As predicted by pretty much everyone, Lindsay Lohan is using her new single status to go on a non-stop penis parade, according to Page Six:
The faux lesbian has been “a complete and utter wreck” since Ronson broke it off with her two weeks ago, and has been spending time with “a different man every night,” said one concerned friend. Some of the guys include “90210″ star Kellan Lutz — who “has been out of town this week, but they are in constant contact,” the friend said — as well as British paparazzo Chris Jepson.
On April 15, Lohan and Jepson were inseparable at a Hollywood Hills house party. According to a spy, they even went into a bathroom together and didn’t come out for quite some time.
As a heterosexual male, I should be excited about this news. Except as a human capable of sight I want someone to throw an axe at my eye. Side boob, thou hast betrayed me.
Watching her on Ellen as I write this, and she seems to be more grounded than we’re used to seeing. Almost like a real person. Remember when she was hot? That was awesome for awhile.
@ 85 – clueless much? large boobs hang. when they hit her waist get back to me, but until then, go crawl back into your mom’s basement.
I would totally cock-slap those fun-bags.
#35 and #37
LOAD. OF. B.S.
I’m 32 and my breasts are NOTHING like that. She is TWENTY TWO. At twenty two my breasts really defied gravity. Now they are a bit heavy on the bottom part, but I can’t hold a pen there, while Blowhan can hold at least TEN.
My mom’s 54 and her breasts look WAAAAY better than Lohan’s.
There are fake ridiculous Victoria-Beckham breasts, there are NORMAL breasts and there are SAGGY breasts.
Lohan has SAGGY tits.
Her tits looks like the ears of my beagle
Her tits looks like the ears of my beagle
LOOK AT ALL HER FRECKLES AND MOLES AND SHIT. AND SHE’S ALL WAFER THIN. AND FUCKING THAT BOOB IS HIDEOUS. AND FUKIN EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GROSS! AND I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT IN A MOVIE ANYMORE! PRODUCERS LISTEN UP! LINDSEY WILL RUIN THE FUCKING BOX OFFICE REALITY FOR YOUR MOVIE. SHE TOO DISGUSTING TO US BECAUSE OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. SHE SUCKS AS AN ACTRESS ANYWAY.
SHE’S JUST LIKE OK ACTION! “KK, HEY!(SMILE) i’M LINDSAY IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE! THAT’S RIGHT! NO RANGE! NOSKILLS! JUST COLLECTING PAYCHECKS EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE IS SICK OF ME!”
I was gonna try to make some funny, but you people are in fine form and I don’t think I can compete today.
#102
My sister is a size 0 and natural DD’s. Hers can’t hold a pen underneath. Just because your life among uglies has only seen pancake tits doesn’t mean all naturally large boobs are that repulsive.
I used to think her boobs were totally fake, but with sag like that, they just might be real after all. I’m twice her age and dont sag that badly.
Why are you all so harsh on this girl? It’s nothing a little rehab, electroshock therapy, an eating disorder clinic, plastic surgery, a dermatologist, a priest, garlic and a wooden stake can’t fix.
mmm, I really do prefer her without make up.
Her face looks so real.
I wanna kiss it.
lindsay u look bad clean up the stuff
lindsay u look bad clean up the stuff
I couldn’t see the sideboob over all those ribs.
Someone should tell her that ribs shouldn’t poke through your skin like that. That can’t be healthy.
Holy cow, she loks like an 40 years old
I love her
She is so tall and sexy.I know a place you can date with such girls.
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No Bob-THAT is a result of media pressure.
Lindsy has had cameras in her face,angry paparazzi,vile public innuendo,a broken relationship…….no wonder she took a walk on the wild side.
No Bob-THAT is a result of media pressure.
Lindsy has had cameras in her face,angry paparazzi,vile public innuendo,a broken relationship…….no wonder she took a walk on the wild side.
No Bob-THAT is a result of media pressure.
Lindsy has had cameras in her face,angry paparazzi,vile public innuendo,a broken relationship…….no wonder she took a walk on the wild side.
Oh my god. Shes 22 and her boobs are THAT saggy. gross gross gross. Istead of the 5k a month on blow, she should have some work done on her bod…..
THIS GROSS ASS DIRTY BITCH IS FUCKING SICK! YUUUUUKKKKKK EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
she look so old like my grammum, I hope she isn’t sick.
I thought her breasts were totally false, but with a fall as this, which may well be true, after all. I am twice his age and the collapse who do evil.