Lindsay Lohan saved 40 children?

December 10th, 2009 // 45 Comments

With only one bodyguard to protect her, Lindsay Lohan is apparently trekking through India saving children. How, exactly? Who the fuck knows? What’s important is that she’s tweeting about it and somehow being considered a reliable source. Via RadarOnline:

While the trip was originally set up through philanthropist Scott Lazerson’s Interface Foundation, RadarOnline.com has learned that Lohan is on the trip with a UK-based production company seeking to do a documentary on human trafficking.
Publicly, Lohan is putting on a brave face.
“Going to make one of my lifelong dreams on my list of things to do in this lifetime!!!!! Wish me luck! Fill you guys in when I return to USA,” she wrote on her Twitter page. “Over 40 children saved so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!! Oh, and I’m talking about being in India.”

I love how she adds “Oh, and I’m talking about being in India” at the end. Because even Lindsay Lohan realizes no one believes she’s anywhere but an LA restroom blowing coke up her nose with a hand dryer. Which is actually impressive when you think about it. (The self-awareness, not the coke thing.)

Photos: Splash News

  1. bob

    she’s not saving anyone…#1 in the world for trafficing…she’s doign jack shit

    oh and first

  2. hmna

    Actually, she has saved 40 children – she does so much coke that 40 other kids couldn’t get their hands on it.

  3. girl

    I don’t think SHE needed to be anywhere near those kids for them to be helped.
    She’s the one who needs saving. Yuck, leave India if you’re actually there!

  4. tc

    She is saving them from a life of good taste and druglessness.

  5. Richard G

    Someone should tell her Cocaine is not in the Food Group and only skanks swallow protein shakes….poor kids.

  6. john

    More children saved who will grow up in ten years and fill her deviated septum with curry spunk

  7. kg

    How is that vile skank saving children? Showing them how they can survive on nothing else than nicotine and Red Bull? Why can’t she just OD already and do the whole world a favor (and not just India)

  8. KIKI

    Oh please, did she hire Angelina Jolies PR team?

  9. Hoax & Change

    Good.
    Lose her passport in India and put a dot on her forehead.
    Yum, now she smells like armpits and curry.

  10. Valerie

    DAMN, John! LOL

  11. Nicky

    I’ve read it’s for BBC3 which means it will be a dumbed down, piece of shit aimed at clueless teenagers who’ll never watch it anyway. BTW, for those who are unaware, BBC3 is a digital TV channel in the UK whose ratings are so poor there’s talk of the BBC scrapping it to save money. So when Lindsay brags of filming a “documentary” for the BBC, take it with a huge dose of salt (or coke in her case) as it will most likely never see the light of day.

  12. reading the headline I figured she just kept herself from passing on one of her many social diseases

  13. ugh

    this shitrag thinks she is capable of helping people? she is so unfit to be there, and so undeserving of india — its history, its people, its culture, its spirituality — it’s so beyond her and her coked out, faux-bisexual, shopping sprees, wannabe marilyn monroe life.

    she is probably thinner than the people she is trying to help and sadly, she STARVED herself to be that thin while these people had no choice.

  14. JiggaJay

    MEAT WALLET

  15. j m

    A gorgeous,talented,wealthy person like Lindsay
    does not need to give up her time and go to poor areas of the world
    to help people but she does it anyway.
    While she helps to save lives,the lazy losers keep hating people.

  16. black

    Robin Williams said “Pres.Bush being a motivational speaker is equivalent to Linds.Lohan being a guidance counselor.

    Lohan saving kids = Bush singing happy songs and dancing in the park planting
    flowers and trees and giving all those soldiers he sent abroad a nice hug and kisses.

  17. At least she is trying to make something out of her life. Instead of wasting it on alcohol and drugs. right?

  18. timmy the dying boy

    Let’s be nice. She’s probably saved far far more than 40 kids just by serving as a bad example.

  19. NAz-y

    An open letter to SuperFish,

    We do not care about Lindsay. Shes a coked up 40-year old looking whore whose made no accomplishments. I repeat NO accomplishments in the past what 3 years? Theres NOTHING interesting going on with her is she even a celebrity anymore?!?! I thought the superfical was about CELEBS
    Lindsay isnt even a D-list one
    I’m sick of seeing her fvucked up face
    She aint even hot superfish what pleasure do u get out of posting her pics?
    I don’t see why shes even on the news, unless shes actually paying u theres no reason for any pictures of Lindsay or news about Lindsay to be on THE SUPERFICAL- a blog about CELEBRITIES (ie NOT Lindsay)

    I hate Lindsay.

    Thank you

    NAZ
    Find some interest

  20. netstarman

    40 children saved? She can’t even save her own financial and acting career who is she kidding.there will probably be 40 guys in India who are going to get the CLAP of the mouth if there in bed with this red headed trach bag.

  21. netstarman

    40 children saved? She can’t even save her own financial and acting career who is she kidding.there will probably be 40 guys in India who are going to get the CLAP of the mouth if there in bed with this red headed trash bag.

  22. SnoopPup

    I liked her better when she drank. Now, she’s just medicated all the time, it’s kinda sad.

  23. foreverfugly

    @2 – HAHAHAHA!!!!

  24. gag me

    She’s always trying to look like this pouty blonde with these annoying affected Angelina Jolie expressions– newsflash, Lindsey, that’s not what you are and no amount of plastic surgery will make it otherwise.

  25. Nova

    What the fuck is she going to have claimed to have done in India baring in mind that she arrived Wednesday and is due back in LA on the 12th? Where are the press photos of her in India? Where are her twitpics? There’s absolutely nothing to prove she’s even out there doing what she’s claiming is a documentary. This all stinks of bullshit.
    What’s so suspicious is that whilst in India (allegedly), she has also managed to respond to allegations today that she hooked up with some model from NY, because that’s a major fucking priority when you’re “saving 40 children”. This coming from a stupid bitch who told photogs at LAX to “focus on the more important things in life”. Sounds like she’s the one who needs to focus.

  26. shietman

    what the fuqk is wrong with you people?

    how the hell isshe saving injuns?

    LOOK AT THE GODDAMN PICS

    she is ssaving the damn injuns by doing drugs asssholes

    ur all a bunch of diqheads

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  28. joho777

    Lindsay immediately volunteered to go to India when she heard that India has 250 million guys waiting for her to practice her 20 minute version of pickup – quickie sex – beat it.

    The most recognizable thing that Western visitors first encounter in India is the general bad body odor and the stink of stale sweat everywhere. However, between Lindsay’s chain-smoking habit and her own problems with personal hygiene, she probably won’t notice anything.

  29. dds;jdfpjfpjd

    People LOVE to hate Lindsay cause we’re all jealous of her. I admit it, I am. She is not a good actress, she looks like a used up trailer park whore dressed up in designer clothes, she drinks and does drugs like all day.. and yet she continues to get jobs, attention, men, etc.. I am starting to think she is a succubus demon

  30. Lindsay is doing noble work I must say. She is doing really great for the childrean I must say. Thanks for the post.

  31. cant wait to see her starring in porn videos soon!!

  32. mrs. deedlehammer

    its so sad how she has to brag about it on fucking twitter right when she arrives there..

  33. Give me the fact and the reason that she do that. I will believed if that true.

  34. Give me the fact and the reason that she do that. I will believed if that true. hey…

  35. eve

    she is again just looking for attention. so she wait until being invited to finally go there? if she wants to help she can start by looking around or in LA. this is just publicity again….and: how is she helping: financially (don’t think so, she needs help), counseling (SHE!?!?), on site work( she goes EVERYDAY shopping and there is nothing else this girl can do), infirmary (maybe she can do it good with injections…)…….

  36. she looks so careless…

  37. See Alice

    She looks so strung out .

  38. VICTORIA # 1

    Lindsay can’t ” save herself .” How can she possibly save anyone else,
    especially children? Just looking at her, she has aged many years into
    the future. Her eye’s are always half-way closed, cancer sticks in her hands,
    or stuck in her mouth, cell phone super-glued to her hand, lip’s over plumped,
    and hair overly bleached into white straw flour.
    Why can’t her parent’s or her friend’s ( if she has any left ) help her ?
    Can’t they do an intervention? Or will she check herself out?
    I have a bad feeling for Lindsay, just like I did for Anna Nicole Smith.
    I hope I’m wrong for our years ago ” beautiful Parent Trap Girl. ” I read on
    another blog site, that a major New-Paper several weeks ago, had already
    written her obituary, just like they Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson.
    It runs in ” 3′s “

  39. Mr Smith

    Yeah .. 40 kids saved just coz she swallowed. (the guy had very low sperm count)

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  42. looks very disgusting …

  43. At least she is trying to make something out of her life. Instead of wasting it on alcohol and drugs. right?

  44. Give me the fact and the reason that she do that. I will believed if that true. hey…

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