Wanna know Samantha Ronson’s secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:
A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”
Once out in the lobby the two kissed and made up. And by made up I mean it was Lindsay’s turn to open a can:
Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”
I included pics of Lindsay looking all forlorn outside the club in her car. Never before have I seen a woman so desperately miss the penis. Hang in there, champ. Your career’ll be dead before you know it, and then you can have wang until the cows come home. Don’t stop believing!
UPDATE: Page Six reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. Apparently, this shit happens a lot which would be hot if Samantha Ronson didn’t look like a coked-out Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. I went there.
Foo | November 21, 2008 at 12:07 pm
And that’s why the lady is a tramp
ale | November 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm
FIRST =)
ale | November 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm
FIRST =)
Particle)Man | November 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm
In the 5th picture, you can tell she totally misses the dong. FROUTH!
pete | November 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm
An injection of vitamin P will fix her right up. This seems pretty bad, though, so it might have to be a suppository.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | November 21, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I’d love to know how this chick makes any money.
b | November 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm
OMG< WHO CARES! I want some heidi montag in a bikini!!!
Carson | November 21, 2008 at 12:17 pm
What a waste of space, who is her dike partner anyway…garbage
Kiss My Ass Elmo | November 21, 2008 at 12:18 pm
This sucks. I was hoping for a detailed description of hair, teeth and eyes being strewn across the floor, and bleed out soaked gurneys. Let me know when they have a real fight.
Jimbo | November 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm
@7 you are sick..
Andrio | November 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm
You’d have to wear 10 condoms, but still, the guy who fucks her now is going to get the ride of a lifetime, right up until Ol’ Anus-Eyes Ronson bursts into the room.
dork | November 21, 2008 at 12:33 pm
What is ‘blue murder’? Is that one level above ‘green murder’ and just below ‘magenta murder’? It must be a lesbian thing…
Max Planck | November 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Smokers suck.
Rough Daddy | November 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Last 3 pics is Lindsay in confused mode=so vulnarable =so sexy
havoc | November 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm
She misses the cawk….
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publicist | November 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Publicity stunt. They are just media whores. Lindsay’s not a very good actor. If I got bitch slapped, I’d be outta there.
veggi | November 21, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend’s gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I’m already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air.
acidbrat | November 21, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Actually, Ronson looks more like a MORE coked-up Robert Pattinson.
Evil Cat | November 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I’m with 16. Staged for the media by two attention whores.
flabergast | November 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm
sounds like Lohan is getting the old urge to have a real stiff dick in her rather than a strap on or Rohan’s frighteningly large penis like clit
Rough Daddy | November 21, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Wait a minute! this cant be the real veggi! shes not into brown star poking,,,or is she!!!! hmm makes you wonder.
diddleysquat | November 21, 2008 at 1:11 pm
these evil bitches deserve everything that’s coming to them
Jimbo | November 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm
RD it is the Veggi troll.
Rough Daddy | November 21, 2008 at 1:17 pm
lol i know jimbo,,,get a sense of humor..
fearsarewishes | November 21, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Andersonville is the Girls of Sappho capital of the Midwest and on any given night you will see these “ladies” brawling in the street just after the bars close.
Not hot.
Thank you.
Kaboom! | November 21, 2008 at 1:50 pm
C’mon….what else is new? You guys know the old joke….what’s the two things all lesbians bring on their first date? Brass knuckles and their suitcases.
jerry | November 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
linsday what happened to you girl,you need to put your ass to work,so pretty and so dumb.
crowbarsamurai | November 21, 2008 at 2:06 pm
in pic six it looks like she’s trying to hide a smile
bnihi | November 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
LIMERICK_MAN_RULES | November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Lindsay Lohan
There once lived an actress named Lindsay
Who challenged reports done by Kinsey
She was loose like a man
And like the glands of her fans
Her career became flaccid and flimsy
maia | November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
maia | November 21, 2008 at 2:38 pm
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
maia | November 21, 2008 at 2:38 pm
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
Rough Daddy | November 21, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend’s gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I’m already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air.
Pathetic Worm | November 21, 2008 at 2:45 pm
samantha ronson refuses to suck anything that’s longer than a half inch.
Rough daddy's gay lover | November 21, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend’s gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I’m already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air
Rough Daddy | November 21, 2008 at 3:19 pm
34 & 36 thank you for your support!
Matthew | November 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
#14 hohan’s confoused look = her dude mug shot photo
rlene | November 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
ALL NOT TRUE
CUZ THERE ARE NO REAL VIDEO’S ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE THE INCIDENT HAPPEN.
MEDIA MAKE UP THINGS ALL THE TIME !!
OH YEAH! CALUM PICTURE IS OLD ITS NOT TAKEN FROM THE CLUB LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA WERE AT. FYI
rlene | November 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
ALL NOT TRUE
CUZ THERE ARE NO REAL VIDEO’S ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE THE INCIDENT HAPPEN.
MEDIA MAKE UP THINGS ALL THE TIME !!
OH YEAH! CALUM PICTURE IS OLD ITS NOT TAKEN FROM THE CLUB LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA WERE AT. FYI
dood... | November 21, 2008 at 5:20 pm
who fucking cares? i’m sick of lindsay already. post some britney.
zuzuspetals | November 21, 2008 at 7:27 pm
They both seem really nice.
lisa | November 21, 2008 at 8:38 pm
If Lindsay is gay at least find a good looking girlfriend! samantha ronson looks like my foot. {click on my name}
bootlips | November 21, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Typical Obama supporter.
Sheva | November 21, 2008 at 9:03 pm
More stupid Lez – drama.
Charles | November 22, 2008 at 12:52 am
Wow i didnt know lezzies fought
rosemary | November 22, 2008 at 3:37 am
nothing against lesbos but the thought of lindsay and samantha getting down on the dance floor is disgusting
pizzle | November 22, 2008 at 7:43 am
If there is a God, this relationship will end in a murder suicide
pizzle | November 22, 2008 at 8:02 am
Look at Linz trying to hide a smirk in pic #6. She’s looking like “are they looking? are they getting this?” She’s totally getting the cock on the side and this whole lesbian issue is a publicity stunt. if I were a lesbian I would be so pissed at her for being such a poser bitch. at least the warts on her vulva match her freckles.
el ces | November 22, 2008 at 12:02 pm
*LOL*
….but seriously this is getting old.
Didn’t she accuse Paris Hilton of beating and molesting her a year ago? And Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy after that? And P Diddy’s bodyguards after that?
….mmm…