After making out on P. Diddy’s boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy’s boat happens first. Otherwise you’re doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson know how this crazy game called “Love” works. People reports:
The duo – who are “together,” a source says in the new issue of PEOPLE – were spotted Wednesday afternoon lunching with Ronson’s writer-mom, Ann Dexter-Jones and Lohan’s sister Ali, 14, at the Italian restaurant Gino’s on Manhattan’s Upper East Side.
Throughout the meal, the group engaged in a spirited session of girl talk, the source adds.
I love how Ali walks around in these photos trying to cover her face with her hair, and it’s not because of Lindsay. She’s only 14 and has no clue what a frisb-ian is. Ali’s just hoping no one recognizes her from her mom’s show Living Lohan. So, who wants to tell Ali she has a better chance getting attacked by a real live leprechaun? And not just because Tom Cruise is in town. Hi-oh! I’ll be here all week, folks.
FRIST!!! | May 29, 2008 at 3:22 pm
She will never work in this town again!!
Hollywood hates the gays.
Jumpin_J | May 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Lohan lesbian porn tape… aargguhuh (droool).
Jimbo | May 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
There is nothing wrong with a little carpet munching..
Angel | May 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
FIRST
havoc | May 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm
A last ditch effort to remain relevant……
.
FRIST!!! | May 29, 2008 at 3:26 pm
#2 That is gross. I love all kinds of porn, but THOSE TWO??? No way man..
And I REALLY love porn
INDEED! | May 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Jimbo (#3) and Havoc (#5) are BOTH right!
BunnyButt | May 29, 2008 at 3:29 pm
When did Lilo’s mom go brunette?
tylor | May 29, 2008 at 3:31 pm
i love how Ali looks like a fucking middle aged crack head.
The Gorgeous One | May 29, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Lindsey would be alright, but the girlfriend leaves a little to be desired.
(puts dildo away)
deacon jones | May 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Kudos #2!
Id take her sister in a fucking second.
That other chick looks like Tom Hanks’ double in “Philadelphia”
cassandra | May 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
why does ali look like she’s 40 years old???
were allllll the lohan skanks ridden hard and put away wet or what?
holy crap that does not look like a 14 year old kid.
granada | May 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Ali Lohan looks to be about 25…how can a 14-year-old girl be allowed to wear so much makeup!
B | May 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Why does Ali look like she’s 30?
metalman | May 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
there’s only so many men on this planet.we all knew she’d run out of different peder sooner or later
gotmilk? | May 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm
that chick is 14? a little on the slutty side, no?
i guess when you’re 14 and look older than your leather skinned mom, you can dress however you’d like.
and if Dina was an actual parent, she wouldn’t let her other kids anywhere near Lindsay.
Auntie Kryst | May 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
About time Lindsay came out of the closet.. I need some transmission work done and I know she’s broke so…gimme a call Dyke.
snarky | May 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Jeez, you would think if she was gonna turn lesbo she’d pick someone more attractive than that Samantha chick; strange thing is though… apparently Samantha has more money than Lindsay (or is from a rich family, I should say). Lord knows not too far in the future Lindsay’s career will be in the shitter, so Samantha might come in handy. Overall I just don’t see the Lohan appeal; those 2 Lohan sisters look like 2 washed up 40 something soccer moms holding hands.
Hecubus | May 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Here’s a hint, actual ‘lesbians’ tend not to sleep with more than 3 guys a day. She’s a nympho. Nothing wrong with that but it ain’t lesbianism just like the fact that she’d suck a dog’s dick if you stuck one in front of her doesn’t make her an ‘animal lover’.
FRIST!!! | May 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I get it. Ali is 14 but she looks much older than that.
C’mon people, we need some new original material here..
Grunion | May 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I never thought lesbianism could bore me. until now.
next
Question | May 29, 2008 at 3:53 pm
If she is taking the lezbo thing so seriously then why is Lindsay 6 or 7 steps ahead of the man-woman-thing that she is “gay” with? They couldn’t even get a picture of them even looking at each other. It’s like she is embarrassed to be seen with her.
suzy86 | May 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I love how Sam is carrying Lindsay’s purse..
lmao
rikki | May 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Lindsay and her sister are wearing the same shoes (different colour) – and in the last bunch of pictures posted Ali is wearing the same shoes, just different colour.
Mike | May 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm
#6, FRIST, why don’t we get together sometime and watch some porn together. I really enjoy porn also, I think we have something in common.
cavy | May 29, 2008 at 3:57 pm
So….what’s wrong with Lindsay being a lesbian? I’m a straight female and I don’t see why it’s a big deal. Perez, do you have a problem with it? You love to yank stars out of the closet, even if they’re not ready….are you there to lend support to Lindsay? I think your great, otherwise I wouldn’t check your site every day – I just hope your not going to bash Linds for this one…
tylor | May 29, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Well, Ali is going to be the new thing to pick at.
Lindsay is just old news now, and honestly, who cares if she’s a “lesbian”.
next week she’ll decide monkies are attractive.
whatever, the girl sells leggings for a living.
Famous Plastic | May 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Ali is trying to cover up her swollen, collagen filled lips. The swelling hasn’t gone down from the latest round of injections and she’s not ready for her pic to be taken. That is so awesome that Dina allows her 14 year old to get lip injections. Whatta mom…
cavy | May 29, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Holy fucking shit – I got my sites crossed – sorry to the superficial – your not perez – I guess you can bash Lindsay all you want…LOL – I still think it’s not a big deal!
blah | May 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I hate how Ali and Lindsay are wearing the same shoes.
mindy | May 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
hahaha look at picture number seven with that bald guy in the middle…that cracks me up…as for lindsay i think shes faken she may be BI but not totally lesbian
D | May 29, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Ok, so far as I know, no one else has come up with this, so I’m about to unveil a celeb nickname that will go down in history as one of the all time greatest. Drumroll please…. Introducing “Les-Lo”. Let that sink in a minute. Patent Pending.
HuckyDucky | May 29, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I don’t mind legit lesbians. Hell, I love drinking beer with ‘em. This other chick is butchy enough to convince me. But Lindsay Lohan is just a mentally fucked-up fake lesbian. She’s no lipstick lesbian.
FAKE LESBIAN.
Jason | May 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I know everybody and thier brother is gonna fall on me for saying something nice but… it’s nice to see Sam without that ugly hat on her head.
Don Boogie | May 29, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Holy cripes…by the time Ali is 21 she’s gonna look like Janice Dickinson.
Violet | May 29, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I thought that the next step in a lesbian relation was moving in together and immediately suffering lesbian bed death.
Veroonica | May 29, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I just can’t picture anyone wanting to fuck that Ronso chick, Man or woman. She is JUST so DIRTY. Then again, a nasty twat like Lindsay probably just loves sucking the grease from her pussy hair and licking the dingleberries on her hairy asshole. YUMMY!
Dumdidum | May 29, 2008 at 5:26 pm
The blonde one looks better without that MOTHERFUCKING hat.
Nathiest | May 29, 2008 at 6:02 pm
So? Let them be gay! Just let them be. shit! I mean really, REALLY! REALLY!
ubee0173 | May 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
wow- i’ve seen less cracked out people than sam emerge from dumpsters… shes probably just lindseys supplier…
izabela | May 29, 2008 at 6:25 pm
If I was a dyke I defenitely sleep with Sam. She is hot, I like tomboy style! Anyway In my personal opinion LiLo is a stupid little girl who makes a big effort to be one more time on the cover– scandal, lindsay is a dyke! When she kisssd samantha it was made for a public!!!!!!!!!!!! but anyway sam is promoting cos of lindsay. and her sister is 14?? my god, she looks like dina.
SAM I LOVE YOU
^lesbian | May 29, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I bet both their pussys stink up the room
herbiefrog | May 29, 2008 at 7:01 pm
…and it we were a cavy
…we would need a decent dyke outside the cave
cos there’s
an
awful
lot
of
[ok… yes something comin… : ))
just you try and remember : ) ))
shhhh
[are we done?
us too…
Mike | May 29, 2008 at 7:14 pm
It’s easy to see what will happen with this. Mischa Barton and Kirsten Dunst will both become lesbian to imitate Lohan. But they will do it in a cheesy way, picking sexy partners and trying to be “hot” ( This Ronson relationship at least is mysterious and weird. )
Lohan then — staying one step ahead as always — will become a nun.
herbiefrog | May 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm
…actually…
…we’re pretty much happy with sam ?
c an nOT say that ?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cici | May 29, 2008 at 7:23 pm
HOLY COW!! Ali is 14 years old?? She looks older than LIndsay. She sure is following is her sisters footsteps.
ym | May 29, 2008 at 7:37 pm
i was wondering why she would have any interest in this disgusting Dyke but then you have to figure 1) anything that draws attention to her, regardless of how degrading and 2) That Sam dude has a huge cock. Werd.
jack | May 29, 2008 at 7:54 pm
One thing’s for certain: Mark Messier sure looks like he’s pissed at something in that photo.
My Penis | May 29, 2008 at 8:03 pm
fail
Vinca | May 29, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Why all the whining? They look happy, healthy, and hip. You all sound like a bunch of soccer moms.