Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson come out! Or maybe just kiss. Close enough.

May 23rd, 2008 // 98 Comments

Lindsay Lohan brought her cans to Cannes (Ha! Get it? I’m retarded.) along with her gal-pal Samantha Ronson. The two are rumored to be a couple and apparently were caught kissing on P. Diddy’s yacht. But it was more the “Aww, they’re so happy together” lesbian kiss than the “WOO-HOO! BUST OUT THE PUDDING!” lesbian kiss. I’m saddened in the pants. The Sun reports:

The snaps – taken at P DIDDY’S exclusive yacht party – will certainly add fuel to the fire of Internet bloggers who claim the pair are lesbian lovers. In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am.
A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

I gotta admit; Lindsay is looking banging in these photos. While, on the other end of the spectrum, Samantha Ronson continues to look like Freddy Krueger’s lesbian kid sister. Frankly, I don’t know which one is more frightening: Freddy has claws on his hands and can kill you in your sleep. But Samanta makes big-breasted girls hate the penis – Yikes! *crawls under desk* Mommy.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. mf

    she’s looking pretty good. as long as she isn’t cracked out.

  2. D

    1st again… 2 x in one day! I fucking rule.

  3. JJ

    I hope she doesn’t say Beetlejuice three times.

  4. Bob

    That chick in the striped outfit is one disgusting dyke.

  5. Guy LeDouche

    Turd!!!

  6. D

    damn it you vultures got me while I was typing. curses!

  7. ph7

    I wish she was start drinking like a fish and fucking anything that while hold here attention for 45 minutes.

    Nothing better then drunk, messy, slutty celebrities.

  8. ph7

    I wish she was start drinking like a fish again and resume fucking anything that holds her attention for 45 minutes.

    Nothing better then drunk, messy, slutty celebrities.

    Except drunk, messy, slutty celebrities with AWESOME CANS.

  9. jazzhands

    still didn’t get it right ph7.

  10. Auntie Kryst

    (pics 3-7) Whore, get on the fucking boat already!!

  11. ph7

    Her cans had me mesmerized, #11!

  12. Lila

    Hey #4-Looks like she allready did..as well as betelgise…

  13. President Bill Clinton

    Cool… she’s dating a mime.

  14. Ted Mosby

    Hot enough to ride.

  15. blp

    wtf! Did she run out of men?

  16. ?

    I would only consider being with a chick if she did all the oral and did not expect me to because all females have their own pussy smell and if she did not expect me to kiss her too.

  17. jazzhands

    18- Is that you deacon jones????? sounds retarded enough.

  18. Veiny Hands

    I heard Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are an item.
    How do you like them apples?

  19. she looks hot. I’d totally bang her, and i’m a girl.. so that would be ok as she likes pussy now.

    awesome

  20. foxy

    Banging? I think not, orange face.

    i’d sooner do the monochrome chick. Orange is now one of those people that you have to ask, what are you famous for again? When it’s been that long between jobs that we can’t remember the last one…career has left the building.

  21. ToTellTheTruth

    This nasty, lying, racist, drug headed, alcoholic, washed up, non-acting skill having, stringy haired cave bitch is damn near OFF the map anyways. Fuck what she does and WHO she does it with….

  22. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Jackson

    She’s almost, but only ALMOST, fat as KIM KARDASKANK, who is 30 percent over weight, like most Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. nipolian

    No way is Lindsay Lohan off the cock.

  32. President Bill Clinton

    #33

    Damn straight. Lohan loves teh cock too much to give it up for clit-licking and carpet munching.

  33. You would think the Lindsay could score a hotter lesbian? Or not…

  34. Jackson

    #24-#33

    I appreciate you thinking of me, but please stop impersonating me. I never do multiple postings and my opinions are realistic unlike yours.

    Thank You.

  35. don juan

    Wow…I seriously thought it was you Jackson. That was spot on!

  36. McBeef

    if i forget to put in my fake email address and hit post comment, it says email addy is required. then i put it in and it says something about too many comments per unit time. but assholes like butt-action jackson can post their drivel a dozen with exact same time stamp. what the motherfuck?

  37. McBeef

    also going up those stairs looks like a prime opportunity for a burger shot. where the fuck you at paparazzi? i wanna see me some lohan beef.

  38. aja

    LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!

  39. Dilawar from Bangalore

    I am not like lady with many freckles. The man, with striped shirt, is he returning from the jail, yes?

  40. #40 But why??

    Whatever happened to Tara Reid? Anybody know?

  41. Lohan Is A Loser Mess

    Lindsey Lohan is such a mess. First she blitzes her mind on alcohol and drugs. Then she becomes a slut and bangs every guy she can. Now she’s dabbling in lesbianism. Has she tried Scientology yet? She’s mentally disturbed. There is nothing normal or healthy about her lifestyle.

  42. Trover

    This is the best Celebutard news I have seen in weeks!!!! It is just a matter of time before Lilo and SR are back doing each other too much, along with too much booze and too many drugs. And then the fun will really begin with LiLo!! YES!!!

    I bet her agent is having a cardiac now because he knows like the rest of us where this will end up. With him getting no commissions for his out of work piece of trash client.

  43. BunnyButt

    When did Pete Dougherty go blonde?

  44. Cash

    Her “gal pal” looks like a reject from The L Word.

    Anyone ever considered she might just be Bi? What, are we living in the 80′s here?

    OMFG She kissed a girl she must be teh LESBIAN!!!!

  45. BunnyButt

    Cash (46), yeah, people need to get over the gay thing already. I’m a bit annoyed about 43 lumping lesbianism in with alcohol, drugs, promiscuity and a cult.

  46. fygu

    Jackson has a troll YAY! You’re now legend here.
    Sam “the man” Ronson is one of the ugliest lesbians I’ve ever seen.

  47. Trover

    #47, hey, it works with Tom Cruise, right?

  48. jack-in-the-green

    LiLo’s not gay, she just doesn’t have anyone in her life she can trust at all. Ronson is probably more of a true friend and since it’s Hollywood-cool to be bi-curious, especially for women — because there’s less of a stigma, she’s probably touring that world. the faux shock-value can work for her, too, if it brings another pair of eyes on the scene. the only person LiLo loves is LiLo. this is less her fault than it is a consequence of being raised by horridly opportunistic and wholly irresponsible parents. it’ll be interesting to see what happens to LiLo. she could go foster, but she’s not really very intelligent, just very, very connected — maybe that’s better — “better to be lucky than smart,” i hear.

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