Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face it, has no money and the mental capacity of an eight-year-old on coke. Sure, she’s a “celebrity,” but technically so is that little kid on YouTube whose dad recorded him all gassed up from the dentist’s office. Where’s his gargoyle sugar mama?!
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ren | July 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I suppose they are eatin’ at the “Y”
Sean | July 3, 2009 at 2:55 pm
haha…a dyke joke.
…eating out.
Marketta | July 3, 2009 at 3:02 pm
It’s nice that LILO found someone rich to pay her for her acting.
Yuck | July 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I threw up in my mouth a little bit
durr | July 3, 2009 at 3:24 pm
well duh, why else would they hang out?
Sammy the Shank | July 3, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I just made myself an omelet with fried onions, cheddar cheese, picante sauce, and a bit of sour cream. I sit down in front of my laptop and start to eat it, I visit The Superficial, and see this. (See #4′s comment for further details.)
Booker T | July 3, 2009 at 3:31 pm
WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT, AND AFTER LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, WE WANT THE GOOOOOOOOOLD SUCKAAAA, HULK HOGAN – WE COMIN’ FO U NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew | July 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
HOHAN is at it again and I thought tose 2 break up?they are the femaile versions of ross and rachel!
Hilsy | July 3, 2009 at 3:46 pm
At this point, I think Sam is cuter than Lindsay.
jaime | July 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
let’s edit that title:
“Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out”… each other’s pussy.
Randal | July 3, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Hey there Lindsay, thanks once again for stopping by The FISH and sharing your personal life with us.
I think it’s great that you’re working on the love in which you and Samantha have shared over the year, which although a roller coaster of up and downs, has really shown a more personable side of you that your fans can connect with.
Randal
ha | July 3, 2009 at 4:06 pm
THE TITLE TO THIS ENTRY IS RIDICULOUS.
AND HILARIOUS.
english girl | July 3, 2009 at 4:15 pm
She looks like a charity shop scarecrow , she was more feminine when but fatter but prob likes this look
Vince Lombardi | July 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm
each other?
Stephanie | July 3, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Jesus. Cancer women(Lindsay) and the lost Pisces(Sam) who want to heal/love/save them. BTW whoever is writing the headlines today, should write them everyday!
Stephanie | July 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Fuck. Ronson is a Leo. well whatever.
Booker T | July 3, 2009 at 5:24 pm
WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT, AND AFTER LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, WE WANT THE GOOOOOOOOOLD SUCKAAAA, HULK HOGAN – WE COMIN’ FO U NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
george carver | July 3, 2009 at 6:01 pm
why is she carrying four purses?
StEvec | July 3, 2009 at 7:40 pm
even though LiLo looks sickeningly thin and haggard, magazines like Maxim and FHM will still vote her as one of the world’s sexiest women…………………………………why?
GG1000 | July 3, 2009 at 9:05 pm
The funniest thing about this piece is the idea that either of those two girls eats ANYTHING. You meant they went out, ordered salad, ate the parsley, then chugged Red Bull & vodka and huffed a pack of Marlboros each until the waiter took the food away.
Lemmy Caution | July 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Here’s the thing, early on in her career, would anyone have thought this is the way her life would play out?
You can’t make this stuff up.
captain america | July 4, 2009 at 1:55 am
WHEN I SEE THIS lilo………….
………….I FEEL SHAME FOR AMERICA, folks!!
Darth | July 4, 2009 at 8:16 am
They can’t with or without eachother.They have a manic-depressive relationship.
nate25 | July 4, 2009 at 9:15 am
Sweet Leaf makes the best iced tea. Its way too good for her to drink.
amoi | July 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I actually think Sam’s cute – in a skinny 13-year-old boy sort of way.
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Hory Larry | July 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I will eat Lindsey out anyday. You can have my 8 inch throbbing cok in your mouth too. Do you do arse to mouth?
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Big Joppy | July 6, 2009 at 7:23 am
Damn , That Samantha Ronson is one ugly man!!
neb | July 6, 2009 at 11:14 am
I just have to say it… don’t care much about Lindsay, but theres something mad sexy about Sam. I’m mostly straight, but I’d totally date her. Shes got that same sex appeal as the Shane character from the L Word, the don’t give a shit, this is me, take it or not. I’d take it.
ImKharn | July 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm
No evidence that lindsay is stupid.
Perhaps you are grouping her with people like Spears and Simpson, who have both said quite stupid things on video.
Oh and ronson probably cut her hair to be attractive to only lesbians.
el ces | July 7, 2009 at 11:40 am
Sam would look great with long hair.
Randal is SuperGay | July 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Let me guess, Lindsay was serving roast beef and saMANtha served cocktail weiners (probably cheese filed and waaaaay past the sell date).