Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson getting married?

August 5th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married now that California has lifted the ban on gay marriage. I honestly don’t believe this for a second because then I’d have to admit Lindsay Lohan is a real lesbian. I’ll punch my own mother first. Dammit, Christian Bale, get away from the keyboard. Please, don’t headbutt me! The New Zealand Herald reports:

A source said: “They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life – so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.”
It is believed the nuptials could take place in November around the same time Lindsay releases her new album Spirit In The Dark. The 22-year-old star has already bought a white Chanel mini-dress for the ceremony, while Samantha – the sister of super-producer Mark Ronson – is toying with the idea of wearing a black suit and top hat.

Talk about an insane publicity stunt just to promote Lindsay’s new album. Seriously, why fake an entire gay wedding when all you gotta do is call Eva Mendes? Her nipples could sell underwear to Britney Spears. Okay, nobody’s that good. But still.

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  1. Bob

    Looking good

  2. thatsnice

    nice…..

  3. I dont care if I'm first

    Does that dike ever NOT wear that damn hat?

  4. zegabe

    SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    btw ms. lohan is decaying

  5. cd

    That Ronson girl is fucking nasty looking…. Honestly… Fugly.
    hell if Lindsay’s gone gay the least she can do is hook up with a hot one.
    and if she has started playing for the other team you damn well know its only a matter of time before she starts riding sausage again.

  6. sixpack

    …what is with this chick?? I mean, c’mon.

  7. Johann Sebastian Bach

    Fake

  8. havoc

    Carpet Munch.

    .

  9. MissG

    Am I the only one who’s not buying this “relationship”? Why all of the sudden now? Those two have been friends for a LONG ass time. At one point, Samantha actually sold Lindsay out in some drug incident and now all of the sudden marriage? Come on, guys…. really now….

  10. Cattyluo

    Beautiful girls .I saw their profiles on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m–There are so many hot pictures on the site.Go and see quickly !

  11. Isambard Kingdom Brunel

    This won’t happen…FAKE…The New Zealand Herald….WTF? A big story for them is the sun shining…..

  12. cass

    Isn’t there a danger here of Ronson burning her tung on ole ‘Firecrotch’s cunt.

  13. rough daddy

    so no one had any idea this headcase was into women till now? i think its for real, saMAN ranson is a real dyke i dont think she would go through with a publicity stunt for this long…

  14. Something tells me having Jeremy Pivens cream on her face was the last straw.

  15. PETA

    I wonder what is gonna get reported when the pictures of Lindsay sitting with a German Shepard are finally leaked. The drool coming off that doggies tongue says “more than friends”. Lindsay says she’s just house training the dog but the house is owned by a notable male pornstar. The German Shepard says none of his other bitches treat him the way Lindsay does. Does Samantha know?

  16. my comment

    Her hair looks like shit. I mean, come on already.

  17. T-bag

    Is this the same Lindsay Lohan that screwed three Italian dudes in one day while on vacation a few months ago? Yea, she’s a definite dike.

  18. dirt chicken

    Is that Ronson dude playing stink-finger in the last pic ?

  19. that is one ugly dude she is marrying.

  20. Ahah

    She needs more cock in her diet.

    yikes… I mean… dikes!!!

  21. veggi

    Most male commenters look like Ronson…just imagine her being bald and fat, and you’ve got the picture.

  22. chris rock

    Take off that silly ass hat!

  23. sla

    My guess is Samantha is cuter in real life than in pictures. A makeover would help a lot, and it wouldn’t have to be drastic. She should:

    * Lose the hat, at least once in a while
    * Get some new clothes
    * Grow her hair and get a decent hair cut
    * Use a little blush
    * And, for the love of God, put a little coverup on those ever-present black circles under her eyes.

    I know she seems to be the masculine on in the relationship, but so is Ellen Degeneres and she takes the time to put herself together, and since Sam is with Linds she should know she’s going to be photographed everywhere.

    Paging Carson Kressley…

  24. mafme

    This is probably the longest relationship she’s had– do some closeted lesbians compensate the ways that some closeted dudes to? Maybe she’s finally comfortable and realizes she doesn’t have to get loaded out of her mind to have sex. Who the fuck knows? Good for her, I guess.

  25. sla

    Also, why does Lindsay always look like a grouch and/or bitch lately?

  26. abc

    That dyke looks like Boy George!!!!

  27. ………….AMERICANS ARE EASY TO FOOL?

  28. Dr. Phil

    Lindsay’s not a real lesbian. She’s a real Borderline Personality Disorder patient. Unstable, hyperemotional, drugs and alcohol, CUTTING, lack of a stable sense of identity. Don’t you remember seeing this type of thing (Ronson + newly lesbian Lindsay) before? *cough* Anne Heche *cough*

    Lindsay will be “hetero again” in less than a year. My guess is that it’ll be an older guy who tries to help her get her career going again.

  29. #26 – Because no matter how long they are, fingers don’t squirt.

  30. Zim

    Yeah, but Ronson does (squirt). It’s kinda rancid, but still…

  31. sharpeidude

    This is such a pile of bullshit people. Her career is so far down in the fucking dumpster and the money is probably stretched really thin that Blohan is willing to roll with any idea that comes into her skull. Hey, as long as it feeds her addiction to attention; what the fuck, right? Personally, I liked it better when the bitch was crashing cars.

  32. Brutor

    > My guess is Samantha is cuter in real life than in pictures.

    Oh she’s actually very pretty, there are a few pics floating around of her a “normal”, girlish girl, so to speak.

  33. hendero

    wait, Lindsay’s marrying the Flamingo Kid?

  34. Ronson is the number one brand of lighter fluid for Zippos, and Lohan is a firecrotch. Coincidence?

  35. twzzlrgirl

    #33 – I agree. I have seen pictures of Sam Ronson where she looks very attractive. I think she’s trying to look edgy and full of angst. Or maybe that’s just the effect firecrotch has on everyone.

    I’d have dark circles and a sour look, too, if i had to put my mouth to that bush.

  36. Pam

    Ronson looks like a strung out heroin junkie. I’m sure they’re drug buddies first, and toe-sex lesbians second.

  37. pat

    I’m waiting for their celebrity sex tape to get out on the Internet.

  38. woodhorse

    Why do they have to act like they don’t enjoy the attention? They would be so much funnier if they acted like Heidi and Spencer when the cameras were on them. – You know – the old “grinning with your tongue stuck out between two fingers” and “honk honk” on Lindsay’s tits.

  39. ramalamadingdong

    they are only doing this for attention. jut like every other gay couple. it’s trendy to be gay. genetics my ass.

  40. d

    i love how because a girl has a lesbian friend and they may have made out in the past its considered a) a huge deal and b) serious enough for marriage.
    i mean how many of us out there have made out with other girls and thought nothing of it? stupid media

  41. 0bservant

    So first she fucks all the guys in hollywood who would fuck her …..
    Now she’s moved on to women who are assimilated men who will assimilate fucking her …..
    Will she eventually end up just plain fucking anybody and everybody who will have her ? Male or female no matter if they’ look like men or not ? …… wait -
    My keen observation is working overtime here…. \:-{

  42. Cash

    Hey Ronson, you’re not fucking Sinatra, got it?!

    You can leave you’re hat off!!

  43. MassGrrl

    I always thought she was a lesbian…

  44. Jamie's Uterus

    Lindsay could do better, and maybe find a nice lipstick lesbian.

    How long before Ali Lohan starts trying to make out with Miley Cyrus?

  45. beastman AIDS

    your quoting the NZ Herald on celebrity gossip?
    Hate to break it to you, man, but we havn’t exactly got our fingers on the pulse of celebrity gossip here – the biggest story you’l find in the New Zealand Herald is that some old couple glued shitloads of pauas to the wall of their house…

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10507508

  46. sapphire eyes

    That Ronson chick freaks me out. She’s so creepy looking.

  47. titsonsnack

    I never really thought one way or another about Sam Ronson until now, yeah… she’s fugly. AND WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING JOEY JEREMIAH HAT.

  48. topher

    That guy in the hat is HOT! Where can I get some of him!

  49. Mike

    #45…Soon I hope!!!!! :-)

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