Lindsay Lohan dedicated the following blog post to her man-thing lover Samantha Ronson this morning
this is for samantha ronson
here you go baby hahahahahahaahaha
everyone should watch it late night!
i know “i’m so embaressing”
xox
LCurrently watching :
Without a Trace – The First & Second Complete Seasons
Release date: By 2007-03-13
So, basically, something gross happened last night in the soft, dim light reflected off Anthony LaPaglia’s head. Information I could’ve lived a full and productive life without ever knowing. In fact, I’m pretty sure I just died a little inside.
UPDATE: Even better; it’s cancer. Goddammit, Lindsay…
Photos: Splash News
mimi | December 16, 2008 at 12:56 pm
FIRST… but who cares?
dork | December 16, 2008 at 12:56 pm
boy, I’d love to smell those sheets
mimi | December 16, 2008 at 12:59 pm
I do, OBVIOUSLY… I was FIRST… I was FIRST… I was FIRST… I was FIRST
so take that suckas!!
BMurphy72 | December 16, 2008 at 12:59 pm
third….
Dixie | December 16, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I bet Linsay’s lesbian lover lets her use the vibrator first.
Ewwwy...XP | December 16, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I think all girls are icky.
mimi | December 16, 2008 at 1:09 pm
In all honesty, I wish I had something to live for other than this site.
Pray for Amy
Phil | December 16, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Without a Trace? I think not – snail trails (Lindsay) and skidmarks (Ronson; possibly also smegma).
joe m | December 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Lindsay,you’re beautiful.
Please give up sodomy.
Obama the Messiah | December 16, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Even though I think Lindsay is pretty hot and has nice tits….this is one clam slam I wouldn’t want to see.
lisa | December 16, 2008 at 1:25 pm
it that a nipple?
Dixie | December 16, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I bet Lindsay’s lesbian lover lets her use the vibrator first.
I hate Lindsey Lohan | December 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Why don’t you got back to school, get an education and do something productive, Lindsey Lohan??? And please… learn how to spell “embarrassing”…. It’s a 2nd grade spelling bee word for God’s sake!!!
Oh, and you might wanna lay off the fake tanning.. just a suggestion!
xoxo
Sport | December 16, 2008 at 1:38 pm
nice cheeseball in the sweatsuit.
necessaryROUGHness | December 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
“embarressing”? sign someone needs more dicKtations…
RichPort's Ghost | December 16, 2008 at 2:17 pm
She doesn’t even have a cock to stick between those funbags… just sad… the whole point of Lohan is to spray her face with more DNA than the walls in a murder scene. Just sad…
Aja ( the real ) | December 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm
It’s so ewwww
Matthew | December 16, 2008 at 2:25 pm
that’s sick
chuke | December 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
EW!
Howard Stern | December 16, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I bet after they give each other oral; their pussy’s smell like fish and tabbaco!
Jupiter Girl | December 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Tsk tsk….She spelled embarrasing wrong! Dumb Girl….
z | December 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I don’t get it.
p0nk | December 16, 2008 at 4:19 pm
praying for mimi…
hollywood_hillbilly | December 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm
The use of quotes indicates that she is aware of the spelling error. Obviously too much “dicKtation” on douchie’s part.
joanna | December 16, 2008 at 4:44 pm
hey, mimi, dont give up (yet)
lilo, put a bra on ,biatch
Marius | December 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Damn, she makes love to a skeleton
freejose | December 16, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Boobage is nice. I like.
Pppttth | December 16, 2008 at 8:47 pm
I’m still not convinced Samantha Ronson is female.
lindary | December 16, 2008 at 9:08 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
Kyle | December 16, 2008 at 9:44 pm
is it just me, or can you totally see through her shirt???
gimme gimme | December 16, 2008 at 10:26 pm
who knows where i can get her coat? i LOVE it. maybe with fur around the hood? anyone know??
necessaryROUGHness | December 16, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Back wood bitch you have no idea why the quotation mark is there,,,you’ re speaking out of your ass, pretending you know something,,,home schooled always stick together!
gerard Vandenberg | December 16, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I wonder: THERE IS MORE MISERY TO COME, folks?
Aja ( the real ) | December 16, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I’m a whore. I’d like to suck on your penis for a while. I haven’t had any work lately; I’ll do it for free.
C’mon, wanna fuck and suck?
xoxo
Aja ( the real )
Érico Calixto | December 17, 2008 at 5:55 am
WTF is Lidsey doing hanging around that ugly beeotch?
Érico Calixto | December 17, 2008 at 5:59 am
And come someone photoshop that ridiculous geek out of the picture?
Rosie Eats Taco | December 17, 2008 at 6:23 am
Is that SamRo behind her with the cig and the popped collar? She’s finally starting to look feminine.
Pussy Fart | December 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
What a queef…..
kuki | December 17, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Her lips are deflating. Time for some more collagen.
herbiefrog | December 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
both listening and hearing…
miracles can happen : )))
chack | December 23, 2008 at 7:17 am
I love you nicollette call number +9701503084842
ramona putz | January 8, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Note to Lindsay:
Forget about women. Forget about men.
For now, your priorities should be the following:
1) Get some serious therapy concerning your narcissism and neediness.
You really need to address this before you can get your life in order.
2) Focus on your career, work your ass off to salvage it and behave yourself like the adult and professional that you are. You can do it.
You have a lot of talent. Get your shit together, get up and get on with it.
No one can save you, in this life you have to be your own saviour.
And do not, do not let your Dad back into your life. You are vulnerable right now and it is the perfect time for that weasel-shit -of -a man to slither his way back in.
I want to you to be successful and happy. I don’t want to see you on a future episode of celebrity rehab. Sincerely, I wish you strength, courage and the belief in yourself that you can turn your life around.
hard drive media player | May 20, 2010 at 7:41 am
She also does not stick a cock between them funbags … Just sad … Lohan at the scene of a murder the whole thing over the walls to spray his face with DNA.