Lindsay Lohan taking the whole lesbian thing seriously

May 29th, 2008 // 84 Comments

After making out on P. Diddy’s boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy’s boat happens first. Otherwise you’re doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson know how this crazy game called “Love” works. People reports:

The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.

I love how Ali walks around in these photos trying to cover her face with her hair, and it’s not because of Lindsay. She’s only 14 and has no clue what a frisb-ian is. Ali’s just hoping no one recognizes her from her mom’s show Living Lohan. So, who wants to tell Ali she has a better chance getting attacked by a real live leprechaun? And not just because Tom Cruise is in town. Hi-oh! I’ll be here all week, folks.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Caitlin

    They are leaving Sam in the dust. Lindsay is totes disrespecting her. Sam should leave and get her a woman dat will treat her right.

  2. britney's weave

    i wonder if lindsay will buy a subaru. that’s the only way we’ll know if this shit’s for real.

  3. dude_on

    Will it be earth shattering if two hot chicks ever go public? This is an agenda perpetuated by subconscious lesbian karma – another way to make men pay for past transgressions.

  4. Natty Dread

    Does anyone know what shoes Lindsay’s gf is wearing? They’re awesome, and I am searching far and wide.

  5. Janeane The Acerbic Goblin

    I was in Midtown Manhattan yesterday, and I saw a bunch of paparazzi hanging around, so I decided to see who they were chasing. It was Lindsay. She walked right by me.

    I was very underwhelmed. In person, she’s very ordinary looking. I don’t understand the endless fascination with her.

  6. malicious

    she always looks really devious that Sam girl, Lindsay is her puppet

  7. that’s some permascoul on that sister of hers

  8. Sylvia

    I think Sam is hot and I understand why LiLo has a relation with her.
    LiLo is probably bi-sexual. But who cares? Let them be, there’re young and they have fun. Go Sam, Go Lindsay!!

  9. sweetz

    like mother like daughter

  10. Kim Lard-ass-ian

    She’s OD’ed on the orangina I see! Her sister clearly has the look old before your time gene too she is about 14 and looking about 35 already.

  11. toolboy

    Lindsay is taking this whole lesbian thing seriously?? not as seriously as Sam is, Hellooo! The whole disgruntled 80′s nylon wearing Billy Jean (the movie kids, not the damn song) look is wearing thin. Wasn’t she running the ring toss game at the county fair last week? I won a Jack Daniels mirror from her. Well, at least she’s not wearing that fucking Fedora.
    Is Sam Lufti a shape shifter?? Too many random thoughts..where’s my meds?

  12. spencer pratt

    I give the lesbo thing 2 more months. then it’ll be back to straight skanking.

  13. Put her in a labcoat and Samantha Ronson looks like Beeker from the Muppets.

  14. Mal Gusto

    Wow…so much to say.
    # 5 nailed it.
    Ali looks too hard for 14
    Lindsay’s shoes!!!! FuGLY!

  15. Mal Gusto

    I hope Samantha’s tongue is fireproof.

  16. LL

    Can I hear a cry for attention?
    An attention whore’s stunt to get some notice?
    I don’t buy this, not at all.

  17. Lindsay’s hair is looking pretty good here but why do her extensions never match the color of her natural hair on top?? The average celeb pays several times more than what “regular” people pay for their hair, even at a nice place. They can’t even match the color?!

  18. clashico

    lindsay-r the most linda mujer,se le perdona todo a esa preciosura

  19. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    It may be an unpopular observation here, but touch up her roots and put some makeup on her and Ronson’d be pretty fu¢king hot.

    I’m just sayin’…

  20. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    And another thing, WTF is up with no-talent, middle-aged Ali? I’m sorry, but sisters do NOT walk around hand in hand. Ali better keep her cootch far away from Lindsay, although she’s way butcher than her sis even at the tender age of 44, er, 14.

  21. blow me

    I say she is now Lesbey Hohan.
    Lindsey Leshands? Dyksey Lesban. Maybe you all prefer Lesby Dykhan.

  22. Hayden Brooks

    1# – That’s such bullshit. since the gay marriage thing Hollywood is getting gayer and gayer every second.

  23. amydw27

    Sorry to all you mother fuckin haters, but I absolutely looooooove Lindsay. I think the other chick is hot as fuck also in an agressor type of way. I think Ali is super cute and that she’ll probably go far. Lindsay’s career isn’t over because believe it or not there are still people that love her to death(like me). And obviously she’s not a full blown fucking lesbian dumb asses, she may become one, but at this point she’s on a bi level. But just in case Lindsay herself ever reads these comments on these web sites- just want to let you know that I fuckin love you girl, fuck all the haters. DO YOU!!!!! Cuz I’m out here waitin on your next movie, project, etc. I really wish you’d quit playin and drop another album. You know your the shit and so does everyone else so FUCK ‘em!!!!!

  24. techclerk

    You know how dumb the average person is?

    Well,,, by definition, half of them are dumber than that!

    Thanks for demonstrating the rule, amydw27

  25. I love slim and swit bodyes

  26. XSkittleStixX

    xD Look at her ‘lil lesbo self =] ahahaha
    I kinda like this chick’s music, but ahaha i remember this.
    Is she bi now or somethin’??

  27. XSkittleStixX

    xD Look at her ‘lil lesbo self =] ahahaha
    I kinda like this chick’s music, but ahaha i remember this.
    Is she bi now or somethin’??

  28. XSkittleStixX

    xD Look at her ‘lil lesbo self =] ahahaha
    I kinda like this chick’s music, but ahaha i remember this.
    Is she bi now or somethin’??

  29. XSkittleStixX

    xD Look at her ‘lil lesbo self =] ahahaha
    I kinda like this chick’s music, but ahaha i remember this.
    Is she bi now or somethin’??

  30. XSkittleStixX

    xD Look at her ‘lil lesbo self =] ahahaha
    I kinda like this chick’s music, but ahaha i remember this.
    Is she bi now or somethin’??

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