Lindsay Lohan Falls Off the Wagon: In Glorious Security Tape-vision

November 25th, 2008 // 84 Comments

What you’re looking at is security tape footage of Lindsay Lohan at a Washington D.C. club where Samantha Ronson recently DJ’ed. Highlights include: Recovering alcoholic Lindsay pouring herself vodka and Red Bulls; some lesbian making out – or heterosexual. Who knows?; more making out which is obviously interrupting Lindsay’s texting (Gawd); and, finally, like every single night since Lindsay’s been 12, a coke deal. *sniff* She’s still mommy’s little angel…

Photos: INFdaily.com
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Comments (84)

  1. Ram Punchington | November 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Welcome back, Lindsay. Welcome back.

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  2. Que | November 25, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Que dang!

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  3. Giorgios Papaloukas | November 25, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    ¡¡¡Madre mía que tetas!!!!

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  4. p911gt10c | November 25, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Unless a porn tape surfaces, none of this is remotely interesting.

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  5. p0nk | November 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    live you’ve never been gone.

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  6. p0nk | November 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    like you’ve never been gone.

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  7. lizzy | November 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    i love this! i wish it were more scandalous — i love seeing lindsay’s life in the shitter.

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  8. tylerdurden | November 25, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    That took longer than I expected but whore Lindsay is back.

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  9. Amy | November 25, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Wow, this will threaten her highly successful movie career.

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  10. Steve | November 25, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Does anyone know which club it was?

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  11. Érico | November 25, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I want more Katie Price.

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  12. Hater | November 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    She does have some nice titties!

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  13. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | November 25, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Mamm-uh Mia!

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  14. VanillaFace | November 25, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    damn, I’d actually bang her regardless of the burning and agonizing STDs that result from it.

    killer bewbs

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  15. jrz | November 25, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Parliaments? Damn…that’s some ghetto-assed shit right there.

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  16. Kaboom!! | November 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    But Sam loves her!! Sam only wants the best for her!
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Ugh………………

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  17. Famous Plastic | November 25, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    She never stopped drinking, so how can she fall off the wagon? She went to rehab for coke, not booze

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  18. Pink | November 25, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    SHE’S A SKANK….

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  19. Pink | November 25, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    SHE’S A SKANK….

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  20. Buster | November 25, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    You mean she’s back on the wagon…

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  21. JJ | November 25, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Great overhead tit view. I’d give her a pearl necklace.

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  22. kelly | November 25, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    ugly freak. ahaha good to see her doing so bad again.

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  23. Sponsor | November 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    You would think she knows how to make a drink by now..Shouldn’t the mixer not the vodka come last

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  24. Cartman | November 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    If she’s still drinking then how can she be a “recovering alcoholic”? I thought you were only recovering if you stopped.

    Unless you mean she is recovering her alcoholic status?

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  25. Ch33bz | November 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    that’s my girl.

    go Linds go!

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  26. Tom K | November 25, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    I love it! Welcome back you red head whore!!!

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  27. P | November 25, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    why is it that a guy in the slims will get busted and sent to jail for possesion, but these kind of people can just walk away freely.
    Disgusting World!

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  28. JuliaJolie | November 25, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    How is this a coke deal? I don’t see anything in that picture. Maybe I’m just naive…

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  29. Ryan the Canadian | November 25, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    I love how she is demonized for doing what most people her age do. It makes no sense. She is an actress in Los Angeles that gets drunk, does coke and makes out with her lover……about as fascinating as watching paint dry. Brittany at her lowest made for decent fodder. Can’t someone else have a breakdown?? Maybe some other vapid woman that nobody knows will make a sex tape in the next day or so and there will be some superficial content worthy of everyone’s posts…….

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  30. Plastic Sturgeon | November 25, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    She never stopped boozing or doing coke. She just became (for a while) more discreet.

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  31. Max Planck | November 25, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Flush twice.

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  32. Lucy | November 25, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    I’m presuming she’s been drinking all along, only now she doesn’t care who knows…that’s the progression of alcoholism!

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  33. fanfare | November 25, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    i’m sorry but this totally made my day. officially: i’m deeply saddened to see any addict failing. unofficially: thanks for making me smile superficial :) It’s only funny b/c she isn’t a total wreck here, otherwise I’d actually feel sorry for the poor (rich) girl.

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  34. jaime | November 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    i think the bad girl of the day thing should definitely go to boobs lohan, more than philton.

    pd. giorgios, argentino?

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  35. Lucifer | November 25, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.

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  36. Confused | November 25, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    OMG YOU GUYS! I live in Washington DC

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  37. boli | November 25, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    it’s against the law to smoke indoors in dc.

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  38. jaime | November 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    in the fourth picture she’s probably texting “god, i need some fucking dick man, this dyke is killing me!”

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  39. Danklin24 | November 25, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Unless that was a joke about Coke the drink im confused cause i dont see a coke deal going on.

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  40. ummm...yeah | November 25, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Ryan, you being Canadian says it all…STFU, dickwad…
    Anyway…Open your mouth lins…time for some cock!…not coke.

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  41. Lindsay | November 25, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    Why the hell is she mixing her own drinks? She has no chance…VH1 Celeb Rehab, here she comes!

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  42. Balls McCoy | November 25, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    picture 8: “hey Lindsey, it’s snowing in the back room…”

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  43. Rough Daddy | November 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    The girl looks (nice set) good in the introductory pic, no wonder sam is like a hound around her!

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  44. Allen's Woody | November 25, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    I wonder if this will ruin her chances at an Oscar?

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  45. OnlyGayEskimo | November 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    Oh good, I like Lindsey Lohan gossip, even though it makes me feel dirty – as in, I need to take a shower after I read.

    Its been so boring with Britney and LiLo staying out of the public eye – Lindsey might be a coked out alkie, but at least she is a lesbian which is ALWAYS fun. Britney is just a whore – no fun in that.

    WELCOME BACK LINDSEY!

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  46. Mix | November 25, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    This is SO STUPID. Show me a screencap WHERE SHE IS ACTUALLY DRINKING. That’s right, YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!!

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  47. OscarTheGrouch | November 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    This explains her weight loss. I knew she wasn’t doing it naturally. She’s a sleeze.

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  48. geyt | November 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Look at the third picture it looks like a transcation is going down between Samantha and the guy. Drugs?

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  49. Nathiest | November 25, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    thats super cute

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  50. simplicity | November 25, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    she looks too busy texting to be making out with any of them, including the dude behind her.

    who gives a fk anymore about this chick? let her be drunk and gay and whatever else… seriously… she’s had her 15 mins… move on.

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