Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

The Superficial | July 3, 2009 - 2:16 pm

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face it, has no money and the mental capacity of an eight-year-old on coke. Sure, she’s a “celebrity,” but technically so is that little kid on YouTube whose dad recorded him all gassed up from the dentist’s office. Where’s his gargoyle sugar mama?!

Photos: Fame