Lindsay Lohan says mean things about Paris Hilton

November 9th, 2006 // 105 Comments

Guess who called Paris Hilton a cunt? If you couldn’t figure it out from the title you might have a learning disability. Or you’re stupid. Either way you probably don’t even understand what I’m saying now. I could type ‘gfFJ b32 a4fq23bf’ and it’d make as much sense. Maybe even more because there are numbers. And everybody can read numbers.

Thanks to the luscious Victoria for the tip.

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Comments (105)

  1. HollyJ | November 9, 2006 at 1:46 pm

    Could it be ??? First ???

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  2. Brain Embolism | November 9, 2006 at 1:47 pm

    i don’t have a sound card so I’m going to say…

    WHO CARES ???

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  3. HollyJ | November 9, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    I’m not sure this is even a story… Is it?

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  4. Ed Bambrick | November 9, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    They should settle their differences in a cage match- the loser gets their head smashed in with a shovel, and the winner gets stuffed into a cannon (with the remains of the loser) and shot into a brick wall. Both bodies are dumped into a pit, and the public is invited to piss into it.

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  5. calicojack | November 9, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    cunts shouldn’t be allowed to call other cunts cunts…STUPID CUNT

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  6. sabalon | November 9, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    What is more amazing is people voluntarily got in a car with her while she was driving!

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  7. bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    I think she said “paris hilton wants my cunt”.

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  8. Bioplant | November 9, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    Goddamn it, she looked good in that video. So sexy.

    I love women. I love hot women. I love skanky women. I love women in general. Why any man would be gay is beyond me. More power to them though, because it leaves more ladies for me!

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  9. assfacecocknocker | November 9, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    7th! up urs bitches!

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  10. bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    While watching that I couldn’t help thinking that my life has taken a wrong turn somewhere and time was slipping away from me.

    I was envigorated at the end however because I saw someone who’s life is more fucked up than mine. Paris Hilton’s spokesman is available at 3:20a.m. to offer comment on dross like this.

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  11. siiriguapa | November 9, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Um, Superfish, don’t make jokes about people not being able to spell or read, when clearly you didn’t spell OR read your post before publishing. In the words of Ross Geller, “Their” means “Their,” “there” means “There.”

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  12. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    This will be followed shortly by a rebuttal from Paris who will put a bug in Lindsay’s juice. Lindsay will recant with a pail of sand on Paris’ head. Crying and scraped knees may ensue.

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  13. Glossed Over | November 9, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    Well, she no longer has to worry about being compared to Princess Diana.

    http://glossedover.com

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  14. siiriguapa | November 9, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    um, great, now i see you’ve fixed your typo, so i look like a total dumb bitch, but not as dumb as Lindsay Lohan. Great, let’s pretend that didn’t happen.

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  15. Cabaret | November 9, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    She might just be a little bipolar.. paris is a cunt.. no what? I love paris shes my friend..

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  16. Guy-Pierre | November 9, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    @8.. Thank you for acknowledging us sweetie.

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  17. Guy-Pierre | November 9, 2006 at 2:18 pm

    @8.. Thank you for acknowledging us sweetie.

    This time with my linky-link.

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  18. mrs.t | November 9, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    Who’s the serial killer at the end of the clip?

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  19. suzy | November 9, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    she can’t say she was drunk, because she looked sober.. or.. well.. close enough to sober

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  20. Avarice | November 9, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    Can you say Tourettes, children?

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  21. bboy4life | November 9, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    who cares what she says… Paris aint shizzle!!

    i wanna tap that Lindsay ass!!!!

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  22. bondi_cigar | November 9, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    @8 I’m assuming you haven’t seen the recent pics of Sarah Jessica Parker yet. *shudder* FUGLY mess there. One look and you’ll go gay, mark my words.

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  23. Holy Candy | November 9, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    Poor Lindsay — sounds like her short-term memory has been eroded by all the hardcore partying.

    http://www.HolyCandy.com

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  24. Deecag | November 9, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    Pure, unadulterated cuntery!

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  25. sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    She WAS kidding … just ask Faith Hill!

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  26. BarbadoSlim | November 9, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    *sigh* I’m sick of this ‘ho, I’m gonna have to go with Ed Bambrick’s suggestion up there. Better yet, stuff them into a cannon anyway, even if they don’t have a deathmatch, and shoot it onto an oncoming semi.

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  27. vargagirl | November 9, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    #6- Um, she wasn’t driving, she was in the passenger seat.

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  28. wedgeone | November 9, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    I CALLED IT!! Check my posting in the last K-Earl thread. I knew that something related to Paris Hilton was ready to surface.

    I should go & play the Mega Millions lottery. And when I win, I’ll share my wealth with all of the SuperFish bloggers, and end up broke just like K-Earl.

    All except for the fags. muwahahahaha.

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  29. CelebSlam.com | November 9, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    Cunt? That’s it?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  30. wedgeone | November 9, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    AUTHOR: wedgeone
    EMAIL:
    IP: 63.237.157.47
    URL:
    DATE: 11/09/2006 02:47:28 PM

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  31. wedgeone | November 9, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    Apparently, the fish’s site won’t post text in between greather than and less than symbols. So I just submitted a blank posting. Nice.

    HOW ABOUT A DISCLAIMER FISH??!?!?
    Or is that some way to send you secret code?

    So without further adieu, let the controversy over #28 begin.

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  32. sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    #31/30
    That’ll teach you to dis Guy-Pierre.

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  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    I’m surprised Lindsay didn’t call Paris a banana crotch.

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  34. laikiska | November 9, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    Is that ALL?? Was hoping it would be juicier. Typical Lohan – always disappoints.

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  35. CarnieWilson | November 9, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    Doesn’t everybody? How is this news? Would you be hurt if someone with the nickname Firecrotch insults you?

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  36. VeryLiberating.com | November 9, 2006 at 3:11 pm
  37. commissioner | November 9, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    “banana crotch”!

    Oh, something good to laugh at while chugging a supersize adult beverage on the way home. Banana crotch!

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  38. lilypetals | November 9, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    They both should just have a faceoff right NOW.

    http://www.niquehappy.com/blog

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  39. sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    At least Paris can drive. When she’s sober, I mean.

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  40. Anisettekiss | November 9, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    They should settle this like ladies… Two words: pole-off.

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  41. sexybitch | November 9, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    #40
    Whose pole? BigJim’s or RichPort’s?

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  42. Binky | November 9, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    She just talks big now that she has the asbestos undies.
    And RIP Ed – I’ve seen the show.

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  43. Missallanpoe | November 9, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    -dies- jesus tap dnacing christ…did she actually try to convince them she DIDN’T say that? ROFL

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  44. Missallanpoe | November 9, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    dancing*

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  45. Lovebug | November 9, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    Her eyes are go glossy it looks like she on something. It must be that strawberry cocaine that’s so popular in Hollywood

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  46. seyoboy | November 9, 2006 at 3:55 pm
  47. HolisticWisdomcom | November 9, 2006 at 4:13 pm
  48. Dory | November 9, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    Oh I loved that… that was great. Lindsay messing with the papa’s. She’s not my most favouritest person but that was good!! She’s got more class then paris thats for sure, and thats REally saying something about Miss Hilton!

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  49. pixel killya | November 9, 2006 at 4:58 pm

    What a life, following trash like Lindsay around.

    Okway Windsay, you tahke cware, awight.

    Pathetic.

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  50. Ambassador of Sexy | November 9, 2006 at 5:16 pm

    NO WAI!!1111one

    Who didn’t know that Paris Hilton was a cunt? What is this, ‘State Something Obvious’ week? What’s next? That Clay Aiken likes it in the asshole? Color me shocked.

    http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

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