Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson slip n’ slided down to Mexico yesterday, and I gotta tell you, I am shocked by these photos. Mostly because, after seeing Sam in a bikini, my penis didn’t run off screaming into a wood chipper. Jesus. Who saw that coming?
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Partygirl | September 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm
She’s Fuc$ing UGLY
Jenna | September 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm
first!
Carpet Consumer | September 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Munch munch munch
partygirl | September 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm
oh and FIRSTTTTTTTT
toolboy | September 30, 2008 at 2:39 pm
That chick’s forehead is inadvertently signaling planes overhead…..
Edgar Howards | September 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Well, we can see who wears the pants in this relationship.
kyasmami | September 30, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Damn!
SamRo got her tuck game proper!!
…are y’all really doin the “first” shit up in here??
kyasmami | September 30, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Damn!
SamRo got her tuck game proper!!
…are y’all really doin the “first” shit up in here??
New favorite sport! | September 30, 2008 at 2:43 pm
You two are awesome! A hateful slut and an utter life failure who can’t even First! correctly.
It’s like a parade of sad internet cliches, whee!
My new favorite sport is finding these like standouts like I’m on safari among the mentally challenged!
New favorite sport! | September 30, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Man and a third contender, the double-poster! This is a great day!
Ted from LA | September 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm
@9 – WTF are you babbling about retard? Youre trying to make fun of someone and making no sense only makes you the idiot. You sound like binky and cliff notes…derrrrrrrr
Ill bet their underwear from the trip there is smelling ripe about now.
2 day old clitty litter anyone?
hitler | September 30, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Why’s that guy wearing a bikini?
Rough Daddy | September 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm
The concept of gender bending is to repelled the opposite sex,,,boy did she succeed….How does Lindsay go down on this Broad..
HorribleJudgment | September 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm
So Lindsay Lohan, whose face is as leathery and weathered as ever is at the beach with a guy in a bikini. And dear God, that is one fugly guy! He’s all FAT and pouchy and repulsive! UGH! And his FACE! Those sunken eyes! Those spit-caked sausage lips! That corpse shaped head! Geezus, I can’t look anymore!
God | September 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm
For Fuck’s Sake.
Lindsay come to papa.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Did anyone else see the naughty, naughty thing in pic #4? Yea, that’s what I’m talkin’ about baby!! Ride it hard!
Greasy Weezel | September 30, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Dude looks surprisingly OK in a bikini. And Lindsay is smokin’ hot!
ph7 | September 30, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Sam looks better in a bikini than she does in street clothes.
mamadough | September 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
i love the rainbow on ronson’s ass in pic #3, like the dyke hair cut didn’t give it away all ready.
Slut | September 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Looks like Lindsay is at the beach digging for clams……
Vince for Shamwow! | September 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Did ya get that camera guy?
@9- wow, are you really chris angel mad because your show flopped and have had all your women taken by me…Vince from Shamwow?
Julie East | September 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Number 11,
I’ve read Ted from LA, I’ve laughed at comments posted by Ted from LA, and you sir, are no Ted from LA.
squirt | September 30, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I laughed at Ted from LA’s “WTF are you babbling about retard?” comment…then again I ALWAYS laugh when someone calls someone else a retard. Thanks Ted.
squirt | September 30, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I mean…really. Have you ever seen a retard?
John McCain | September 30, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Were these shots taken on the Isle of Lesbos?
ubee0173 | September 30, 2008 at 3:15 pm
so… does this mean that sam person…isnt a dude..? ’cause ive never seen a tranny with limbs so noodley before… and the noodle thighs dont rub together so you can clearly see there is no tucking. well, i’ll be damned…
squirt | September 30, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Horrible Judgment, you make me laugh my ass off.
Grunion | September 30, 2008 at 3:20 pm
So which one has the cock again?
SevanSins | September 30, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I had no idea Powder 2 was even filming.
Austin Powers | September 30, 2008 at 3:24 pm
She’s a MAN Ba-by, yeah haa…..
penis envier | September 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Something is wrong with your penis, then.
LoLa | September 30, 2008 at 3:31 pm
GROSS…. That’s just disturbing and I can’t even find words to explain my disgust and amazement at the same time
Book | September 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
awww, thats cute y’all hatin because its trendy. makes me wish i didnt have a brain either, so i could join in on the fun!
Sam’s got a rockin bod. Simple as that. Its scary to think so, but damn.
Erica Lew. | September 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Sam actually has more fat than Lindsay. I though Sam was the anorexic one..
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | September 30, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Okay….I’m really not seeing the naughty, naughty thing in picture #4. But then again it’s been a long day….
Clive | September 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Can you believe Lindsay is attracted to this ugly girl? She has no ass! It reminds me of that movie about two English girls who fall in love, with Emily Blunt, the ugly one will get shafted. Lindsay will fall for a guy and leave this ugly duckling, and break her heart. Prepare yourself SaMANtha!
Obama will lose to Palin | September 30, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Whatever with the whole lesbo thing. Lindsay is hot and Sam is OK from the neck down.
Onto more important issues…Who the hell would want to go to mexico? What a 3rd world shit hole that place is. I felt safer in Iraq than I did in mexico last time I was there. And that was over 10 years ago.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | September 30, 2008 at 3:41 pm
@ You’ve quite obviously joined the fun.
P.S. Most people with brains use punctuation marks. (Just so you know)
Ted Mosby | September 30, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Sam is motoboating as we speak.
Pistol Pete | September 30, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Anyone else surprised that Sam is even wearing a bikini? I figured she’d be in some board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.
LawnGnome | September 30, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Hard to believe, but Lohan looks quite tanned next to that chick, and usually she is pale. I just have a hard time believing she is a true lesbian. She has such a healthy obsession for the penis not so long ago. This just seems like a phase…
steve | September 30, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Come on, give Sam some credit. She has given Lindsay a lot of happiness. Or, should I say, a lot of ha’ penis.
Bunnie | September 30, 2008 at 4:16 pm
EW. there are no words.
Pat | September 30, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Samantha has Sarah Palin’s butt.
not first! | September 30, 2008 at 4:22 pm
SamRo is so HOT!!!
Jimbo | September 30, 2008 at 4:29 pm
@38 Why does your husband call you squirt??
malicious | September 30, 2008 at 4:38 pm
she does seem to be happy, looks like they are playing spot the pap, she hasn’t done a decent movie in yonks and still the paps are all over her ass.
Jamie's Uterus | September 30, 2008 at 4:39 pm
I wonder if Lindsay eats Sam’s man pussy? Or is she one of those fake lesbians, that lets Sam do all the work to her fiery red love taco, but she never reciprocates and returns the favor to Sam the man? Hmmmm….theories, thoughts?
I’ve known many straight women, that went lesbo for a while, but never really ate pussy, they just would lay there, and let the real lesbo do the work. It’s all very confusing.
I just want some clarity today!
Binocs | September 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I am mostly amused that they appear to be ogling the paparazzi back through binoculars. Funny.
blowme | September 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Between these two is a powerful vibrator.