for acknowledging us sweetie.

    This time with my linky-link.

  18. mrs.t

    Who’s the serial killer at the end of the clip?

  19. suzy

    she can’t say she was drunk, because she looked sober.. or.. well.. close enough to sober

  20. Avarice

    Can you say Tourettes, children?

  21. bboy4life

    who cares what she says… Paris aint shizzle!!

    i wanna tap that Lindsay ass!!!!

  22. bondi_cigar

    @8 I’m assuming you haven’t seen the recent pics of Sarah Jessica Parker yet. *shudder* FUGLY mess there. One look and you’ll go gay, mark my words.

  23. Poor Lindsay — sounds like her short-term memory has been eroded by all the hardcore partying.

    http://www.HolyCandy.com

  24. Deecag

    Pure, unadulterated cuntery!

  25. sexybitch

    She WAS kidding … just ask Faith Hill!

  26. BarbadoSlim

    *sigh* I’m sick of this ‘ho, I’m gonna have to go with Ed Bambrick’s suggestion up there. Better yet, stuff them into a cannon anyway, even if they don’t have a deathmatch, and shoot it onto an oncoming semi.

  27. vargagirl

    #6- Um, she wasn’t driving, she was in the passenger seat.

  28. wedgeone

    I CALLED IT!! Check my posting in the last K-Earl thread. I knew that something related to Paris Hilton was ready to surface.

    I should go & play the Mega Millions lottery. And when I win, I’ll share my wealth with all of the SuperFish bloggers, and end up broke just like K-Earl.

    All except for the fags. muwahahahaha.

  29. wedgeone

    AUTHOR: wedgeone
    EMAIL:
    IP: 63.237.157.47
    URL:
    DATE: 11/09/2006 02:47:28 PM

  30. wedgeone

    Apparently, the fish’s site won’t post text in between greather than and less than symbols. So I just submitted a blank posting. Nice.

    HOW ABOUT A DISCLAIMER FISH??!?!?
    Or is that some way to send you secret code?

    So without further adieu, let the controversy over #28 begin.

  31. sexybitch

    #31/30
    That’ll teach you to dis Guy-Pierre.

  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’m surprised Lindsay didn’t call Paris a banana crotch.

  33. laikiska

    Is that ALL?? Was hoping it would be juicier. Typical Lohan – always disappoints.

  34. CarnieWilson

    Doesn’t everybody? How is this news? Would you be hurt if someone with the nickname Firecrotch insults you?

  35. commissioner

    “banana crotch”!

    Oh, something good to laugh at while chugging a supersize adult beverage on the way home. Banana crotch!

  36. lilypetals

    They both should just have a faceoff right NOW.

    http://www.niquehappy.com/blog

  37. sexybitch

    At least Paris can drive. When she’s sober, I mean.

  38. They should settle this like ladies… Two words: pole-off.

  39. sexybitch

    #40
    Whose pole? BigJim’s or RichPort’s?

  40. Binky

    She just talks big now that she has the asbestos undies.
    And RIP Ed – I’ve seen the show.

  41. Missallanpoe

    -dies- jesus tap dnacing christ…did she actually try to convince them she DIDN’T say that? ROFL

  42. Missallanpoe

    dancing*

  43. Lovebug

    Her eyes are go glossy it looks like she on something. It must be that strawberry cocaine that’s so popular in Hollywood

  44. Dory

    Oh I loved that… that was great. Lindsay messing with the papa’s. She’s not my most favouritest person but that was good!! She’s got more class then paris thats for sure, and thats REally saying something about Miss Hilton!

  45. pixel killya

    What a life, following trash like Lindsay around.

    Okway Windsay, you tahke cware, awight.

    Pathetic.

  46. NO WAI!!1111one

    Who didn’t know that Paris Hilton was a cunt? What is this, ‘State Something Obvious’ week? What’s next? That Clay Aiken likes it in the asshole? Color me shocked.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Leave A Comment