A newly reunited Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken the next step in their relationship by opening a joint bank account together. After that, they’re technically obligated to join the LPGA or get artificially inseminated. Them’s the rules. Britain’s Daily Express reports:
Ronson, who is said to earn as much as $23,460 (GBP17,000) for a disc-spinning performance, has always been fiercely keen to keep her financial independence – and constantly splashes the cash on her actress girlfriend.
The insider adds, “Sam’s very generous to Lindsay. She pays for everything when they go away together and Lindsay wants to show her gratitude by doing this. Sam is completely disinterested in shopping and things, whereas Lindsay loves to spend and always says she wants to be as rich as possible. Having a joint account with Sam is a huge step for her.”
Opening a joint account is like placing landmines in your relationship. No, seriously, I opened one with an ex once. I’ll tell you all about it as soon as I’m done watching my 102″ flatscreen in my diamond bathtub. God, do I miss her/need a smoothie maker.
Blah…shadows, blah…fake…blah blah
goddamn, i love me a smoothie
something very very fishy about all this
Lindsay continues to define what cute is today.
Randal
Lindsay Lohan looks lovely, yes! But you’ll never find a nipple in the Daily Express.
Is it just me, or are Lindsay’s breatseses falling?
And by breatseses I mean breastseses
And Randal continues to define what stupid is today with his constant ass-kissing, star struck comments.
Hey bro, no need to sign your name at the bottom. It’s on the top dumbass.
to 6.
symptoms for never wearing a bra. 5 years down the line im sure they will be down to her belly button
Since Sam is still working and Lindsay isn’t it’s only a matter of time before the annorexic cokehead turns Sam into a pauper as well.
call it a hunch, this won’t end well.
OMG….I wasn’t really sure who Lindsey Lohan was before ALL the press….now that I think I know I’m sooooo much happier. Honestley all the garbage makes me Not want to see anything she’s in……What is she in?
You put a scruffy beard of Sam Ronson and she’d look just like Bret from Flight of the Conchords.
Ronson looks like she needs to find The Precious.
Linds? Why are we overdrawn by $59,877.32? Did you forget to balance the checkbook again?
Does Ronson:
a) TAPE her breasts down;
b) naturally not have ANY;
c) or, did she CHOP them OFF?
The first person to answer this question correctly wins a bra to give to Lindsay Lohan.
Somebody feed that poor formerly redheaded girl.
Sweet otufits “ladies”
What a duo
Ooh! Ooh! I know!! *raises hand frantically* I know Dr McNasty!!!
Sam’s got her boobies in her hands…that’s why she’s hiding them like that.
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What in thee fuck does LL see in the ronsoid? Why do dykes look like guys? If you’re attracted to women, shouldn’t you be attracted to women who look like uhh err I don’t know, women?
LL must have daddy issues. You think?
Whoa Lindsay’s looks have really really really gone downhill. She looks like my Grandmother.
“Joint account”
Damn, I thought you meant they were becoming drug runners or something…
$24k for a DJ gig? Damn, I don’t think even Diggers or Doc Martin get that much dough.
I guess Lohan has lost 70% of her redish, stinky hair as a result of some freakin’ diet.
Ronson is reported to have invented new sex – is it a boy ? Is it a girl ? – oh, no It’s just Ronson.
Reunited and it feels so good
Reunited ’cause we understood
There’s one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited
‘Cause we’re reunited, hey, hey
Peaches and Herb
The best thing about this relationship, is after all the fisting, the artificially-inseminated baby will just drop out. Hey Ma, no pushing!
it looks like somebody wiped their ass on lohan’s cheek.
ugly trash.
sounds like a huge step, i’m glad for them!
Samantha Ronson keeps buying her clothes from the Zack Morris thrift store
Omg I just figured out the freak attraction she has for this lesbian. Ronson looks like a skinny boy/female version of her FATHER! Dun dun dun! Freaky! In that first pic, Ronson looks so much like a skinny version of her dad its actually kinda scary. No wait, very scary.
its pretty clear who the man in this relationship is
Why not? Lindsay doesn’t make any money but sure knows how to spend it. All she ever does is shop. Why is there even a recession in this country when you have vapid girls like LL that do NOTHING but shop, and smoke?
Beautiful Lindsay should stay far away from ugly lesbian skanks.
With her talent and personality,Lindsay deserves a better life.
Who cares. They are both ridiculous.
Nice boots. And finally, not too bad of a dress for once.
who would have thought lindsay would be a gold digger?! :-p
Wait wait is that skin cancer on Lindsay’s face? Did she put on someone else’s bronzer on in the dark?
Sorry girl you failed your “sunken in”cheekbones “im so thin” look because of your nasty pear shape. Lovely child bearing hips though.
How nice! Lindsay is hanging out with one of the kids from the Make A Wish Foundation!
I’m a straight girl and for some reason I find Sam really attractive. Not sure I’d give up men for her, but then again not sure I’d technically have to..
Also, Randal cracks me up. I wish he would start his own blog, I would definitely read it.
In the first pic saMan bears a striking resemblance to the little heart shaped (wtf?) applique on her sweater…Also, being coked up again is the only explanation for LL looking like she is having a remotely good time, she hasnt/doesnt smile post-rehab
IThis picture must answer the question why “lylo” (LYING LOHAN) continious the licking part, folks!!
That man-bitch is as stupid as she/he is ugly…. those fucking freaks deserve each other. Hopefully she/he will bow his/her brains out in despair after Lindsey OD’s on her shit.
LL looks great always and her gf is cute
they are a cute couple…leave them be! none of your business really
OH sweet. Read between the lines, kids. Doesn’t matter that Lindsay is a BMFD, doesn’t matter she’s dating a fugly bull dyke, doesn’t matter that she may or may not have an STD. Lindsay’s broke! That means she’s gonna be selling her coochie bulging titties to Da Man within 2 days flat.
PS: Lindsay it’s time to step up to this!
I’ve had skidmarks that were lighter than lindsay’s cheek makeup
I think Lindsay Lohan gets a bad rap. She is a beautiful woman who has had some setbacks. I applaud her for the happiness that she has found with Samantha. Although I am not pro-gay by any stretch, I still do believe that, if she can find happiness in someone, more power to her. Samantha seems to have had a mellowing influence on her. Hopefully, her life will not be full of fits and starts like Britney’s or like Michael Jackson’s. Take care, Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan has borderline personality disorder, which means that her relaitonships will always be unstable due to her rapidly changing mood. This relaitonship, like all of Lindsay’s relationship will not last.
Apparently this Ronson chick shares a wardrobe with Peter Wentz.
I’ve been reading these comments and laughing my ass off:o)
Lindsay’s tits look like they have fallen off the shelf,she looks jaundiced and weird to say the least.And I agree…It does look like someone wiped their ass of her face.Pull it together you train wrecked douche bag!