Lindsay Lohan runs over people

March 14th, 2007 // 100 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan almost killed a photographer last night after hitting him with her car. She told cops she was driving friends in her mom’s BMW when they pulled up to a hotel at 3am to dodge some paparazzi. She then claims the paparazzi swarmed her in the valet lane and one of them jumped onto the hood of her car. Unsurprisingly, the photographers tell a very different story, saying one of the photographers was standing in front of the car when Lindsay flipped the car into reverse and then drive, knocking him down. A source adds:

“She got out of the car to look at Giovanni on the ground as she’s talking to a cop, and then she’s allowed to leave. The other photographers there threw a fit that she was allowed to leave. The cops then asked her friends to call her to come back, and she came back.” NYPD detectives were still probing the incident but seemed to believe Lohan, sources said.

Lindsay Lohan crashes her car like every other month. She’s almost as qualified to drive as the blind. And how can the cops believe her story over all the photographers that were there? They jumped onto the hood of her car? She’s just making stuff up now. I’m surprised she didn’t claim they also had knives and were turning into vampires.

UPDATE: Here’s video of the incident. And yes, that’s admittedly the worst impression of getting hit by a car ever.

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  1. FRIST!!!

    Ch- It’s only cool if she did it on purpose. So, she’s not my hero. Only Britney’s my hero. I can’t wait for Britney to get out of jail. I mean rehab. I baked her a pie and bought her a bottle of whiskey.

  2. pirhan

    I agree with BarbadoSlim. I couldn’t imagine being able to drive with a swarm of photographers in my way, with flashes going off.

  3. arespilgrim

    I just watched that vidclip – she’s barely moving when that guy flails all over her bonnet. That smells so much like a set-up, it’s ridiculous.

    Girl’s got enough of her own problems without paps inventing new ones to get some pictures sold.

  4. LilRach

    The paparazzi would have gone totally over the top with this – they are just like soccer players when they get injured – they turn into drama queens.

    Remember when Tommy Lee swung that paparazzi around and he ended up screaming like a girl – it was halirious! And to top it off he was wheeled away on a stretcher and put in an ambulance and claimed that Tommy had broken his hip!!!!

  5. Lowlands

    #49)She bought the shoes on forehand ofcourse.She’s pretty smart because she able to make up a plan.

  6. Lowlands

    #55)I missed the’s,anyway i’m thinking about a trip soon to make…

  7. BuckTheInfernal

    Look at her eyes. They’ve got her on some pretty powerful medication right now. Probably tranquilizers and massive doses of Paxil. She’s gone from using one drug to using another…

  8. i hate signing in

    heh… her lips acted as airbags.

    i liked her until she started looking like she had body odor.

  9. elf

    she has pretty eyes

  10. volcanoesmeltme

    somehow in my skewed logic, i have become more sympathetic of lindsey lohan AFTER she hit a man with her car. and pic 4, i almost want to hug her for that mean girls smirk.

  11. eliseb

    usually i’d love to bash lohan, but this is just stupid. did you watch the video?? the paparazzi are being total dicks. and then the guy that got “hit” just kind of rolls onto the ground. he barely even pulls off an “omg i got hit”. and then someone says “another DUI??” all jackassy… they WERE all over her car.

    god. sucks to be her.

  12. HoraceMcTittiesworth

    I hope someone runs over Lindsay Lohan. Stupid spoiled whore. One less slut in the world!

  13. lovescontroversy1

    @44. i thought about that after i posted the comment. thanks for the correction. i may not of noticed it at the time seeing as how i was doing lines of lohan’s coke.

    it really is the best.

  14. Zeebrat

    That was hilarious. The worst part is the site with the video quotes her as saying “I totally did that, I saw him.” when it’s clearly another pap saying “He totally did that, I saw him.” That was the most ridiculous “a celebrity hit me now I can sue” story ever.

  15. Nichole

    I think people should give these stars more credit. Can you imagine not being able to leave your house without cameras on your ass?? People like to ridicule the way they look and act, but if you had cameras on you 24/7 there would probably be some things you wouldn’t want the world seeing also. And probably some pictures that aren’t that attractive. I don’t know why it is expected for them to be absolutely presentable with their hair perfect and makeup untouched every time a picture is taken. I could very well see a picture posted up here of Lindsay just crawling out of bed and people would go on and on about how shitty she looks and the drugs she has taken, when ANYONE would look like that! GIVE IT A BREAK

  16. stephi

    I’m sorry I’m with her on this one. I don’t normally like Lindsey, but you can tell he jumped up on the hood, and I think what she said was “he totally did that, I saw him” I think they just cut out the “he” like they do the “fucks”
    She was going so slow, and her car looked fine…. he was faking it to jump in the lawsuit line. Paparazzi are so aggressive these days, what happened to Princess Di was ahead of it’s time…..

  17. Lowlands

    Is it just me or did she change the color of her eyes as well?I know it’s just Lindsay but normally i would warn you guys for this kind of Lebanese/blonde-greeneyes mixes…

  18. Truthseeker013

    There are those in H’Wood who would offer the opinion that she didn’t commit a crime, but perform a public service.

  19. no I'm not like that

    Yeah, that website is completely wrong on the quote. It’s some woman off camera who says “He totally did that. I saw him.” unitelligible stuff… “I saw him do it. Look at him.”

  20. Lowlands

    On the fourth photo from the left.Look like $10.000 worth of damage on the BMW.

  21. Nathiest

    Once again she is the victim. God damn it I’m so tired of these crazy assholes the “paparazzi”. Haft of’em have a rap sheet over a mile long they are the ones that need to be locked up.

    And all you haters lets see how well you drive a 3am with a billion flashes of light going off in your face. i hate you haters, sheep the whole lot of you.

  22. Dory

    #4- Nearly Killed Someone?? I know Lindsays not the best actor in the world but compared to that paparazzi moron she has bucketsfull of talent.

  23. connie2331

    she has not had a drink in a while, but man o man anyone can tell that she is on some kind of upper!

  24. Navdoug

    I think I believed the paparazzi side of the story until I saw the video. Isn’t a video supposed to help their case? Worst insurance fraud acting EVER

  25. NipsyHustle

    happy steak and blow job day

  26. NipsyHustle

    LLLTC

  27. Russell_Reyes

    I’m not a big fan of LL, but damn those paparazzi are annoying!

  28. NeilB1979

    I’d run you idiots over every chance I got.

  29. Carsten5577

    The negro was just hamming it up. Too bad…

  30. LemonCrush

    Yeah…I call bullshit. He definitely faked that, you can tell on the video. I hate paparazzi even more than I hate Lindsay Lohan.

  31. no1justminda

    She should have run his dumb ass over for real after he pulled that lame stunt. He grabs at his hip ooh-ahh-oowwwing, laying in the street on his stomach, motionless and he gets treated for a bruised knee. Does that even need to be treated? He just made a fool of himself. Even the paramedics know he’s full of it. The one guy has a look on his face like “Man…should I really open this bag up and waste this neck brace, hhhhhh”

  32. metaphor

    That was an obvious set up, he threw himself on the hood of the car. He’s hoping to get a lawsuit going no doubt, but after that video everyone can see that he faked it.

    And what were those paps mumbling on about? “skateboard bodyguards” followed by a beavis and buthead style laugh. And like morons they kept repeating it over and over.
    No wonder this is the only work they can get.

    And that car chase at the end was really creepy. Isn’t that illegal? Those guys are stalkers.

  33. Hortense

    Yay she’s done what all people known to man kind want to do and she didn’t use an umbrella like stupid bitch Spears!

  34. Caris

    WHAT A WHOLE HEAP OF NOTHING

    The video is even cut “….did that I totally saw him.” Trying to say the … is I when like she admitted to it when it is far more likely she said HE did that. Lying there on the ground and making the paramedics pick him up for a bruised knee. There must be something that idiot can be charged with pulling a stunt like that.

  35. hollywood_hillbilly

    Giovanni, a fitting name for someone who dives like an italian calcio player.

  36. spineofsnake

    What’s with people saying she “looks pretty” now?

    She has a more flattering haircut. That’s it. Her face still looks like a prematurely wrinkled sack of crap.

  37. pancakes

    she is a burlap sack with fake tan – i HATE her..she is one of the worst actresses in the world,she’s a redhead(come on,we know they’re the root of all evil) and the whole blonde hair thing is just highlighting the fact that she is pale,unattractive+freckly..ugh

  38. dumbphuck

    fuck me dead. honestly, what the fuck was that? she barely touched him and the motherfucker went to the ground and didn’t get up for like 5 minutes… go play football (soccer) u whiny little bitch.

    this has to be the one time i’ve been on lindsay lohan’s side seeing as this cunt was a fuckin pussy to the max x100000000000000.

  39. Sarah

    What an asshole! The guy deserved it. I saw this on Entertainment Tonight and he was apparently rushed to the hospital for a brusied knee. What a pussy!

  40. MissRandom

    Ok I am as sick of Lindsay as everyone else but after watching that worse than the Blair Witch Project videography (by professional photographers, no less) that guy is dumber than she could ever be. First, he insults her bodyguard (um hello 300lb solid muscle black guy) then he leans over on her car to take more pictures. The to top off the grand event he gets bumped by her car. He immediately falls to the grounds and starts screaming… then refusing to say anything or get up when asked to by police or whoever saying he is pain. Once at the hospital he treated for a bruised knee (that probably was a result of his theatrical falling to the ground) and released.

    WOW! That Lindsay is a wild one! She will soon be labeled the first hit and run serial killer.

  41. I despise Lohan…

    That said, I think that this guy should be prosecuted for improper use of emergency services. Just because I think she is a nausiating patheticly out of control ego-maniacle hosebeast, it doesn’t mean I would want her to be prosecuted for something that is obviously a phony set up.

  42. herbiefrog

    see how everyone loves you now… : )

    just try not to…
    actually…
    run over…
    people…

    lol babe : ))

  43. dumbbrunette

    she’s only wearing an earring on one ear. weird.

  44. OH MY GOD!!! DID you see the video!! That photographer was totally faking it!. They didn’t even catch the exact moment it happened I think he threw himself in front of car as she drove off. I mean come on!, he was only treated for a bruise on his knee!!. And it says that she said “She saw him” implying that she did it on purpose, but in the video she is saying “I saw him, I saw him do it” He jumped in front of her cAR People!!!!

    I really was gonna say what a dumbass because I really don’t like Lindsay (although she is pretty). But the video proves she was right!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Robin

    That guy was sooo climbinig on the hood of her car. That was threatening, and I’d have run the guy down myself.

    Director: “Action!”
    Paparazzi: “OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW” *grab leg*

    pathetic! (Even if she was impaired, this was not her fault.)

  46. Tara_reid_loves_you

    All you Lindsay haters are just plain mean!

  47. candyshroomz

    Ok, you people saying that the photographers deserve it, you DO realize that the only reason most of these no talent, skanky “celebrities” are still being talked about and still in the spotlight are because of the paparazzi, don’t you? These tabloid whores should be thankful for them, not running them over because the tabloids are the only reason they are still famous. It must be nice to be able to drive drunk when you want, assult people, and crash cars on a regular basis without any repercussions. Ah, to be a celebrity and not even have to do anything to deserve it, except for a couple crappy movies and after just act like a complete drug addicted whore.

  48. herbiefrog

    97 …so you would like to be covered in fleas ?

    [off]

  49. sh0t0kan

    she should just carry a bat and hit them with that. i dont blame her she should be the one thats all pissed off because that fucker dented her BMW. by the way she looks super hot in the pic

  50. devin

    Lohans an Anal whore

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