Lindsay Lohan almost killed a photographer last night after hitting him with her car. She told cops she was driving friends in her mom’s BMW when they pulled up to a hotel at 3am to dodge some paparazzi. She then claims the paparazzi swarmed her in the valet lane and one of them jumped onto the hood of her car. Unsurprisingly, the photographers tell a very different story, saying one of the photographers was standing in front of the car when Lindsay flipped the car into reverse and then drive, knocking him down. A source adds:
“She got out of the car to look at Giovanni on the ground as she’s talking to a cop, and then she’s allowed to leave. The other photographers there threw a fit that she was allowed to leave. The cops then asked her friends to call her to come back, and she came back.” NYPD detectives were still probing the incident but seemed to believe Lohan, sources said.
Lindsay Lohan crashes her car like every other month. She’s almost as qualified to drive as the blind. And how can the cops believe her story over all the photographers that were there? They jumped onto the hood of her car? She’s just making stuff up now. I’m surprised she didn’t claim they also had knives and were turning into vampires.
UPDATE: Here’s video of the incident. And yes, that’s admittedly the worst impression of getting hit by a car ever.
Paparazzi should get run over every minute of every day
Is she posing for cameras after she’s hit that photographer? Wow, her transformation into the dumb superficial cracked out whore is complete
Out of jail with Daddy, into jail with Lindsay.
In the third thumbnail, she’s definitely posing… after almost killing someone. Niiice.
Brandy kills someone with her car and doesn’t go to jail. Lohan hits a photographer and gets to leave the scene.
WTF?
Wouldn’t the paparazzi have pictures of what happened?
Smiling after you’ve just hit someone is so tasteful. Mean girl.
This Scarlett Johansen look alike deserves jail time.
Mean crazy eyed biyatch.
The paparazzi have all the fun.
no doubt returning from a long night at rehab.
Let’s get a little perspective people, I despise this filthy Aids receptacle but, Paps are really sub-vermin. I would have no problem with them being exterminated in one swoop, Germany circa 1944 style.
I agree with BarbadoSlim. Team Lindsay! Paparazzi are a$$holes. If I were famous, I’d run ‘em down too.
She was trying to drive away, and he deliberately got in front of her car to keep her from leaving. She was going at like 2mph. He totally hammed it up, pretending he was hurt. He was treated at the hospital for a “bruised knee,” which he got when he threw himself on the ground pretending she hit him a lot harder than she really did. Sure, Lindsay is a train wreck, but the paparazzi are pond scum.
When you’re planning to do a hit and run please dont do it in front of the paparazzis -_-U
Why would the cops be called if she runs over the paparazzi? People hit vermin with there cars every day, and while it might not be the most humane thing, it isn’t illegal either. When was the last time you saw the cops get called in to investigate a case of roadkill?
I say run ‘em down LL, and as your tires bump over top of them do one of those cutesy i-feel-bad “oops” for the cameras.
Who wouldn’t be tempted to run over an eager nerd lugging a big camera and screaming your name?
Yeah, I’m agree with #11 and #12. You should watch TMZ to see how they essentially cram all around and try to get a ton of pictures they hawk to US and People for a pretty good sum of money. It’s in their best interest to halt celebrities from moving, driving, leaving. And if something happens, ie, piss someone off and they lash out at the photogs, it’s all the more money for them (read: Britney fights back!)
They’re pretty aggressive,even with each other. I think people need to stop buying thos celeb rags – that would keep the demand down and stop fueling the celebrity craze we seem to be all about for the last 5 years.
She seams quite happy about attempting murder.
In more interesting news… Bri-Bri has already found her next crutch… Does this bimbo ever stop with the random hookups?
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0314spears.html
I agree….. Paparazzi should be ran over… i know that if those fags jumped in front of me like that… I would run them over…..
On a second note… those are some damn cute boots…..
My wife needs those…..
#5: I was gonna say the exact same thing but you beat me to the punch, fortunetly though, it wasn’t the punch that’s gonna land straight to LL’s chin when I see her.
look…. the papparazzi deserved whatever they got…. why was the guy standing right in front of her car when she’s trying to drive away!? i wish they’d leave her alone. Then maybe she could grow up a little without going completley crazy.
DO you think the cops heard a tearing sound when she had to unstick herstelf from the driver seat to stand up?
This stupid bitch hits someone and is still smiling for the camera?
Un-fucking-believable!
She’s so foxy, The boots are smokin!
I’d hit them too. Jerks.
You all realize we support the paparazzi by coming to the superficial on a regular basis right? That being said, who cares what celebrities and the paprazzi do to each other. Just entertain me.
#24-
I’ll drink to that.
NIGGA DOWN NIGGA DOWN
WHY OH WHY, couldnt poor Lindsay crash into an acting studio? Maybe while she was there repainting the building on the weekends she would over-hear and pickup some pointers!
OOH BURN!
I would be smiling and posing too if I just smoked a Pap.
I’m not a Lohan fan; she is a crazy loon who needs to grow up. But if I had to deal with the pap’s getting run over would be the least of their problems.
Though I do find it funny that these people run snapshots through the camera at warp speed and yet, at least for a couple of incidents I am aware of, there is not a single shot of the “act” being committed.
I call bullshit.
Now, if only the pap was actually hit and killed.
Now THAT would be entertaining!!
…oh, and if he were white =D
I hope the BMW don’t have any damage because that would be a pity ofcourse.
I don’t care what you say. That’s one hot lil crazy oompah loompah. I’d pee in her ass even if her mutant STDs made it look like a squid afterwards. I’d just cut it off. I’m not using it nowdays anyway.
dude look at her she clearly just blew like 40 lines, who gives that full face smile when talking to cops she’s high as a kite and im all for it. cocaine
#30)Instead of ‘don’t’ it’s ‘doesn’t’ ofcourse.Look at the third pic from the left.I believe she tells the truth as well because that’s a very convincing smile.
The redemption of Lohan begins. She shows she is just like any average person by attacking the second lowest form of life- the papparazzi. Soon the media will start swinging around to her defense: “Poor Lindsay, she’s just a simple coke whore trying to make her way in the world.”
She will be the top of the charts in no time.
Big deal. You, Lindsay, are no Lizzie Grubman.
I hate lilo soooo much. Arguably one of the most obnoxious celebs.
Although, i have to admit, she looks very pretty here.
So photogs are allowed to jump in front of her truck and she just needs to let them snap pictures of her until she goes blind? What the fuck? Even the IDF isn’t supposed to use people as human shields (I mean they do, but…). So lemme get this straight: I can jump in front of anyone’s car with a camera and not move as I take endless pictures, and THEN sue if they decide to nudge me out of the way with their 4000 lb vehicle? What a fucking joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’m just kidding. Milk that firecrotch for all you can, camera jockey!
1. that guy (her bodyguard, i assume) has reall ashy hands…. he needs lotion
2. i wonder if lindsay would get mad if people started to say she was starting to look like her dad.. cuz that evil smile looks like him in the 3rd pic with the ashy hand
BTW, Lowest form of life: Trolls
haha look at that smirk
(3rd pic from the bottom)can the puffer fish body guard’s hands be anymore ashy?
OK, so we all know what an oxymoron it is for stars to long to become famous enough to be stalked and then upon reaching that level of celebrity they punch photogs, etc…
BUT can you imagine leaving a club at night, getting in your oversized SUV and trying to drive in the dark with these guys dressed in black with a hundred camera flashes in your sight? it’s inevitable someone is going to get knocked the fuck out.
if i were linds i would be grinning too…
Please, if celebrities don’t like the paparazzi then guess what, don’t be a celebrity. I know it’s got to be horrible but that comes with the job description. In the third pic she is posing, but really, how fast could she have been going? He’s an idiot.
#42, i think you mean “ironic contradiction”, not oxymoron.
She actually looks pretty good in those pics. I’d do her…twice.
1) She looks totally hot in those pics
2) I’m glad she has cleaned up her act
3) I’m glad cleaning up her act doesn’t mean she won’t still hit people with her car
I once again LOVE Lohan!
Yes, I’m sure the paparazzi were faultless; they are simply innocents trying to earn a dollar to put food on the table.
I couldn’t even type that with a straight face. If you charge a car with a camera, shouldn’t the car be allowed to charge you?
In a perfect world, we would hang one paparazzi per week in the public square and give schoolchildren long pointy knives for a game of “first to find the gall bladder wins”.
You get em Linds! Fucken aholes.
I can’t belive it! She has new shoes on! She really is moving on up.
Maybe she bought the shoes from the insurance money.She probably told them she hit a sidewalk-pole with the car.
Lindsay, Paris, Britney, and all the other Hollywood hoes should have a contest to see who’s the dumbest.
They could do it reality style, eliminated one person each week.
And by eliminating, I mean choosing a super-cool way to kill them live on the air.