Lindsay Lohan eating sushi again

May 22nd, 2009 // 69 Comments

Because they know I need some easy targets on Friday, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went out for sushi last night, according to The Sun:

The former couple were spotted going for sushi together at Matsuhisa restaurant in Los Angeles last night.
There is no confirmation of what conversation was on the menu, but Lindsay was spotted smiling as she left the posh eaterie, albeit on her own.

So these two are definitely back together, right? Okay, great. Who wants to place bets one murders the other with a lawn dart over the weekend? I’ve got ten bucks on Lindsay biting it after Sam sees her eating a bratwurst.

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Comments (69)

  1. ph7 | May 22, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Sam’s eating that redfin, for sure.

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  2. what is it called? | May 22, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Frist? Furst? Lol the thing that happens when people try to be first but by the time they are they’re usually third?

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  3. Lisa | May 22, 2009 at 10:59 am

    OMG she ate sushi?! OMG NOOOOO WAY

    ……..

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  4. EB | May 22, 2009 at 11:12 am

    “Lindsay Lohan eating sushi again”

    That one is just too damned easy and obvious……LOL!!!!!

    But on a more serious note: It bothers me that Lindsay may convert to Judaism to please Sam.

    Haven’t Jews suffered enough throughout history?

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  5. Daniel Chandler | May 22, 2009 at 11:27 am
  6. friendlyfires | May 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Sam is having red sauce tonight – bleaugh!

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  7. Pastafarian | May 22, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Snore. Who really gives a sh-t anymore.

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  8. no | May 22, 2009 at 11:35 am

    Lindsay converting to Judaism will be good for her career. Hollywood is Club Jew just like the banks. Good move!

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  9. Whogivesafuck | May 22, 2009 at 11:35 am

    They may have had Suishi as the main course but Stanky Meat Wallet for dessert!

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  10. Chuckaroondo | May 22, 2009 at 11:35 am

    She looks pregnant.

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  11. Photoshop Police | May 22, 2009 at 11:38 am

    Hey, at least she’s eating, right?

    AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?

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  12. hedgehog | May 22, 2009 at 11:42 am

    smells fishy to me

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  13. Jennifer | May 22, 2009 at 11:47 am

    But really. What’s going on with her stomach lately. I’m not buying into the pregnancy rumors but someone so think with a little stomach bulge. Does this mean she ate something and her frame is so small that the food in her stomach shows through? Or is her stomach distended because she’s starving, kinda like an Ethiopian.

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  14. Galtacticus | May 22, 2009 at 11:57 am

    We’ve a good impression what Lilo looks like when she’s 40.

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  15. Nero | May 22, 2009 at 11:59 am

    We know and see EVERYTHING.Even right now at this moment! Boo!

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  16. Unub | May 22, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Ronson & Lohan are once again dining on each others’ fur-burgers.
    That’s some nasty shit right there….

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  17. Darth | May 22, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    I just see you eating a fingernail again!

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  18. Learn How I Make over $100 Profit with PPC Everyday | May 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Some days she is sooo hot. And others she is a urinal.

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  19. Gando | May 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    The 3rd photo shows us how she looks without dentures.

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  20. mikeock | May 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    she is not going to age well.

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  21. vito | May 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    NOTE TO LINDSAY:

    Get some self esteem you stupid, scrawny has-been.

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  22. scissor sister | May 22, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    steamed Bearded Clams in their own juice with a dash of heavy cream

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  23. Meream | May 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    While I am happy that they are still “friends,” I agree that Linday should take better care of her looks.

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  24. fashion smashion | May 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Is the pocket supposed to be hanging out of the rip in her jeans? Is that supposed to look good?

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  25. Alli | May 22, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    #10, have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman? Actually, have you ever seen a female in person…ever?? Anyway, I remember when she released her first album..and was on The Rollingstone i think? She was actually pretty hot! She has let herself go..’tis a shame.

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  26. herbiefrog | May 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    too confused…
    we came up with ***.xxx.5029
    but that’s obviously not right]
    sign language ?
    waiting…
    “i’ll trade them all for an old …” ?

    [what?]
    [let it go...]
    [shhh...]

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  27. blugardenia | May 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    What’s the significance of their necklaces? They’re exactly the same.

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  28. SALLY | May 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    LINDSAY LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE RELATED TO CARROT TOP IN THESE PICS!

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  29. SALLY | May 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    LINDSAY LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE RELATED TO CARROT TOP IN THESE PICS!

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  30. Holden McGroin | May 22, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    i dont care what anyone says, picture 8 is a guy.

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  31. DeviousJinx | May 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Damn her skin looks BAD…she is not aging well at all, I guess eating “fish” isn’t as good for you as everyone thinks!

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  32. nicefrenchgurl | May 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    @jennifer
    i totally agree with u, was actually going to post whether i was the only one wondering about her swelled stomach

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  33. Ananana | May 22, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    i know i’m not supposed to, but i like her trousers…

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  34. Albert | May 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    They should lock up every writer and photographer that mentions these two.

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  35. kerri | May 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    i think what #10 is seeing is the swollen belly of someone who is starving herself to death. she looks disgusting. pretty sad actually.

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  36. Danklin24 | May 22, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Good, now maybe lindsay will get back to being somewhere in the vicinity of hot. She looked her best when she was with Sam…thats a fact.

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  37. joe m | May 22, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Lindsay should stay away from sodomy.
    Perversion will ruin her career and her life.

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  38. gerard vandenberg | May 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    I wonder: ISN’T SHE EVER FED UP WITH HERSELF, folks?

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  39. Darth | May 22, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    Isn’t it time to clean out your living room? What are all those clothes doing there? clean out your living room and kitchen.Prepare yourself for your movie role from now on!

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  40. Nero | May 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    It wouldn’t help much to drag this one on her hair to an ATM.The ATM would spit out her card imediately and electrocute us as a punishment.

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  41. Dread not | May 22, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Lindsay’s gonna keep goin’ back for more. Why? Because she just loves the way Sam completes the two headed octopuss with her. And that ain’t the only reason. Ever see the video of people strapped into the G-force simulators? They have their goggles on, their mouths are wide open, cheeks blown out wide? Yeah. Well, when Sam pops a squat over Lilo, while Lilo mouth gapes Sam’s tail pipe, Sam backfires into Lilo’s face. It’s the same deal. Lindsay knows damn well she won’t find anyone else to do those things like Sam does. So these two may be together for a long time. At least, until Sam loses bowel and sphincter control and blows her first shit fart into Lilo’s mouth. Who knows, that still may not be a deal breaker!

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  42. Rocka | May 22, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    I have sam on twitter and she said she flew to Manilla to do some shows for the weekend, so THE SUN has its facts wrong.

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  43. Rocka | May 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    I have sam on twitter and she said she flew to Manilla to do some shows for the weekend, so THE SUN has its facts wrong.

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  44. Francis | May 22, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    I had to read that headline twice. SUSHI!!! Got it??? Wink wink, nudge nudge??
    Oh, never mind…

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  45. lola | May 22, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    Did anyone actually she her eat?

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  46. Jesmi | May 23, 2009 at 5:58 am

    I agree that Linday should take better care of her looks.

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  47. Joseph | May 23, 2009 at 8:58 am

    Lindsay and Sam should start a restaurant of their own. They could call it the bearded clam. Well…..

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  48. Paula | May 23, 2009 at 9:52 am

    Most of your comments are disgusting. Making these kind of comments make you no better than the tabloids who write garbage about people. Lindsay does not look happy at all so how do you figure that she and Ronson are back together. As far as the tummy…..you have got to be kidding. That is not a pregnant tummy. If this is all you have to talk about I feel very sorry for you.

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  49. JC | May 23, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Paula, you hit the nail on the head. Even the original article shows a level of writing worthy of a snickering schoolgirl in a high school bathroom .
    After all the childish gay jokes, lets start with ‘N word’ jokes, baby killer jokes, and most of all, ‘stupid and immature poster’ jokes.

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  50. CC | May 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    21. vito – May 22, 2009 12:36 PM

    NOTE TO LINDSAY:

    Get some self esteem you stupid, scrawny has-been.

    ——————

    Yeah, and if she ever read a comment like yours, that would really help with the self esteem issue…

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