Check out these surveillance shots of the burglary suspects outside Lindsay Lohan’s home, and one of them looks familiar. In fact, even Lindsay knows who it is, according to her Twitter page:
that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me
8:57 PM Aug 25th from web
Yes, that certain old friend knew to go right for the nude pics and embarrassing legal documents, BECAUSE IT WAS YOU. Seriously, look at that first pic and tell me that’s not Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately, the camera didn’t have infrared otherwise you’d see an abnormally high heat signature coming from the groin area, so now we’re forced to rely on old-fashioned detective work. Namely pointing directly at a picture of Lindsay robbing her own house and saying “There she is.”
dude, that is totally samantha ronson. looks more like her than lindsay.
Holy shit! that gotta be from “The Blair Bitch Project”
So tired of reading about these dumb, promiscuous, drunk, i contribute nothing to society, Hollywood wannabes.
Maybe Lindsay Lohan doesn’t know she’s Lindsay Lohan.
The DARK Side is calling you Lindsay Lohan!
I’ve heard about someone called Lindsay Lohan.Where’s she?!
lmao, you entire statement is based upon speculation but it’s an accusation of slander, hope you guys have a good lawyer.
Na thats not here. The girl in the pic for starters is like 4 times the body size of Lindsay.
Na thats not her. The girl in the pic for starters is like 4 times the body size of Lindsay.
Na thats not her. The girl in the pic for starters is like 4 times the body size of Lindsay.
Here is the legal (and abridged) version of slander:
” Slander is an untruthful oral (spoken) statement about a person that harms the person’s reputation or standing in the community”.
Lindsay Lohan has no reputation to slander.
Superficials comments tend to lean towards conjecture. Conjecture is not illegal. Here’s a good example:
“Gee, that short person in those pictures who’s wearing a tee shirt, blue jeans, a Baseball style cap and Chuck Taylors sure looks a lot like Samanta Ronson. Now it might be or might not be, but just about every time I’ve every seen her she’s wearing the exact same grubby looking crap.” Yep, it certainly looks like her.
That folks is conjecture.
And now she is reporting that the thieves took a safe which contained 2million in jewels loaned by some jeweller who must have been on crack, what a co -inky-dink, she did a shoot in London jewels went missing, she ”borrowed” these jewels, they went missing, but what the heck, she’s a celebrity, like Michael Douglas’ meth pushing son she probably wont do any time. If ever a person needed an intervention this idiot should have one, unfortunately unless her parents suddenIy see her as more than a cash cow, I foresee some sex tapes, some porno movies and ultimately a suicide note.
Umm it’s so her. She is a confirmed pathological liar, and stealer, crackie and a skinny fame whore. She obviously wore all those baggy clothes to make herself look bigger cuz she knows we all know she’s a skinny bitch. The pix she takes form those poses. Skinny arms. Plzz. She should get arrested.
It could not be because she is hiding from the pappers? Nah she robbing herself.
its about time she did it. she has to stay relevant somehow. i think she lost a shitload of brain tissue when she lost all that weight the first time cause before then she was straight.
good