Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married now that California has lifted the ban on gay marriage. I honestly don’t believe this for a second because then I’d have to admit Lindsay Lohan is a real lesbian. I’ll punch my own mother first. Dammit, Christian Bale, get away from the keyboard. Please, don’t headbutt me! The New Zealand Herald reports:
A source said: “They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life – so they want to make their romance public. Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.”
It is believed the nuptials could take place in November around the same time Lindsay releases her new album Spirit In The Dark. The 22-year-old star has already bought a white Chanel mini-dress for the ceremony, while Samantha – the sister of super-producer Mark Ronson – is toying with the idea of wearing a black suit and top hat.
Talk about an insane publicity stunt just to promote Lindsay’s new album. Seriously, why fake an entire gay wedding when all you gotta do is call Eva Mendes? Her nipples could sell underwear to Britney Spears. Okay, nobody’s that good. But still.
Bob | August 5, 2008 at 10:33 am
Looking good
thatsnice | August 5, 2008 at 10:33 am
nice…..
I dont care if I'm first | August 5, 2008 at 10:34 am
Does that dike ever NOT wear that damn hat?
zegabe | August 5, 2008 at 10:35 am
SUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
btw ms. lohan is decaying
cd | August 5, 2008 at 10:42 am
That Ronson girl is fucking nasty looking…. Honestly… Fugly.
hell if Lindsay’s gone gay the least she can do is hook up with a hot one.
and if she has started playing for the other team you damn well know its only a matter of time before she starts riding sausage again.
sixpack | August 5, 2008 at 10:42 am
…what is with this chick?? I mean, c’mon.
Johann Sebastian Bach | August 5, 2008 at 10:43 am
Fake
havoc | August 5, 2008 at 10:46 am
Carpet Munch.
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MissG | August 5, 2008 at 10:48 am
Am I the only one who’s not buying this “relationship”? Why all of the sudden now? Those two have been friends for a LONG ass time. At one point, Samantha actually sold Lindsay out in some drug incident and now all of the sudden marriage? Come on, guys…. really now….
light_fixer | August 5, 2008 at 10:55 am
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Cattyluo | August 5, 2008 at 10:58 am
Beautiful girls .I saw their profiles on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m–There are so many hot pictures on the site.Go and see quickly !
Isambard Kingdom Brunel | August 5, 2008 at 11:03 am
This won’t happen…FAKE…The New Zealand Herald….WTF? A big story for them is the sun shining…..
cass | August 5, 2008 at 11:06 am
Isn’t there a danger here of Ronson burning her tung on ole ‘Firecrotch’s cunt.
rough daddy | August 5, 2008 at 11:06 am
so no one had any idea this headcase was into women till now? i think its for real, saMAN ranson is a real dyke i dont think she would go through with a publicity stunt for this long…
RichPort | August 5, 2008 at 11:06 am
Something tells me having Jeremy Pivens cream on her face was the last straw.
PETA | August 5, 2008 at 11:20 am
I wonder what is gonna get reported when the pictures of Lindsay sitting with a German Shepard are finally leaked. The drool coming off that doggies tongue says “more than friends”. Lindsay says she’s just house training the dog but the house is owned by a notable male pornstar. The German Shepard says none of his other bitches treat him the way Lindsay does. Does Samantha know?
my comment | August 5, 2008 at 11:30 am
Her hair looks like shit. I mean, come on already.
T-bag | August 5, 2008 at 11:31 am
Is this the same Lindsay Lohan that screwed three Italian dudes in one day while on vacation a few months ago? Yea, she’s a definite dike.
dirt chicken | August 5, 2008 at 11:35 am
Is that Ronson dude playing stink-finger in the last pic ?
Sell Porn Make Money | August 5, 2008 at 11:37 am
that is one ugly dude she is marrying.
Ahah | August 5, 2008 at 11:38 am
She needs more cock in her diet.
yikes… I mean… dikes!!!
veggi | August 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
Most male commenters look like Ronson…just imagine her being bald and fat, and you’ve got the picture.
chris rock | August 5, 2008 at 11:58 am
Take off that silly ass hat!
sla | August 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm
My guess is Samantha is cuter in real life than in pictures. A makeover would help a lot, and it wouldn’t have to be drastic. She should:
* Lose the hat, at least once in a while
* Get some new clothes
* Grow her hair and get a decent hair cut
* Use a little blush
* And, for the love of God, put a little coverup on those ever-present black circles under her eyes.
I know she seems to be the masculine on in the relationship, but so is Ellen Degeneres and she takes the time to put herself together, and since Sam is with Linds she should know she’s going to be photographed everywhere.
Paging Carson Kressley…
mafme | August 5, 2008 at 12:04 pm
This is probably the longest relationship she’s had– do some closeted lesbians compensate the ways that some closeted dudes to? Maybe she’s finally comfortable and realizes she doesn’t have to get loaded out of her mind to have sex. Who the fuck knows? Good for her, I guess.
sla | August 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Also, why does Lindsay always look like a grouch and/or bitch lately?
abc | August 5, 2008 at 12:13 pm
That dyke looks like Boy George!!!!
gerard Vandenberg | August 5, 2008 at 12:21 pm
………….AMERICANS ARE EASY TO FOOL?
Dr. Phil | August 5, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Lindsay’s not a real lesbian. She’s a real Borderline Personality Disorder patient. Unstable, hyperemotional, drugs and alcohol, CUTTING, lack of a stable sense of identity. Don’t you remember seeing this type of thing (Ronson + newly lesbian Lindsay) before? *cough* Anne Heche *cough*
Lindsay will be “hetero again” in less than a year. My guess is that it’ll be an older guy who tries to help her get her career going again.
RichPort | August 5, 2008 at 12:29 pm
#26 – Because no matter how long they are, fingers don’t squirt.
Zim | August 5, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Yeah, but Ronson does (squirt). It’s kinda rancid, but still…
sharpeidude | August 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm
This is such a pile of bullshit people. Her career is so far down in the fucking dumpster and the money is probably stretched really thin that Blohan is willing to roll with any idea that comes into her skull. Hey, as long as it feeds her addiction to attention; what the fuck, right? Personally, I liked it better when the bitch was crashing cars.
Brutor | August 5, 2008 at 12:57 pm
> My guess is Samantha is cuter in real life than in pictures.
Oh she’s actually very pretty, there are a few pics floating around of her a “normal”, girlish girl, so to speak.
hendero | August 5, 2008 at 1:00 pm
wait, Lindsay’s marrying the Flamingo Kid?
RichPort | August 5, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Ronson is the number one brand of lighter fluid for Zippos, and Lohan is a firecrotch. Coincidence?
twzzlrgirl | August 5, 2008 at 1:18 pm
#33 – I agree. I have seen pictures of Sam Ronson where she looks very attractive. I think she’s trying to look edgy and full of angst. Or maybe that’s just the effect firecrotch has on everyone.
I’d have dark circles and a sour look, too, if i had to put my mouth to that bush.
Pam | August 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Ronson looks like a strung out heroin junkie. I’m sure they’re drug buddies first, and toe-sex lesbians second.
pat | August 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I’m waiting for their celebrity sex tape to get out on the Internet.
woodhorse | August 5, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Why do they have to act like they don’t enjoy the attention? They would be so much funnier if they acted like Heidi and Spencer when the cameras were on them. – You know – the old “grinning with your tongue stuck out between two fingers” and “honk honk” on Lindsay’s tits.
ramalamadingdong | August 5, 2008 at 2:47 pm
they are only doing this for attention. jut like every other gay couple. it’s trendy to be gay. genetics my ass.
d | August 5, 2008 at 3:01 pm
i love how because a girl has a lesbian friend and they may have made out in the past its considered a) a huge deal and b) serious enough for marriage.
i mean how many of us out there have made out with other girls and thought nothing of it? stupid media
0bservant | August 5, 2008 at 3:43 pm
So first she fucks all the guys in hollywood who would fuck her …..
Now she’s moved on to women who are assimilated men who will assimilate fucking her …..
Will she eventually end up just plain fucking anybody and everybody who will have her ? Male or female no matter if they’ look like men or not ? …… wait -
My keen observation is working overtime here…. \:-{
Cash | August 5, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Hey Ronson, you’re not fucking Sinatra, got it?!
You can leave you’re hat off!!
MassGrrl | August 5, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I always thought she was a lesbian…
Jamie's Uterus | August 5, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Lindsay could do better, and maybe find a nice lipstick lesbian.
How long before Ali Lohan starts trying to make out with Miley Cyrus?
beastman AIDS | August 5, 2008 at 7:33 pm
your quoting the NZ Herald on celebrity gossip?
Hate to break it to you, man, but we havn’t exactly got our fingers on the pulse of celebrity gossip here – the biggest story you’l find in the New Zealand Herald is that some old couple glued shitloads of pauas to the wall of their house…
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10507508
sapphire eyes | August 5, 2008 at 7:44 pm
That Ronson chick freaks me out. She’s so creepy looking.
titsonsnack | August 5, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I never really thought one way or another about Sam Ronson until now, yeah… she’s fugly. AND WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING JOEY JEREMIAH HAT.
topher | August 5, 2008 at 8:14 pm
That guy in the hat is HOT! Where can I get some of him!
Mike | August 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm
#45…Soon I hope!!!!! :-)