Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married now that California has lifted the ban on gay marriage. I honestly don’t believe this for a second because then I’d have to admit Lindsay Lohan is a real lesbian. I’ll punch my own mother first. Dammit, Christian Bale, get away from the keyboard. Please, don’t headbutt me! The New Zealand Herald reports:
A source said: “They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life – so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.”
It is believed the nuptials could take place in November around the same time Lindsay releases her new album Spirit In The Dark. The 22-year-old star has already bought a white Chanel mini-dress for the ceremony, while Samantha – the sister of super-producer Mark Ronson – is toying with the idea of wearing a black suit and top hat.
Talk about an insane publicity stunt just to promote Lindsay’s new album. Seriously, why fake an entire gay wedding when all you gotta do is call Eva Mendes? Her nipples could sell underwear to Britney Spears. Okay, nobody’s that good. But still.
I just love those photos! Oh look, Linseed is scowling….. “It is not appropriate.” You tell ‘em, fire-crotch. Oh and look there: “Butch” is wearing a really stupid hat. You know, it does sort of divert the eyes away from the ugliness that is her face.
La dee da, I hope they die in each other’s arms….or just plain die already.
How in the fuck can you put your face between the legs of something that bleeds five days a month…just like you do…
Fucking nasty.
Any bets on how long until Lindsay figures out that “Sam” is actually a woman named Samantha?
That’s one ugly dyke Lilo is banging. Who’s guessing the only reason her trailer trash mother is down with the wedding is in hopes she can air it on her “reality” show and try to stay on the air two episodes later?
Q: What does a lesbian bring to a 2nd date?
A: A moving van.
Q: What does a lesbian bring to a 3rd date?
A: Now… an ordained minister AND a turkey baster!
Moving a little fast, lezzies?
#24, 33, 36
I think Ronson looks a little like a banged up Selma Blair in that main picture. Looks severely haggard in the last two, though.
Is she losing her hair like the Madden turds?
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site “”"”"”W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m”"”"”"”"” last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
OMFG! This is a joke right,
………………………………………………….but really, *who gives a shit*.
#43 – ha ha ha!!!
Why are people so harsh about all of this?
She seems so happy with Ronson, so why not leave her to be?
Just because she has a reputation of sleeping with guys and a lot of them, doesn’t mean she can’t become emotionally attatched to a girl.
She is a human after all.
It isn’t about gender and looks. Sorry to say this, but those who get hung up on looks and gender are all shallow. Love is love, whether you’re black or white, fat or thin, male or female, stunning or “ugly”. The fact is, if you love someone then you love them. Simple as. I bet you people who are slating this relationship are friends with a gay or lesbian and you don’t even realise it. It makes me wonder if you would say the same things about people you know. Or do you only say all of this because they are celebrities? Because they are in the lime-light?
In my opinion it is love. Leave them alone.
Huh…………………very hard to say . Lind and Sam just be are good friend, getting married ah………….cannot………….because only female and male can get married This is GOD Rules.
FIRE in the HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sayang kung mapupunta lang sa kapwa girl!ok pa sana kung guy..(philippine lang.) in english..its kinda’ big lost if she got married with a same gender.it ok a true guy with her.i mean how they so sure they happy to each other.if..! they dont have their own..baby? in our country the strong foundation of the family.is having ur own flesh n blood..than having someone which is not belong 2 you.