Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson in bikinis

September 30th, 2008 // 91 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n’ slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn’t run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming?

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  1. jt

    when will we see them naked, thatd be fine byy me

  2. blowme

    Between these two is a powerful vibrator.

  3. @46 Use your imagination. :)

  4. That works:))

  5. supersex

    they are both fugly

  6. THE RICHEST

    I heard these are undercover police posing as lesbians and they are in Mexico investigating the site of the nuclear bombing that occurred there a few years ago (that a male homosexual from England led). Either that or I am having a nightmare.

  7. PunkA

    If I had to choose between Sam Ronson and Cloris Leachman who I had to bang to live, I’d pick Cloris. I mean, her shit will be tight after all of this dancing and SamRo looks like exercise is a foreign concept to her, and Cloris doesn’t have Lilo jumping off of her crotch.

    Hell, I’d hit the Crypt Keeper before I’d wanna make it with Ronson. She is just that ugly and untalented.

  8. Yomama

    John McCain has been tappin’ Ronson’s ass proper.

  9. Cliff Notes : Yeah #22, #11 ‘s a troll – Ted’s funny.
    These two gals look about the same size – but I’m betting Ronson’s lighter.

    Little play on words there…lighters….get it ?

    Binky : I think even those Chinese guys are funnier than you Cliff

  10. Arjana

    Not that I care much for either one of them, but it’s obvious that you men cant face it that two women can satisfy each other. ~It’s actually rather funny, that you think only a man can please a woman, and by the way redheads are hot,and I would let Sam go down on me any day

  11. havoc

    Its good vampires can get a little beach time.

    Maybe their filming Dawn of the Dead IV: Beach Patrol.

    .

  12. CM

    Wow, Sam is really not that bad, and she has some nice titties on her.

    They look great except for the fact that the tattoo god must really hate them both because he spit tattoos on them in the strangest places, and they look all helter skelter like he didn’t give a rats ass as to the placement of such beautiful artwork.

  13. Hmmm....

    Pink is a color choice I wouldn’t have expected for Samantha Ronson’s bikini

  14. private

    So it’s not a guy under all the baggy clothes. So Lohan is actually lesbian?

  15. wtafuc

    Oranja, two women can’t satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.

  16. wtafuc

    Oranja, two women can’t satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.

  17. The Kilted Yaksman

    #65 just says that because he’s such a needle dick that he’s never been able to satisfy a woman with anything other than a dildo or butt plug.

  18. jmjsd

    She looks odd in a bikini! Butch Lesbians should stick to board shorts!

  19. I honestly never saw her this happy before.

  20. Googolygoo

    I think S. Ronson could be hot, but she has the posture of a yeti. Get her a spinal brace, stat!

  21. robert

    sam doesnt have a penis? *boggle*

  22. J@cko

    #70

    The Dude abides.

  23. Jane

    Sam isn’t attractive, but at least she’s not making herself look ugly here. She normally tries so hard to be unattractive!

  24. DZK

    Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.

  25. DZK

    Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.

  26. DZK

    Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.

  27. DZK

    Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.

  28. DZK

    Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.

  29. kingnoony

    dear god, my eyes!

  30. JaidenPaidin

    Wouldn’t touch the wanna-be-boy if she was the last thing on earth.

  31. unableunwilling

    Weird.

  32. db

    Sammy looks like she took a big healthy dump in that bikini bottom– SKANK

  33. I think we just can’t take much more SHAMS, folks!!

  34. Vitriol

    I fucked Sam in the asshole. She turned my dick orange!!! WTF?

  35. Babette

    See, I’ve been telling you people. She ALWAYS puts on orange self-tanner when going out in a bikini because she’s scared people will see the boob job scars under her breasts near her chest area. I’ve seen them up close and they are clear as day. Keep coming on sites and posting that ur boobs are real, though ;)

  36. Geoff

    Next to the ocean no one can smell their mututally assured tuna breath.

  37. Geoff

    Next to the ocean no one can smell their mutually assured tuna breath.

  38. Mistik

    I don’t give a shit if she’s lesbian.. But can she walk normal?? WTF

  39. IKE

    This HAS to be a joke. Seriously, the whole “relationship” thing must be a publicity stunt or something. If Ronson were a guy, there’s no way Lohan would date someone that obviously ugly. No way.
    In the third picture, Ronson looks like she could be Lohan’s retarded telling on some mean kids that kicked sand on her.
    This whole relationship is a farce. HAS TO BE.

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  41. LanguorousLass

    Sheesh, what a bunch of moronic haters.

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