Wanna know Samantha Ronson’s secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according to The Sun:
A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum. They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic. The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”
Once out in the lobby the two kissed and made up. And by made up I mean it was Lindsay’s turn to open a can:
Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done. She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”
I included pics of Lindsay looking all forlorn outside the club in her car. Never before have I seen a woman so desperately miss the penis. Hang in there, champ. Your career’ll be dead before you know it, and then you can have wang until the cows come home. Don’t stop believing!
UPDATE: Page Six reports Lindsay and Sam are now seeing a couples counselor because of the fight. Apparently, this shit happens a lot which would be hot if Samantha Ronson didn’t look like a coked-out Squiggy from Laverne & Shirley. I went there.
And that’s why the lady is a tramp
FIRST =)
FIRST =)
In the 5th picture, you can tell she totally misses the dong. FROUTH!
An injection of vitamin P will fix her right up. This seems pretty bad, though, so it might have to be a suppository.
I’d love to know how this chick makes any money.
OMG< WHO CARES! I want some heidi montag in a bikini!!!
What a waste of space, who is her dike partner anyway…garbage
This sucks. I was hoping for a detailed description of hair, teeth and eyes being strewn across the floor, and bleed out soaked gurneys. Let me know when they have a real fight.
@7 you are sick..
You’d have to wear 10 condoms, but still, the guy who fucks her now is going to get the ride of a lifetime, right up until Ol’ Anus-Eyes Ronson bursts into the room.
What is ‘blue murder’? Is that one level above ‘green murder’ and just below ‘magenta murder’? It must be a lesbian thing…
Smokers suck.
Last 3 pics is Lindsay in confused mode=so vulnarable =so sexy
She misses the cawk….
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Publicity stunt. They are just media whores. Lindsay’s not a very good actor. If I got bitch slapped, I’d be outta there.
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend’s gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I’m already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air.
Actually, Ronson looks more like a MORE coked-up Robert Pattinson.
I’m with 16. Staged for the media by two attention whores.
sounds like Lohan is getting the old urge to have a real stiff dick in her rather than a strap on or Rohan’s frighteningly large penis like clit
Wait a minute! this cant be the real veggi! shes not into brown star poking,,,or is she!!!! hmm makes you wonder.
these evil bitches deserve everything that’s coming to them
RD it is the Veggi troll.
lol i know jimbo,,,get a sense of humor..
Andersonville is the Girls of Sappho capital of the Midwest and on any given night you will see these “ladies” brawling in the street just after the bars close.
Not hot.
Thank you.
C’mon….what else is new? You guys know the old joke….what’s the two things all lesbians bring on their first date? Brass knuckles and their suitcases.
linsday what happened to you girl,you need to put your ass to work,so pretty and so dumb.
in pic six it looks like she’s trying to hide a smile
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
Lindsay Lohan
There once lived an actress named Lindsay
Who challenged reports done by Kinsey
She was loose like a man
And like the glands of her fans
Her career became flaccid and flimsy
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
one thing i want to point out is taht samantha ronson is holding a cigarette in almost every picutre but it is NEVER lit! wtf?
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend’s gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I’m already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air.
samantha ronson refuses to suck anything that’s longer than a half inch.
I have no idea how she held out this long. When my boyfriend’s gone for more than a few days, when he gets back the door is open and I’m already in bed naked with my lubed ass up in the air
34 & 36 thank you for your support!
#14 hohan’s confoused look = her dude mug shot photo
ALL NOT TRUE
CUZ THERE ARE NO REAL VIDEO’S ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE THE INCIDENT HAPPEN.
MEDIA MAKE UP THINGS ALL THE TIME !!
OH YEAH! CALUM PICTURE IS OLD ITS NOT TAKEN FROM THE CLUB LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA WERE AT. FYI
ALL NOT TRUE
CUZ THERE ARE NO REAL VIDEO’S ARE PICTURES THAT PROVE THE INCIDENT HAPPEN.
MEDIA MAKE UP THINGS ALL THE TIME !!
OH YEAH! CALUM PICTURE IS OLD ITS NOT TAKEN FROM THE CLUB LINDSAY AND SAMANTHA WERE AT. FYI
who fucking cares? i’m sick of lindsay already. post some britney.
They both seem really nice.
If Lindsay is gay at least find a good looking girlfriend! samantha ronson looks like my foot. {click on my name}
Typical Obama supporter.
More stupid Lez – drama.
Wow i didnt know lezzies fought
nothing against lesbos but the thought of lindsay and samantha getting down on the dance floor is disgusting
If there is a God, this relationship will end in a murder suicide
Look at Linz trying to hide a smirk in pic #6. She’s looking like “are they looking? are they getting this?” She’s totally getting the cock on the side and this whole lesbian issue is a publicity stunt. if I were a lesbian I would be so pissed at her for being such a poser bitch. at least the warts on her vulva match her freckles.
*LOL*
….but seriously this is getting old.
Didn’t she accuse Paris Hilton of beating and molesting her a year ago? And Michelle Trachtenberg from Buffy after that? And P Diddy’s bodyguards after that?
….mmm…