Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n’ slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn’t run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming?
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when will we see them naked, thatd be fine byy me
Between these two is a powerful vibrator.
@46 Use your imagination. :)
That works:))
they are both fugly
I heard these are undercover police posing as lesbians and they are in Mexico investigating the site of the nuclear bombing that occurred there a few years ago (that a male homosexual from England led). Either that or I am having a nightmare.
If I had to choose between Sam Ronson and Cloris Leachman who I had to bang to live, I’d pick Cloris. I mean, her shit will be tight after all of this dancing and SamRo looks like exercise is a foreign concept to her, and Cloris doesn’t have Lilo jumping off of her crotch.
Hell, I’d hit the Crypt Keeper before I’d wanna make it with Ronson. She is just that ugly and untalented.
John McCain has been tappin’ Ronson’s ass proper.
Cliff Notes : Yeah #22, #11 ‘s a troll – Ted’s funny.
These two gals look about the same size – but I’m betting Ronson’s lighter.
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Little play on words there…lighters….get it ?
Binky : I think even those Chinese guys are funnier than you Cliff
Not that I care much for either one of them, but it’s obvious that you men cant face it that two women can satisfy each other. ~It’s actually rather funny, that you think only a man can please a woman, and by the way redheads are hot,and I would let Sam go down on me any day
Its good vampires can get a little beach time.
Maybe their filming Dawn of the Dead IV: Beach Patrol.
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Wow, Sam is really not that bad, and she has some nice titties on her.
They look great except for the fact that the tattoo god must really hate them both because he spit tattoos on them in the strangest places, and they look all helter skelter like he didn’t give a rats ass as to the placement of such beautiful artwork.
Pink is a color choice I wouldn’t have expected for Samantha Ronson’s bikini
So it’s not a guy under all the baggy clothes. So Lohan is actually lesbian?
Oranja, two women can’t satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.
Oranja, two women can’t satisfy each other without dildos and butt plugs. its a sickness, genetic or emotional. Fortunately what we have here is a skinny yet sloppy man and and a woman with the skin or discarded dried up orange peels. So of course they can satisfy each other.
#65 just says that because he’s such a needle dick that he’s never been able to satisfy a woman with anything other than a dildo or butt plug.
She looks odd in a bikini! Butch Lesbians should stick to board shorts!
I honestly never saw her this happy before.
I think S. Ronson could be hot, but she has the posture of a yeti. Get her a spinal brace, stat!
sam doesnt have a penis? *boggle*
#70
The Dude abides.
Sam isn’t attractive, but at least she’s not making herself look ugly here. She normally tries so hard to be unattractive!
Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.
Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.
Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.
Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.
Sam is adorable and you’re all wack.
dear god, my eyes!
Wouldn’t touch the wanna-be-boy if she was the last thing on earth.
Weird.
Sammy looks like she took a big healthy dump in that bikini bottom– SKANK
I think we just can’t take much more SHAMS, folks!!
I fucked Sam in the asshole. She turned my dick orange!!! WTF?
See, I’ve been telling you people. She ALWAYS puts on orange self-tanner when going out in a bikini because she’s scared people will see the boob job scars under her breasts near her chest area. I’ve seen them up close and they are clear as day. Keep coming on sites and posting that ur boobs are real, though ;)
Next to the ocean no one can smell their mututally assured tuna breath.
Next to the ocean no one can smell their mutually assured tuna breath.
I don’t give a shit if she’s lesbian.. But can she walk normal?? WTF
This HAS to be a joke. Seriously, the whole “relationship” thing must be a publicity stunt or something. If Ronson were a guy, there’s no way Lohan would date someone that obviously ugly. No way.
In the third picture, Ronson looks like she could be Lohan’s retarded telling on some mean kids that kicked sand on her.
This whole relationship is a farce. HAS TO BE.
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Sheesh, what a bunch of moronic haters.