Lindsay Lohan robbed herself: Exhibit B

August 28th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Seen here strung out as hell leaving Bardot last night, Lindsay Lohan’s stolen safe is starting to become more and more convenient. Apparently inside was $2 millions worth of jewels she had on loan but, surprise, those pesky robbers took it. RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay had the jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricy baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn’t have them.
“Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe,” a source tells RadarOnline.com
“They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it.
“The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”

What I can’t believe is that someone made a conscious decision to lend $2 mil in jewelry to Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, whoever took one look at her and said to themselves “Nope, these won’t get bartered for coke” needs to not be responsible for lending precious jewels to customers. Or anything above pouring me a coffee at Starbucks.

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  1. Do FreeBird

    At least they serve three meals a day in prison.

  2. Winter

    I hope she realizes that she actually might end up in jail if it turns out that no one stole her safe and she made all of this up.

    I’m crossing my fingers.

  3. joho777

    This doesn’t seem like an unsolvable crime.

    Just get a warrant for Lindsay’s Blackberry and then call all her cocaine dealers (there won’t be anything else on it except Sam’s old phone number).

    Tell each of the coke dealers (it’ll take a while) that if the missing jewelry is returned to the store, a reward of $ 400,000 (or whatever they are actually worth) will be paid no questions asked.

    That way the store gets its jewelry back, and Lindsay can even spin a story that she didn’t steal them to pay off a coke debt.

    Her fans will certainly believe her, even if no one else will.

  4. jessman

    shes lost her self in the gumdrop forest according to her dealer .

  5. Jessica

    God………she is sick.

  6. Dr. Strangelove

    She will be DEAD by Christmas…of what else…a drug over-dose!

    Just don’t take any one with you…well maybe that freak IT-FRIEND OF YOURS!

  7. C

    Now is the time to take advantage of her tight little body.

    Her coke brain is irrelevant.. in bed.

  8. Well, if THIS doesn’t smell fishy …

  9. Galtacticus

    This could be coincidence. . . Ofcourse. . .

  10. Gando

    Isn’t there any insurance covering this up?

  11. Mama Pinkus

    I’ve gone from having complete disdain for this gal to feeling extremely sorry for her – she desperately needs help

  12. don key

    She is such a dog now that she even brings her own fire hydrant with her to pee on, see pix 6.

  13. EricLR

    I support Lilo on this one. Last year, this guy stole my car and the insurance company refused to believe I had a Picasso painting in the trunk at the time. So I too know what it’s like to be persecuted!

  14. catorina

    ew you are all savages. this is lord of the files .. PIGGY PIGGY

  15. This is newsy? I mean, don’t ALL 3-year-olds have their careers totally planned out? I know kids today are slackers, but really. Come to think of it… Why haven’t I been informed of Violet and Matilda’s long-term goals? (see what I’m saying about slackers?)

  16. God.what’s happened to her?

  17. God.what’s happened to her?

  18. This could be coincidence. . . Ofcourse. .

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