Lindsay Lohan robbed herself: Exhibit B

Seen here strung out as hell leaving Bardot last night, Lindsay Lohan’s stolen safe is starting to become more and more convenient. Apparently inside was $2 millions worth of jewels she had on loan but, surprise, those pesky robbers took it. RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay had the jewels on loan from swanky Beverly Hills store, XIV Karats, from over two months ago but when asked to return the pricy baubles the Mean Girls star fessed up that she didn’t have them.
“Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe,” a source tells
“They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it.
“The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”

What I can’t believe is that someone made a conscious decision to lend $2 mil in jewelry to Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, whoever took one look at her and said to themselves “Nope, these won’t get bartered for coke” needs to not be responsible for lending precious jewels to customers. Or anything above pouring me a coffee at Starbucks.