As predicted by pretty much everyone, Lindsay Lohan is using her new single status to go on a non-stop penis parade, according to Page Six:
The faux lesbian has been “a complete and utter wreck” since Ronson broke it off with her two weeks ago, and has been spending time with “a different man every night,” said one concerned friend. Some of the guys include “90210″ star Kellan Lutz — who “has been out of town this week, but they are in constant contact,” the friend said — as well as British paparazzo Chris Jepson.
On April 15, Lohan and Jepson were inseparable at a Hollywood Hills house party. According to a spy, they even went into a bathroom together and didn’t come out for quite some time.
As a heterosexual male, I should be excited about this news. Except as a human capable of sight I want someone to throw an axe at my eye. Side boob, thou hast betrayed me.
Ew side boob. At least they’re real.
first
She is soo hot.
I was gonna say “Her face is looking old ” but then I notced the titty . Its lokking old too.
GET THEE A BRA!
I was gonna say “Her face is looking old ” but then I notced the titty . Its looking old too.
GET THEE A BRA!
My eyes! Good god, is she in a competition with Kiki Dunst for droopiest boobs? Gravity is not her friend.
OMG lock her in a padded room and feed herrrrr!!!
ughhhhhhhhh
Gross.
I would eat her used tampon
SAGALICIOUS!
After seeing her back, I have the sudden urge to whip out my xylophone. Weird…
Wow, looks like Lindsay’s in such a bad state that even a few Superficial male commenters could get a little action…nah.
This chick is spent.
NEXT!!!
Dirty and malnourished I would still hit that.
Prolly not Wendy.
She is So done.
You can just look at her and tell she’s about to go full on Plato.
Yes, she is a crazy bitch and does, to a degree, deserve what her life has become, but I can’t help but feel bad for the girl.
As weird as it was, her relationship with Samantha Ronson seemed like it really stabilized things for Lindsay. With that gone, she’s just a shiftless mess of a person.
Lindsay: check into rehab somewhere, really concentrate on getting well and step the fuck out of the spotlight, for your own good.
This is boring. I’m going to watch porn now.
Lilo has been rode hard and put away wet one too many times.
Girl, if you aint feelin’ good about yourself, penis aint gonna fix it, that’s for sure.
Can you imagine the sag when she gets older?
Bleah. Never thought I’d be so revulsed at massive side-boob.
#19: WRONG. Semen is a magical elixir – warm salty spurts that slide down your throat with an occasional ropey clot that gives you a mini-gag of delight. Scrumptious.
…uh, so I hear, from my, uh, wife.
The dik parade has now begun,
listen to the d*ldo hum
Linsey out to have some fun,
a cobra on her left
Retard on her right, yeah
Say, lil tit-horsey – why the long face?
nice side boob, coketwat.
Queer woman in a silk dress,
pearly beads around her neck
Kissed the hunter of the green vest,
who has wrestled before
With lions in the night
id still hit it
She is really aging quickly. By time she is 30 she will look 50.
No kidding, this thing is 22 years old ? I am 50 and actually look better !! No kidding.
she´s so BEALTIFUL it should be illegal
any of you guys would be a disaster after only one year living like lilo.
looking like that with her lifestyle requires some REAL GOOD genes and some luck.
boob lift required though.
sorry lindsay
yeah i still love you
sure, I´ll suck ´em anyway
mmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
“Kelley” yes, you are kidding, because you look like a piece of shoe leather. And you still don’t know how to spell your name.
too much alcohol, drugs, late nights, smoking, and tanning(esp for an extremely fair skinned redhead) will age someone way beyond their years. exhibit A: Lindsay Lohan. my god she looks bad. her tits look like fried eggs nailed to the wall cuz she’s lost too much weight in a seemingly unhealthy way. all boobs have some hang to them but hers look like a woman in her late 40s. shes only 22, wtf?
she’s gone skinnier than ever since being with sam i bet is because anything that goes into her mouth tastes like sam’s stinky crumpet.
and she has Droopy’s ears as her boobs yuck.
I prefer buttermilk flapjacks, please.
all you losers who keep posting ‘boob lift required’ need to stop staring at fake gravity defying porn star implants and start looking at how REAL tits look.
there’s nothing wrong with her tits.
the rest of her, however… IS ALL EFFED UP.
she needs:
1) to eat a cheeseburger
2) to stop drinking all those energy drinks and coffee
3) lay off the coke
4) drink more water
5) get some friggin sleep
6) stop acting like a total sex-maniac (unless it’s with me, of course)
we now return you to regular d-bag postings.
How can you be 22 years old and have boobs that saggy? She will be tripping over them by the time she is 40..
35. Agreed…..too many people are used to seeing fake boobs, from that angle her boobs look the way they should since they are real. Just because she has side boob doesn’t mean that they’re pointing down. She has a lot of problems but her rack isn’t one of them.
My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
She is so cute! Seriously, I could just hug her in half!
wow are those things sagging or what??
wtf is going on with this whore? she was smokin hot just 6 months back.
I look at this girl pictures whe she was young and I feel so sorry for what happened to her, this is the true result of terrible parents. Worst than that, this is not the only girl in America with theese problems, there is a whole generation of young girls who go out every single night, have sex with anyone, drink too much, do drugs, and have no self steem.
damn….eat a sammmich and maybe your tits would fill out a little
Someone please feed her a CHEESEBURGER or 4! She needs to gain about 30lbs and she’d be HOT again! I miss the “young” Lindsey!!!
I think today’s comments pretty much cover it.
Is she already dead?
THOSE TITS ARE NOT REAL, HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are implants that are teardrop shaped to have some “natural looking” sag. Idiots. Trust me, I know. I have the same ones, expect mine look great. Her’s, not so much. SKANKY.
Her floppy tits and freckled, non-elastic saggy skin make me sad for her looks when she turns 30.
Her next true love should be to get a bra for those hangers.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
bullshit normal boobs look like that. I’m pretty much the same age as her and my boobs look nothing like that. Yeah maybe in 5-10 years that would look normal but not now.
#7 – Forget locking her in a padded room…she needs to be locked into a padded bra.