Lindsay Lohan runs down the street in her bikini

January 11th, 2007 // 223 Comments
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I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Lindsay Lohan was running down a Miami street in her bikini last week, but I’ve given up trying to understand why she does the things she does. In her mind there was probably a shark chasing her down in a go-kart. Or maybe she thought the creepy half-naked guy behind her was a chupacabra. With her mental capacity I’m just surprised she was on her feet, and not lying on her belly trying to swim down the road.


  1. Truthseeker013

    kaiser, sounds like you’re jealous because you weren’t asked to stay over…

  2. danielle

    #199. Uh, yeah..like posting my opinon on the STORY. I’ve tried to do that without having ass trolls follow me after doing so..but to no avail.

    Mind your own fucking business twat.

  3. mia

    Well, by calling me twat i assume you’re here juste to insult other poster. And by the STORY do you mean other poster opinion? How old are you? You’re a little bit immature aren’t you?

  4. PrettyBaby

    187 & 188 Why your both right!!!

  5. diarrhea riot

    # 81 running of the whores….
    that’s fucking good!

  6. ImaCracka

    you know… alot of Olympic champions trained like that…. running in a bikini… in heels… with a lit cig…..

    wonder when this girls money will run out and she and Tom Sizemore will end up in a box on hollywood Blvd…….

  7. jav135

    She’s not on the street, she’s at the Delano hotel. She’s probably running back to her cabana, but who knows what for.

  8. RichPort

    jrzmommy (what kind of name is that) and I (see above post where I am so proud of my african american status)do in fact harass others here. It is in our nature. We cannot help it.

    I post on the internet while supposedly at work (see above). I don’t know which is sadder … that fact or the real truth that I live with my mother am unemployed and have nothing better to do all day.

    I am an asshole. jrzmommy is a royal bitch and a pathetic parent whose children should be pitied. We banter around with each other like we are really important here. I just hope she doesnt quit fantasizing about me now that she knows im african american. she is probably african american as well so that would be oh so cool. maybe we can get married and i can help her with the parenting thing.

    as for danielle and the danielle manifesto: you go girl. don’t let me or the others her insult you then go without responding. the manifesto author obviously has problems much more serious than anyone else here. what a self righteous pompous ass. fucking retards i tell you.

  9. Lowlands

    Does Richport ever sleep?Maybe i need a side-kick.

  10. Lowlands

    You’ll be getting $0,001 a comment.Finally a real job.

  11. herbiefrog

    …its ok, we get it…

    you dont have to run away
    just dont let it control you

    someone inside…

    has more
    willpower
    than you can imagine

    indepenance : )_

  12. Lauren

    I had my appendix taken out the day after Lindsay. I can tell you that I most certainly haven’t been running around my bikini nor can I put a belly ring in as it is still healing from the surgical incision. I am so tired of the bulls**t these people make up to excuse their rehab stints.

  13. #172. I just had to point out to those who failed to credit this post, how absolutely fucking brilliant I am! The humor! The timing! The charisma! God, I am the fucking shizzle!

    Oh, and RPLTC, long time!

  14. Notice the line “play the piano with a sledgehammer”? Classic!

    Notice how I tried to involve my fat Fish-friend, jrzmommy, in the joke? A team player!

    Damn, I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Wait, … Um, no. I meant that I’ve got a really big hose! Yeah, that’s it!

    Remember, RPLTC, long time.

  15. LittleLady

    im guessing she’s trying her hardest to just simply enjoy the beach when retards like you chase her across the beach and down the street trying to take pics of her to make fun of..

  16. Mr.Eps

    lmfao

  17. licklick

    She could only be running for Coke or Cock.

    My bet is both.

  18. man if i was there i’d be crossing my fingers for her to trip

  19. I wish I m watching her bouncing boobs , Aahh

  20. Marie

    1. As i see in the background another woman is also walking down the street in bikini… The misterious fact is her face expression… Maybe its was a poop alert ;))
    2. You people are so funny ..You just made my day reading all your wacky posts.
    2. For the guy,KAISER, i see several posts and he is only cursing. DO YOU SUFFER FROM TOURETTE ?!

  21. Marie

    1. As i see in the background another woman is also walking down the street in bikini… The misterious fact is her face expression… Maybe its was a poop alert ;))
    2. You people are so funny ..You just made my day reading all your wacky posts.
    2. For the guy,KAISER, i see several posts and he is only cursing. DO YOU SUFFER FROM TOURETTE ?!

  22. Max

    probably running to get one of her silicon implants that had slipped out of its slit

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