Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson blog attack Michael Lohan

August 28th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both took to their celebrity blogs after Michael Lohan publicly called Samantha a “drug” for Lindsay and claimed she would out Lindsay in a tell-all book. Lindsay became so incensed she churned out the following hyphen-laden diatribe on MySpace:

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.
Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.

Again, Lindsay calls her mother Dina wonderful. The woman who’s clearly walking behind her thinking “Cha-ching! Also, I need gin NOW.”

Samantha Ronson’s MySpace entry:

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan?

Photos: Splash News

  1. Hollie


  2. Hollie


  3. veggi

    …and all of your cunts stink more foully than these two.

  4. Matthew

    ok hohan who your kidding your not a lesiban you just want to revie your “career” with your partying mom who is by the ay thinking a another party she wants to go to so your so called “career” is over!

  5. well

    lindsay looks fresh here, more like her age than usual. Her hair color looks natural and she doesn’t look overdone.

  6. rough daddy

    I think all parties involved are fucked up subconciously, just to be famous!

  7. Sammy

    Pot calling the kettle black?

    Lindsey tells father to stop talking about her through the media. How does Lindsey tell her father this? By talking through the media.

  8. syn

    Just – Don’t – Care.

  9. kRWLnG

    I thought at one point lindsay hated her mom, no?

  10. large

    I don’t understand the obsession with retardation. I do understand wanting to bust dem’ guts. Less asinine shit and more T & A.

  11. drew

    It looks like both blogs were written by the same person. What are the chances both Lohan and Ronson over-use hyphens identically… Looks fishy.

  12. caitie


  13. WTF

    The party’s over. Somebody tell Dina to turn out the lights

  14. yuck

    these people are all idiots.

  15. Holyfuck

    Holyfuck, what moron. Did this chick have home schooling or something? Was her mother the “teacher”?

  16. star_bury

    At least she didn’t tell us to “be adequite” this time….

  17. Darius

    You go, girls. That famewhore hypocrite Michael Lohan is so furious he has been cut out of Lindsay’s life (and off the gravy train) that he’s willing to spread destructive lies about his own daughter. His attack was so vicious, they needed to respond somehow. At least a MySpace blog is less sensational than doing an interview on x17…

  18. When I think about the Lina and Lindsay tag teaming on my 10-inch…


  19. this is ridiculous

    OK so Michael Lohan is a fame whore, but Lilo’s MOTHER isn’t? I’d really like to know how that’s possible.

  20. Brooke

    Uh…hey, Lindsay, don’t criticize your father for not saying shit to your face when you rebuttle on your fucking myspace page.

  21. herbiefrog

    so we have to respomh to “many” peapole

    bean pole?




    you’ll be fine

    as will you…

    not so much him#

    do we weven
    have a point ?

    which side of the bed ?

    mmmmmmmh babe

    it’s almost over ?

    so… can we leave now?
    …ready to take over ?

    stop now]

    [what ?]

  22. Taxeira

    Not sure that was a good idea, airing the family linens in public. However, I do think Dina has been misunderstood. She’s a good mom and Lindsay thinks so too….which is all that matters.

  23. Danklin24

    Ya know, other than the fact that she called Dina Lohan wonderful(lets not forget she almost got your younger sister involved in porn), Lindsay really does sound like a pretty smart person. I think she pretty much owned that assbag father of hers. I want to see what Sam wrote about Assface Lohan.

  24. Bob

    I know that it’s become a bit of a knee-jerk reaction to automatically mock LL (God knows I do it oftne enough), but in this case I think she responded pretty well. A father shouldn’t be using his daughter like that, no matter what.
    I’m not going to waste time whining about her punctuation or grammar – those things aren’t exactly a main priority in anyone’s blog.

  25. sla

    I’m sorry, but I can’t even get myself to read the whole thing. Someone should teach Linsday the difference between a hyphen and a dash.

  26. ramona putz

    Looks like douche-bag Michael Lohan is going via the John Voight.
    Dina is Dina, enough said about that, however she is still her mother, and no matter how many her shortcomings as a parent, and there are many, I have no doubt that she really loves her kids.
    Write him off for good Lindsay, an emotional rapist never changes.

  27. Matthew

    at #24 I forgot about that parting mom dina try to have her little sister in porn WAY TO TEACH MORALS DINA! BTW she WAS mother of the year award winner!

  28. kelly

    ut oh .. she’s lookin scary-skinny again. what a shame, she’s so fuckin hot when she eats well ..

  29. Janice Jones

    The whole Lohan thing is getting ridiculous. i’m so tired of hearing about her yet I cannot take my eyes off. For gods sake,I even took this quiz about her and there was stuff I didn’t even know: It’ll never end.

  30. amber

    This shits ridiculous – Can’t you tell someone wrote both of those stupid ass blogs? My money is on the mom!

  31. woodhorse

    I know she is the female version of a glory hole but damn if she isn’t pretty. She is by far and away much prettier than her contemporaries.

  32. Rolls eyes....

    “If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life”..

    That’s about as far as I got with this self-glorifying/melodramatic-BS-trash monologue.

  33. NY Ted

    Two words!


  34. Sasha

    Fame-addiction seems to run in the family.

  35. Realist

    Lindsay’s smart enough to realize her father’s a fame-whoring douchebag but too dumb to realize her mother is too? Huh.

  36. WHY not?
    mum is lesbian too?
    ……………………………………………..MAKE AMERICA BELIEVE IT.
    (laughing is allowed.)

  37. stevie

    To whoever said the same person wrote the blogs. That is kind of ridiculous. Ronson blog is fluid an correctly spelt, its written language, as opposed to Lilo’s blog which is written the way people talk, has grammar and some spelling mistakes and doesn’t flow in the same way. The only similarity is the use of dashes/hyphens, which pretty much everyone uses nowadays/ it’s text language, dude

  38. Tyler

    What a bunch of bitchasses.

  39. Caleb

    I agree with a comment up above, bitching about your dad not saying shit to your face is retarded, considered you respond with a fucking MySpace blog.

    No one even knows who the fuck Samantha Ronson is. And she looks fucking nasty/ugly. It wouldn’t surprise me if she wasn’t using Lindsay, and I’d laugh my motherfucking ass off if she did sell-out Lindsay in this “book”.

    I applaud you Michael Lohan.
    You’re pretty fucked up, yea, but look at your ex. She’s just as fame-hungry and fucked up as you. Then you have your burnt-out daughter Lindsay, and your other no-talent spoiled bitch daughter Ali.

    It happens, I suppose.

  40. Fybread

    Fuck, this dumb bitch writes like a 10-year-old. She’s lucky she made a little money early in her career, because she would be eating out of a dumpster if she had to rely on her brains.

  41. It says something when I read an article about Lindsey Lohan and feel something close to pride.

    It says I may have been drinking too much.

  42. they really don’t know when to use hyphens for sentence breaks.

  43. herbiefrog

    so who said that ?

    lindsay was a virgin birth ?

    we nevr heard that ?

    [[very faint]]]



  44. Does she have a speech writer? Her blogs are pretty coherent.

    Michaels fame addiction…that’s quality stuff!

    Michael: “Hey, I’m a fat, lying nobody. Adore my wisdom!”

    Looks like the hyphens are supposed to simplify a stream of conciousness/rant approach, but commas, periods and indentation probably would have worked just as well.

  45. BROOKE

    I am so sick of hearing about Lilo and her coked out girlfriend. I mean seriously, if she is gonna be a lesbian can she not do better than Samantha Ronson? Samantha looks so sickly and gross and Lindsey is pretty enough. I wouldn’t go as far as to say she is beautiful, but she’s pretty. I think that this whole lesbian fling is gonna ruin what was left of her career. I know that it makes me wanna hurl when I see them together. It’s not the lesbian aspect, even though, I must admit I don’t believe in it. It’s the fact that I feel Lindsey is just pretending to be lesbian to get attention. It’s also that Sam is nasty looking, straight up gutter rat. What is the point of dating a girl that looks like guy? Why not just date a guy? To top all that off with Lindsey reportedly having dated Courtenay Semel before Ronson, well that just kind of shows that Lilo has absolutely no taste in girls what-so-ever.

  46. Whatever!!!! I can’t wait to see Michael Lohan get beat up.

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