Check out these surveillance shots of the burglary suspects outside Lindsay Lohan’s home, and one of them looks familiar. In fact, even Lindsay knows who it is, according to her Twitter page:
that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me
8:57 PM Aug 25th from web
Yes, that certain old friend knew to go right for the nude pics and embarrassing legal documents, BECAUSE IT WAS YOU. Seriously, look at that first pic and tell me that’s not Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately, the camera didn’t have infrared otherwise you’d see an abnormally high heat signature coming from the groin area, so now we’re forced to rely on old-fashioned detective work. Namely pointing directly at a picture of Lindsay robbing her own house and saying “There she is.”
debagger | August 27, 2009 at 11:28 am
first. lame
dela | August 27, 2009 at 11:29 am
First
dela | August 27, 2009 at 11:30 am
First !!
TheOverrated | August 27, 2009 at 11:30 am
she must have seen edward scissor hands and realized breaking into your own house can be profitable, especially if you have insurance!
Mike | August 27, 2009 at 11:30 am
Yeah it is her. If that damn camera could pick out red spots, we would see all those damn disgusting freckles.
Flower | August 27, 2009 at 11:31 am
Funny thing. First thing I thought when I saw this picture was “That’s Lohan, herself”. Guess it was because the cowl she has over her head is so like the picture you ran earlier of Lohan walking in SoHo. Sure looks like her to me.
Mac | August 27, 2009 at 11:33 am
My exact comment yesterday….
“Done intentionally for publicity. Her career is in the gutter. Need to make the front page of the tabloids some how.”
: )
AKiz | August 27, 2009 at 11:37 am
She is a complete joke!
Deacon Jones | August 27, 2009 at 11:39 am
Holy shit.
You’d think she’d at least HAVE THE FUCKING BRAINS NOT TO ROB HER OWN HOUSE WHEN SHE KNOWS SHE HAS A SURVEILANCE SYSTEM.
I guarantee they match up the hand position on that fence she’s touching and dust for prints. She’s looking at federal time if they catch her.
yawn | August 27, 2009 at 11:42 am
looks like she’s desperate to have the video released.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 27, 2009 at 11:46 am
And to think I thought she was only known as a turd burglar
Bryce | August 27, 2009 at 11:52 am
Gingers are confusing. Shouldn’t she go to jail for filing a police report that someone broke into her house? Shouldn’t she have known there was a camera at her pad? I guess coke really is the worst drug you can take.
Danklin24 | August 27, 2009 at 11:57 am
Umm these pics don’t prove shit. Peole. She had to get back to her house somehow. The pics of her and another person outside the fence look just like an actual photo released earlier.
SuperflyCaroline | August 27, 2009 at 12:00 pm
lmfao!!!! I thought this at the very first glimpse of the photo. It’s Lilo unless she has a younger sister who wants so frame her…naaaah!
Cash | August 27, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Hips are too wide… LiLo looks like an ethiopian, especially if she had a damn rag on her head.
It would be really funny if it were, but no, this isn’t her.
Tonawanda | August 27, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Freckles aren’t disgusting. Lindsay’s freckles may be disgusting, as an extension of her ugliness, but come on …
FWIW, I want to see the sex tape. She may be a troll, but she’s still bangable troll if you wear six condoms and go to jail afterwards to get one of those de-lousing showers.
Peter Pumpkin Eater | August 27, 2009 at 12:13 pm
@9: If this was anyone else in America, what you said would be true. She’ll spend 7 minutes in jail at most, if they even make a case against her.
Dee | August 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
She is a joke. Why she still gets any attention is beyond me. No talent, nothing to offer, slut/drug addict.
Hecubus | August 27, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I think it’s disgusting how you’d accuse a young girl of fraud with so little evidence, the person on that surveilance video could easily be E.T. or Mother Theresa’s ghost out for revenge.
Alex | August 27, 2009 at 12:44 pm
#17
Pft…seven minutes is asking way too much. I mean, come on! As a half-assed celebrity, you can bite and assault your girlfriend and get probation. Breaking into your own home for publicity? The judge will just laugh and say, “Heavens, Lohan, you kill me! That’s too cute! Now scooch on out of here before I spank you! Ah, well, that takes care of that. Bailiff! Any celebrity murderers today that I can at least point my finger at and use harsh language? I’m feeling extra judicial, today!”
ROUGH Daddy | August 27, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Who’s saying its her? Sherlock-fish in the name of satire?
jen | August 27, 2009 at 1:32 pm
And it looks like saMANtha was with her.. How many anorexic lesbian thieves are there on one planet??
ass | August 27, 2009 at 1:38 pm
But that b*tch is opening the doos wiht the key!
Dee | August 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
She just wants to release that porno to get her career back on track
lola | August 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I think it looks like Sam or maybe her younger sister.
magpie | August 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm
ah, msn got the story from you! that’s cool. i hope it’s true, cuz it would be wonderful. i want her to go to jail for something that’s really gonna piss off the court system and police.
p.s. what’s up with that shit-eating grin? she seems to think this is the cleverest thing since lady windermere’s fan.
ari gold | August 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm
International Talent Management (one of the biggest agencies in Hollywood) has a booklet that they give all of their clients. On page 16 (second paragraph from the bottom) is information on the steps to take to cause your career to implode. This EXACT example is given. LOL!!! She’s following the steps to point by point!
R.I.P.Each | August 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Looks like Halloween decorations. Like those made in China ghosts that say Booooo-ooo-oo when you get too close to their electronic buggers.
Boooooo-ooo-oo!
GOx42 | August 27, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Dude it’s the same top she had on from your entry a couple of days ago the says “lindsey not wearing a bra” check it out
true story. | August 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I hope you are REALLY confident about tht, because you can pretty much get the shit sued out of your over that.
You should edit and put ‘allegedly’ in about 40 times, that should cover you. Then maybe “we take the law very seriously”
Shawna | August 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
It does look like the shirt she was wearing earlier.
And what a coincidence, her house got robbed the morning she was wearing that white shirt too.
I see what she did thar.
kitty_kat | August 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Iunno. The pics are way too grainy to say definitively.
joho777 | August 27, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Busted. But Lindsay was never very good at planning anything (except getting her next 8-ball).
Unfortunately, people have no interest in seeing Lindsay momentarily bumping uglies with one of the thousands of faceless nameless guys that she has picked up to screw.
I will really be surprised if her sex tape (after she releases it) actually sells. Sorry, Linds.
Paige | August 27, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I knew it!!! I watched the video and I thought it looked like her. And the shirt looks like one she was wearing in photos earlier in the week. How dumb. Its a wonder her and her father dont get along better since they are using the media to their “advantage”.
Boxer | August 27, 2009 at 3:45 pm
this could be her best role yet and possibly not go direct to video.
Clamhammer | August 27, 2009 at 3:58 pm
she’s gonna release her own sex tape and make millions. why not? kardaskank, paris, lee anderson. lots of green for some second rate scenes.
amoi | August 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm
You dummies. It’s clearly Michael Jackson.
Tom Peeping | August 27, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I hope she goes to jail for filing a false police report. She and her Dad are such PR whores, what’s next a Peeping Tom.
Erika | August 27, 2009 at 4:26 pm
That is Sam R. and one of her posse. That’s definitely not Lindsay….that girl is way too wide to be Lindsay!! Lindsay is a toothpick. That girl need to get on the treadmill.
The Rake | August 27, 2009 at 4:36 pm
This is some funny ass shit. Who are those apparent skaters/ wiggers in the shots? Bizarre and INTIMIDATING.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
Sickitten | August 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Yawn. I called this yesterday in the LL post. Boy, her father is really scary to go along with this. Stupid south shore Long Islanders!
joe m | August 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Criminal losers blame the victim of a crime.
Their empty lives will always be boring.
I'm the coolest | August 27, 2009 at 5:28 pm
New title for the linds drama, “As The Fuzz Bumper Turns”
lilo ho | August 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
pic#3 looks like paris hilton
Shaadi | August 27, 2009 at 7:01 pm
This chick is one line snort away from really going off the deep end. What rich person robs their own place unless they want the insurance $?
Plus, her track record with men is scary. I was looking at a list of her hookups…not good:( http://www.ranker.com/list/lindsay-lohan_s-loves–and–hookups/celebrityhookups
Nathiest | August 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Looks so much like her!! too bad she was out of the country at the time.
Truth Doctor | August 27, 2009 at 10:58 pm
No way you can claim that you know who that is. Sure, it resembles her, but it also resembles pretty much any girl of her stature as well.
Also, something looks odd with the pictures. They look a little doctored to me (I do a lot of photo work). I can’t say what it is, they just look…odd.
hm | August 27, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Looks like Nicole Richie, if she wasn’t currently pregnant – and a little more mature these days
Taloulah | August 27, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Similar top from this photo:
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/lindsay_lohan_gets_burglarized.php
hmmmm…….
Cambria | August 28, 2009 at 12:54 am
That is so -not- the same shirt. Look at the last pic. It’s a girl in a t-shirt with another shirt over her head. Also, you can see her hair sticking out under it and it is -way- shorter than her hair is right now. Yes I know there are such things as extensions, but taking out and putting in extensions in an effort to disguise herself on this video sounds like WAY more planning than lilo is capable of.