I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Lindsay Lohan was running down a Miami street in her bikini last week, but I’ve given up trying to understand why she does the things she does. In her mind there was probably a shark chasing her down in a go-kart. Or maybe she thought the creepy half-naked guy behind her was a chupacabra. With her mental capacity I’m just surprised she was on her feet, and not lying on her belly trying to swim down the road.
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JuniorLeaguer | January 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Is she running from that goof behind her
wedgeone | January 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
SECOND!!
Where’s all of the freckles in this pic?
JuniorLeaguer | January 11, 2007 at 1:36 pm
……OMG………alert the media……..I……was……….first
86 | January 11, 2007 at 1:36 pm
There she goes….trying to steal Paris’ paparazzi again. That bitch will do anything for attention.
Flush it all away | January 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Isn’t that the girl who used to make movies a long time ago?
saffron714 | January 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I would be running if that freaky guy was behind me too!
Germany | January 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
there must have been a lot of bouncing there
saffron714 | January 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Did anyone notice her choice of footwear?
saffron714 | January 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Did anyone notice her choice of footwear? I don’t know about you but I regularly go running in high heeled slip on shoes.
Devilish Tenshi | January 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm
How many bikinis does this girl own and why is she never in clothing? ALSO WHEN DOES SHE SLEEP?
saffron714 | January 11, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Even better she is running AND smoking!
wedgeone | January 11, 2007 at 1:41 pm
And how much running can she REALLY be doing with a cigarette stuffed between those sausage links she calls fingers? And in shoes like that? I’m not an expert on women’s footwear, but I would bet that you can’t run too far in clodhoppers like those .
Now the dude in the back – he’s her designated drink holder. That way she can still claim that she hasn’t touched any alcohol in ….
jst | January 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Not only the wedge heels, but running with a lit cigarette. Would someone just give her a pair of scissors please. Also, why is the creepy guy wearing a hat? Did they just knock off a liquor store?
wedgeone | January 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Sorry saffron. We were typing the same thing at the same time, & your hi-speed link was better than mine.
shelleycrispix | January 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Wait a minute
natalie | January 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm
hey, guys?? where is her appendectomy scar? from the appendectomy she had last week?
saffron714 | January 11, 2007 at 1:46 pm
It’s cool wedgeone. Great minds think a like
Sidney | January 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Run
Run
Puff
Run
Run
Gasp
Run
Puff
Cough
mikewall | January 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Is that a cigarette in her hand? she is deffinetly not running for a workout.
Lindsay when she was sexy
Boogie Monster | January 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Look at her facial expression. That’s definitely a expression of slight pain. She’s running to get to the closest toilet…
blobby braun | January 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
maybe she’s doing her post-surgery workout. one two three four, puff two three four…
dr’s orders.
combustion8 | January 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm
she heard someone yell from around the corner “free coke”… yeah she’s a coke head.
carpemundus | January 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm
man oh man, what a trainwreck. good scoop superficial
http://www.carpemundus.com – lol@cigarette
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Don’t know how this is possible but this looks more tight.Must be because she heavely breathing.
caljenna | January 11, 2007 at 1:52 pm
There are so many things wrong with these pictures I don’t know where to start…but I imagine things started like this:
“Hey Random Follower, wanna see something funny?”
(Random makes some Goofy-style laughing noise.)
“I haven’t had any media attention in about 6 minutes, so I’m gonna run down the street in my bikini and heels like an idiot and see if they notice!”
(Goofy laugh)
“You follow behind me in case I drop my cigarette, mmkay? And look like you adore me, cuz that’s what I pay you for, mmkay?”
(Goofy laugh again)
“GO!!!!”
Or something like that…
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Who’s that tall guy what’s creeping behind her?Her mental coach?
caljenna | January 11, 2007 at 1:58 pm
“Oh, and maybe if I run they won’t notice my lack of an appendectomy scar. I STILL can’t believe they bought that one!!!”
Peter Coffin | January 11, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Ok, we see that guy running behind her grinning like a 3rd grader seeing porn for the first time and we wonder why she’s running down the street?
Pointandlaugh | January 11, 2007 at 2:02 pm
The boobies flop up
The boobies flop down
The boobies flop up
The boobies flop down
Jenna | January 11, 2007 at 2:03 pm
What had happened was that the press finally found her in a bar. Since she doesn’t want to be in any photos with liquor bottles, she ran away. Literally. Fortunatly she found someone nice enough to hold her drink for her until the paparazzi went away.
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 2:03 pm
You know, for her age Lindsay Lohans mother has an ok bikini body. Yeah, she looks ok for a 45 year old.
RussianMafia | January 11, 2007 at 2:08 pm
What a great ad for the circa 1995 Payless shoes she’s sporting!
Bell91501198 | January 11, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Well she’s clearly either insane, retarded or both. But still I have to say…I’d hit it.
polypam | January 11, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I’m actually going to say something nice here. I liked those shoes so much that I almost dropped $160 on them last summer. They’re C.Ronson (not Payless…ahem). Still, I hadn’t planned on running in them.
But since this is Blowhan, I have to end with something snarky, right? Um, how about…Is this the running of the bull or something?
polypam | January 11, 2007 at 2:17 pm
And oh yeah, do any of these girls actually work???
cincy_josh | January 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm
For some reason this made me think of a Mentos commercial.
Whammer Jammer | January 11, 2007 at 2:32 pm
If she REALLy had an appendectomy, I don’t think she would be able to run this soon. Which leads me to belive that the appendectomy story was complete bullshit. Which leads me to believe that she probably was in the hospital dealing with her latest overdose. Which leads me to believe she’s a coked out whorebag.
RussianMafia | January 11, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Those are her pool shoes. Obviously $160 equals $1.60 in Lindsay money.
Tracie | January 11, 2007 at 2:33 pm
The shoes are called “espadrilles”. I’d say they are the most comfortable high-heeled shoe ever made. That said, you wouldn’t see me running the Miami 5k in a pair of them.
Maybe Lindsay chose the most popular form of surgery to avoid any scarring – through the belly button. ;)
Her newest film, sponsored by Parliament, is going to be titled, “Little Miss Asthma”.
F-Sucker | January 11, 2007 at 2:33 pm
She was running to get some of this man-meat.
MissMara | January 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm
those are quite possibly the ugliest shoes on this planet.
shankyouverymuch | January 11, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Fashion shoes on, lit ciggy in one hand… ready-set-go… I LOVES MY Little Lindsay!!! Who doesn’t just lap this stuff up!?!?
Peace-Out-Niggas
diarrhea riot | January 11, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Holy fucked-up belly button.
Barf.
fastkittycat | January 11, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I found this guys myspace profile.
http://www.myspace.com/funnyderek
he is actully kinda cute.
karifarrell | January 11, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I can totally relate to LiLO…Whenever I’m on coke and heroin and have had a couple drinks, I too, enjoy running around in my bikini while smoking a cigarette. I just usually do it late at night, when the rest of the world is asleep…geez, I’m not starving for attention like she is!
BoardBetty | January 11, 2007 at 3:19 pm
She definitly looks like she’s having a POTTY EMERGENCY!!!!
What’s worse: Papparazzi catching her crapping herself in a bikini? Or papparazzi catching her running to the restroom?
Fugurself | January 11, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I need to know what a woman who brays like a donkey during coitus and is
capable of upwards of ten orgasms in one single night looks like
normella | January 11, 2007 at 3:30 pm
This bitch is really grating my nerves.
carrie bradshaw | January 11, 2007 at 3:38 pm
yeah, i had appendicitis last year and had an emergency appendectomy and there is no way i could have been running around like that a week later, and i’m young and healthy. plus, as others have mentioned, where are her scars? the only thing that would have made this good is if she tripped and fell and went down the hill like a human slinky.
normella | January 11, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I like your name, carrie bradshaw. :)
That slinky comment reminded me of the episode of Family Guy when they show Dubya mastering the slinky on the stairs. Hee.