A newly reunited Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken the next step in their relationship by opening a joint bank account together. After that, they’re technically obligated to join the LPGA or get artificially inseminated. Them’s the rules. Britain’s Daily Express reports:
Ronson, who is said to earn as much as $23,460 (GBP17,000) for a disc-spinning performance, has always been fiercely keen to keep her financial independence – and constantly splashes the cash on her actress girlfriend.
The insider adds, “Sam’s very generous to Lindsay. She pays for everything when they go away together and Lindsay wants to show her gratitude by doing this. Sam is completely disinterested in shopping and things, whereas Lindsay loves to spend and always says she wants to be as rich as possible. Having a joint account with Sam is a huge step for her.”
Opening a joint account is like placing landmines in your relationship. No, seriously, I opened one with an ex once. I’ll tell you all about it as soon as I’m done watching my 102″ flatscreen in my diamond bathtub. God, do I miss her/need a smoothie maker.