Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are adorable

November 14th, 2008 // 46 Comments

How many lesbians does it take to get the coke out of your nose?

The world may never know…

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. lohan lover

    PICKED it first!

  2. YEY!

    I’m first bitches!

  3. YEY!

    well I was first :( neways…the couple that picks together sticks together!

  4. kat

    YEY! -

    your so fucking retarded. get a life

  5. lulu

    kat, don’t call anybody retarded when you can’t even use the right “your”.

    your – as in…”hey sam, this is your coke, right?”
    you’re – as in…you are. “you are so fucking retarded”

  6. lulu

    kat, don’t call anybody retarded when you can’t even use the right “your”.

    your – as in…”hey sam, this is your coke, right?”
    you’re – as in…you are. “you are so fucking retarded”

  7. NY Ted

    Hmmm…just making an educated guess…I’d say it is Ronson who wears the big black 8 inch strap-on dildo and does the driving from behind…???

  8. Might not be coke. Maybe it’s dried vaginal secretions. Or dingleberry residue.

  9. PostmortemG

    Vile.

  10. Randal

    What a great shot of Lindsay and Samantha fooling those taking the pictures. It’s their fun outlook on life that really make these two adorable.

    May your happiness continue to grow as the two of you become closer.

    Randal

  11. AndresV

    lulu (# 5 and 6) while I commend YOUR grammar skills YOU’RE retarded for double posting….hit the fucking “post your comment” link once!

  12. Dr. Turd Ferguson

    I would like to bang the ever living hell out of her…

    Samantha I mean.

  13. Andrea

    They’re doing lots more drugs because Lindsay is getting desperate for cock and Ronson is desperately trying to keep Lindsay entertained. We’ll be at full-psycho mode in a little while. This will be entertaining.

  14. Yep there it is,,,shes starting to transform,,,getting that jodie foster,,,hard in the face look…wait till she cut those locks…

  15. 26. Jimbo – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

    27. Randal – November 11, 2008 9:54 PM

    I’m out. It was a slendid moment I will not soon forget. I with myself, Barry White in the background, a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon with the scent of fresh roses in the foreground. My sperm delicately danced into a soft and absorbent 2-ply facial tissue. I was gentle and it was my one moment in time.

    XOXO,
    Randal

  16. Rant

    Lindsay should be crowdin Kathy Griffin on the D-List.

  17. Rant

    Lindsay should be crowding Kathy Griffin on the D-List.

  18. Dan

    Fix your fucking rss images.

  19. ohsey

    why is lindsay so fucking ugly?? shes like a deformed human cheetah thing.

  20. KD

    That might be the funniest story this site has ever written!
    How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Two, but the trouble is getting them in there…

  21. Mike Hawk

    she looks hot on blow..not too hot, but hot enough

  22. dew

    @ #11-Randal:

    While normally I’d agree with you, this site is notorious for sloppy programming. Numerous double-posts are extremely common here, as well as a broken RSS/XML feed.

    So it could be lulu’s mistake, but who really knows when this site doesn’t work correctly in the first place.

  23. Doggy Style

    I just LUIS!!!!!:
    Laugh
    Until
    I
    Shitted

  24. So many fingering jokes, so little time

  25. Chaos

    hahaha, this is funny. this thread is all about WIN!!! that pic is classic!

  26. fucking_cute

    who gives it’s just blow?

  27. fucking_cute

    who gives it’s just blow?

  28. Sauron

    I’ll bet their fingers must be well trained by now to poke around in any hole.

  29. Sauron

    Somebody gotta make the nasty jokes.*Evil Grin*

  30. Oh no linds

    She is starting to look like Carmen Electra. Post-Dennis Rodman. Like #14 said, hard. Ukrainian prostitute hard. You can almost smell wet animal-print seat covers and cheap perfume and cigs through these pictures. That feeling of someone who will continue to search for sexual pleasure even amidst the ruins of civilization and the fall of proper sanitation.

  31. Danklin24

    Call me crazy, but this is the HOTTEST lindsay has looked in a looong time. She looks fucking on hot as hell here.

  32. Sauron

    They probably smelling something fishy.EEEwwww!

  33. Random DeFristler

    frist wasn’t first, ha ha, hah ha ha

  34. IWONKY

    this is the first time she ever looked good to me so I must be really, really fucking drunk because I’d like the bang the living queer of her then put it back again and gbang it out again

  35. IWONKY

    bang the living queer OUT of her then put it back again and gbang it out again

  36. IWONKY

    gbang is a typo i do not want to gangbang Lilo that is fucking gross

  37. Jenn

    coke bloat!!!

  38. I like Samantha Ronson’s watch, Rolex Sub is a classic.

  39. They studdied to do this similairly?

  40. How Many?

    How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Two, one to actually screw in the lightbulb, and another one to suck my cock, while I supervise.

  41. Matthew

    @16-17 first click post your comment once,and your right miss hohan belongs on the d-list actully she belong in the z-level list along with her parting mom and her no talented sister.

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  43. Hi

    You can clearly see some coke up Lindsay’s nostril. And no, it’s not a reflection or whatever the publicists like to come up with b/c I used to do coke and sometimes I’d have the same thing.

  44. damnstraight

    Cocaine is fun, and Lindsay is hot. Blow and LL go together like peanut butter and jelly.

    I’d do lines off Lindsay’s tits and bang her til next thursday. My coked-numbed penis would forever tame the lesbian within the Fireycrotched One.

  45. YEP, if you love the smell and the look of a DUSTBIN!!

  46. you love the smell and the look of a DUSTBIN!!

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