Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

July 3rd, 2009 // 33 Comments

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face it, has no money and the mental capacity of an eight-year-old on coke. Sure, she’s a “celebrity,” but technically so is that little kid on YouTube whose dad recorded him all gassed up from the dentist’s office. Where’s his gargoyle sugar mama?!

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  1. ren

    I suppose they are eatin’ at the “Y”

  2. Sean

    haha…a dyke joke.

    …eating out.

  3. Marketta

    It’s nice that LILO found someone rich to pay her for her acting.

  4. Yuck

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit

  5. durr

    well duh, why else would they hang out?

  6. Sammy the Shank

    I just made myself an omelet with fried onions, cheddar cheese, picante sauce, and a bit of sour cream. I sit down in front of my laptop and start to eat it, I visit The Superficial, and see this. (See #4′s comment for further details.)

  7. Booker T

    WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT, AND AFTER LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, WE WANT THE GOOOOOOOOOLD SUCKAAAA, HULK HOGAN – WE COMIN’ FO U NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Matthew

    HOHAN is at it again and I thought tose 2 break up?they are the femaile versions of ross and rachel!

  9. Hilsy

    At this point, I think Sam is cuter than Lindsay.

  10. jaime

    let’s edit that title:

    “Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out”… each other’s pussy.

  11. Randal

    Hey there Lindsay, thanks once again for stopping by The FISH and sharing your personal life with us.

    I think it’s great that you’re working on the love in which you and Samantha have shared over the year, which although a roller coaster of up and downs, has really shown a more personable side of you that your fans can connect with.

    Randal

  12. ha

    THE TITLE TO THIS ENTRY IS RIDICULOUS.

    AND HILARIOUS.

  13. She looks like a charity shop scarecrow , she was more feminine when but fatter but prob likes this look

  14. Vince Lombardi

    each other?

  15. Stephanie

    Jesus. Cancer women(Lindsay) and the lost Pisces(Sam) who want to heal/love/save them. BTW whoever is writing the headlines today, should write them everyday!

  16. Stephanie

    Fuck. Ronson is a Leo. well whatever.

  17. Booker T

    WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT, AND AFTER LEX LUGER AND THE GIANT, WE WANT THE GOOOOOOOOOLD SUCKAAAA, HULK HOGAN – WE COMIN’ FO U NIGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. george carver

    why is she carrying four purses?

  19. StEvec

    even though LiLo looks sickeningly thin and haggard, magazines like Maxim and FHM will still vote her as one of the world’s sexiest women…………………………………why?

  20. GG1000

    The funniest thing about this piece is the idea that either of those two girls eats ANYTHING. You meant they went out, ordered salad, ate the parsley, then chugged Red Bull & vodka and huffed a pack of Marlboros each until the waiter took the food away.

  21. Lemmy Caution

    Here’s the thing, early on in her career, would anyone have thought this is the way her life would play out?

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  22. captain america

    WHEN I SEE THIS lilo………….
    ………….I FEEL SHAME FOR AMERICA, folks!!

  23. Darth

    They can’t with or without eachother.They have a manic-depressive relationship.

  24. nate25

    Sweet Leaf makes the best iced tea. Its way too good for her to drink.

  25. amoi

    I actually think Sam’s cute – in a skinny 13-year-old boy sort of way.

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  27. Hory Larry

    I will eat Lindsey out anyday. You can have my 8 inch throbbing cok in your mouth too. Do you do arse to mouth?

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  29. Big Joppy

    Damn , That Samantha Ronson is one ugly man!!

  30. neb

    I just have to say it… don’t care much about Lindsay, but theres something mad sexy about Sam. I’m mostly straight, but I’d totally date her. Shes got that same sex appeal as the Shane character from the L Word, the don’t give a shit, this is me, take it or not. I’d take it.

  31. ImKharn

    No evidence that lindsay is stupid.
    Perhaps you are grouping her with people like Spears and Simpson, who have both said quite stupid things on video.

    Oh and ronson probably cut her hair to be attractive to only lesbians.

  32. el ces

    Sam would look great with long hair.

  33. Randal is SuperGay

    Let me guess, Lindsay was serving roast beef and saMANtha served cocktail weiners (probably cheese filed and waaaaay past the sell date).

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