Lindsay Lohan brought her cans to Cannes (Ha! Get it? I’m retarded.) along with her gal-pal Samantha Ronson. The two are rumored to be a couple and apparently were caught kissing on P. Diddy’s yacht. But it was more the “Aww, they’re so happy together” lesbian kiss than the “WOO-HOO! BUST OUT THE PUDDING!” lesbian kiss. I’m saddened in the pants. The Sun reports:
The snaps – taken at P DIDDY’S exclusive yacht party – will certainly add fuel to the fire of Internet bloggers who claim the pair are lesbian lovers. In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.
A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”
I gotta admit; Lindsay is looking banging in these photos. While, on the other end of the spectrum, Samantha Ronson continues to look like Freddy Krueger’s lesbian kid sister. Frankly, I don’t know which one is more frightening: Freddy has claws on his hands and can kill you in your sleep. But Samanta makes big-breasted girls hate the penis – Yikes! *crawls under desk* Mommy.
she’s looking pretty good. as long as she isn’t cracked out.
gay
1st again… 2 x in one day! I fucking rule.
I hope she doesn’t say Beetlejuice three times.
That chick in the striped outfit is one disgusting dyke.
Turd!!!
sad.
damn it you vultures got me while I was typing. curses!
I wish she was start drinking like a fish and fucking anything that while hold here attention for 45 minutes.
Nothing better then drunk, messy, slutty celebrities.
I wish she was start drinking like a fish again and resume fucking anything that holds her attention for 45 minutes.
Nothing better then drunk, messy, slutty celebrities.
Except drunk, messy, slutty celebrities with AWESOME CANS.
still didn’t get it right ph7.
(pics 3-7) Whore, get on the fucking boat already!!
Her cans had me mesmerized, #11!
Hey #4-Looks like she allready did..as well as betelgise…
Cool… she’s dating a mime.
Hot enough to ride.
wtf! Did she run out of men?
I would only consider being with a chick if she did all the oral and did not expect me to because all females have their own pussy smell and if she did not expect me to kiss her too.
18- Is that you deacon jones????? sounds retarded enough.
I heard Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are an item.
How do you like them apples?
she looks hot. I’d totally bang her, and i’m a girl.. so that would be ok as she likes pussy now.
awesome
Banging? I think not, orange face.
i’d sooner do the monochrome chick. Orange is now one of those people that you have to ask, what are you famous for again? When it’s been that long between jobs that we can’t remember the last one…career has left the building.
This nasty, lying, racist, drug headed, alcoholic, washed up, non-acting skill having, stringy haired cave bitch is damn near OFF the map anyways. Fuck what she does and WHO she does it with….
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No way is Lindsay Lohan off the cock.
#33
Damn straight. Lohan loves teh cock too much to give it up for clit-licking and carpet munching.
You would think the Lindsay could score a hotter lesbian? Or not…
#24-#33
I appreciate you thinking of me, but please stop impersonating me. I never do multiple postings and my opinions are realistic unlike yours.
Thank You.
Wow…I seriously thought it was you Jackson. That was spot on!
if i forget to put in my fake email address and hit post comment, it says email addy is required. then i put it in and it says something about too many comments per unit time. but assholes like butt-action jackson can post their drivel a dozen with exact same time stamp. what the motherfuck?
also going up those stairs looks like a prime opportunity for a burger shot. where the fuck you at paparazzi? i wanna see me some lohan beef.
LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!
I am not like lady with many freckles. The man, with striped shirt, is he returning from the jail, yes?
#40 But why??
Whatever happened to Tara Reid? Anybody know?
Lindsey Lohan is such a mess. First she blitzes her mind on alcohol and drugs. Then she becomes a slut and bangs every guy she can. Now she’s dabbling in lesbianism. Has she tried Scientology yet? She’s mentally disturbed. There is nothing normal or healthy about her lifestyle.
This is the best Celebutard news I have seen in weeks!!!! It is just a matter of time before Lilo and SR are back doing each other too much, along with too much booze and too many drugs. And then the fun will really begin with LiLo!! YES!!!
I bet her agent is having a cardiac now because he knows like the rest of us where this will end up. With him getting no commissions for his out of work piece of trash client.
When did Pete Dougherty go blonde?
Her “gal pal” looks like a reject from The L Word.
Anyone ever considered she might just be Bi? What, are we living in the 80′s here?
OMFG She kissed a girl she must be teh LESBIAN!!!!
Cash (46), yeah, people need to get over the gay thing already. I’m a bit annoyed about 43 lumping lesbianism in with alcohol, drugs, promiscuity and a cult.
Jackson has a troll YAY! You’re now legend here.
Sam “the man” Ronson is one of the ugliest lesbians I’ve ever seen.
#47, hey, it works with Tom Cruise, right?
LiLo’s not gay, she just doesn’t have anyone in her life she can trust at all. Ronson is probably more of a true friend and since it’s Hollywood-cool to be bi-curious, especially for women — because there’s less of a stigma, she’s probably touring that world. the faux shock-value can work for her, too, if it brings another pair of eyes on the scene. the only person LiLo loves is LiLo. this is less her fault than it is a consequence of being raised by horridly opportunistic and wholly irresponsible parents. it’ll be interesting to see what happens to LiLo. she could go foster, but she’s not really very intelligent, just very, very connected — maybe that’s better — “better to be lucky than smart,” i hear.