Lindsay Lohan really was a burglary target. Whoops.

May 15th, 2009 // 42 Comments

Turns out the supposed burglary attempt at Lindsay Lohan’s house wasn’t a false alarm after all. Police have released footage of two suspects outside her home who allegedly attempted to break in, according to People:

“While the driver stayed inside, the passenger suspect stepped out of the vehicle, walked through a gate and entered the backyard of the residence,” say police, who are seeking the public’s help in identifying the suspects.
“Investigators believed that the suspect tried to gain entry by using an unknown type tool to pry open a back window and door. After the unsuccessful attempt, the suspects drove off.”

So, I’m going to come right out and say it, that’s definitely Sam Lutfi in the surveilance photo. But if turns out it’s not, who’s to say it really isn’t it? Eh? Think about that one for a bit then try to tell I’m wrong. You can’t do it.

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Comments (42)

  1. m | May 15, 2009 at 11:06 am

    first?

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  2. Nightbringer | May 15, 2009 at 11:06 am

    The police should not waste there time on this. I’m sure it’s a drug dealer trying to get their money back or an american hero. Either one.

    http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com

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  3. RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Someone stole her attractiveness.

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  4. GuyHolly | May 15, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Poor Lindsy, even burglars don’t want her shit.

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  5. RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 11:32 am

    #4 – Dude, when you’re that thin, you don’t shit… you just fart brown dust…

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  6. Dr. Nappy | May 15, 2009 at 11:45 am

    /gag

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  7. Learn How I Make $50 Profit everyday | May 15, 2009 at 11:46 am

    i would love to bang her and then kick her skinny ass to the curb

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  8. sambert | May 15, 2009 at 11:47 am

    spell check much?

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  9. joho777 | May 15, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Too bad the burglar didn’t get in.

    He could have done a couple of loads of laundry while sorting through all of Lindsay’s valuable stuff.

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  10. jed smith | May 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    who ever does this site enough with the lohan shit u talk so smuch shit bout her and how many times do you show her your either gay or you love her

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  11. Zanna | May 15, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    jed…sober up and type back later.

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  12. Randal | May 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    It must be so hard to be on the front lines of the celebrity scene with all these strangers wanting to take advantage of that fame. Lindsay, continue to remain a strong headed person when scum like these come around knocking on your door.

    Randal

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  13. David | May 15, 2009 at 12:23 pm

    Did that guy fall getting out of the car….

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  14. Mike | May 15, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    @10. Here’s some free punctuation for you to use. No, don’t thank me.

    , . ? ! : ; ‘

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  15. LinDsay Lover | May 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    ill protect you lindsay

    ha the papa hanging around outside does have some good uses

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  16. friendolinds | May 15, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Wasn’t the first, time and won’t be the last time, someone’s used a tool to enter her back door.

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  17. Sentient Yeast Infection | May 15, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Hey Randal whatcha got against thieves bitch?

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  18. Jackson | May 15, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

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  19. Lulu | May 15, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    OMG
    .
    .
    it looks a hella lot like SAM LUFTI.

    :-)

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  20. boli | May 15, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    probably a pap looking for sex videos to shop. god knows what all sorts of unholy shit she has in that place.

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  21. Meream | May 15, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    whoops indeed.

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  22. chirs | May 15, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Lindsy, not looking so good

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  23. norton | May 15, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Probably looking for her coke stash…….

    This little gal isn’t looking very healthy with the beet red nostrils – a tell tale of what she’s up to.

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  24. Rhialto | May 15, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Aww! A lill error in the journalism.We’re just humans as well!

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  25. LPB | May 15, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Looks like Eminem to me.

    Thanks for the TMZ commercials, jackson

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  26. Galtacticus | May 15, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    Next time i send her one of our boogeymen for a couple of hours to make it up!

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  27. galaxy | May 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    seriously, i would never ever have the guts to go into that infected whore’s lair….not without spraying her place down first.

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  28. galaxy | May 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    seriously, i would never ever have the guts to go into that infected whore’s lair….not without spraying her place down first.

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  29. galaxy | May 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    seriously, i would never ever have the guts to go into that infected whore’s lair….not without spraying her place down first.

    Reply
  30. gerard vandenberg | May 16, 2009 at 12:38 am

    This is a “FAMOUS” trick of getting attention & sorrow from naive americans.
    be honest to yourself: WHAT IS THERE TO CATCH THESE DAYs?

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  31. Masti | May 16, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Gorgeous gal

    want to be famous
    Click name

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  32. duh | May 16, 2009 at 6:02 am

    This break in reeks of guys trying to find her cocaine stash. Problem is, her stash is circulating in her blood stream.

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  33. jerryff | May 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    She’s hot!! what do ya say? huh?
    but know what? wanna try and date real hot modelrs? you may wanna check this out ___Tall mingle. com___ Man, you don’t believe what you might get there!!LOL

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  34. Nero | May 16, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Whos’ this greasy brunette?

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  35. Boogeyman King Dong | May 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Head louse for sure.Probably crab louse too.

    Reply
  36. Kye | May 16, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    She looks like she’s nearing 30 good god.

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  37. 1moreidiotintheworld | May 17, 2009 at 8:19 am

    @5 White dust in… brown dust out……

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  38. herbiefrog | May 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    similar with gin…

    lovin the mk look : ))

    gottago…

    Reply
  39. Jesmi | May 18, 2009 at 4:55 am

    wow wht a gorgeous gal

    find some more gals

    Reply
  40. SLIM | May 23, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    SHE HAZ ALL THAT MONEY AND DRESSES LIKE SHE SHOPS AT THE THRIFT STORE ON A REGULAR BASES……WHOS YOUR STYLIST LOHAN…..WHOEVER IT IS,,,,FIRE THEM NOW!

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  41. SLIM | May 23, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    SHE HAZ ALL THAT MONEY AND DRESSES LIKE SHE SHOPS AT THE THRIFT STORE ON A REGULAR BASES……WHOS YOUR STYLIST LOHAN…..WHOEVER IT IS,,,,FIRE THEM NOW!

    Reply
  42. memory card reader | April 23, 2010 at 5:36 am

    Lindsay, a strong leadership person continues to stay around when such scum come knocking on your door.god knows all sorts of unholy mess he’s in that place.

    Reply

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