Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson quit each other’s vaginas. Again.

Samantha Ronson kicked Lindsay Lohan to the curb again. But this time it’s all the fault of Nicole Richie and her hatred of all things firecrotched. E! News reports:

“Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source.
After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.

Wow, everyone does hate Lindsay. If it makes her any feel better, she can always hang out with me, and not because it’s basically a given she’ll sleep with my landlord. That has nothing to do with this, but I can’t be held responsible if he’s already naked in my house holding a gun to my head sexier than a panther riding a motorcycle with like a chick who has stupid huge cans yeah write that stuff.