Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face it, has no money and the mental capacity of an eight-year-old on coke. Sure, she’s a “celebrity,” but technically so is that little kid on YouTube whose dad recorded him all gassed up from the dentist’s office. Where’s his gargoyle sugar mama?!

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