Lindsay Lohan really was a burglary target. Whoops.

May 15th, 2009 // 42 Comments

Turns out the supposed burglary attempt at Lindsay Lohan’s house wasn’t a false alarm after all. Police have released footage of two suspects outside her home who allegedly attempted to break in, according to People:

“While the driver stayed inside, the passenger suspect stepped out of the vehicle, walked through a gate and entered the backyard of the residence,” say police, who are seeking the public’s help in identifying the suspects.
“Investigators believed that the suspect tried to gain entry by using an unknown type tool to pry open a back window and door. After the unsuccessful attempt, the suspects drove off.”

So, I’m going to come right out and say it, that’s definitely Sam Lutfi in the surveilance photo. But if turns out it’s not, who’s to say it really isn’t it? Eh? Think about that one for a bit then try to tell I’m wrong. You can’t do it.

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  1. Nightbringer

    The police should not waste there time on this. I’m sure it’s a drug dealer trying to get their money back or an american hero. Either one.

    http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com

  2. Someone stole her attractiveness.

  3. Poor Lindsy, even burglars don’t want her shit.

  4. #4 – Dude, when you’re that thin, you don’t shit… you just fart brown dust…

  5. Dr. Nappy

    /gag

  6. i would love to bang her and then kick her skinny ass to the curb

  7. sambert

    spell check much?

  8. joho777

    Too bad the burglar didn’t get in.

    He could have done a couple of loads of laundry while sorting through all of Lindsay’s valuable stuff.

  9. jed smith

    who ever does this site enough with the lohan shit u talk so smuch shit bout her and how many times do you show her your either gay or you love her

  10. Zanna

    jed…sober up and type back later.

  11. Randal

    It must be so hard to be on the front lines of the celebrity scene with all these strangers wanting to take advantage of that fame. Lindsay, continue to remain a strong headed person when scum like these come around knocking on your door.

    Randal

  12. David

    Did that guy fall getting out of the car….

  13. Mike

    @10. Here’s some free punctuation for you to use. No, don’t thank me.

    , . ? ! : ; ‘

  14. ill protect you lindsay

    ha the papa hanging around outside does have some good uses

  15. friendolinds

    Wasn’t the first, time and won’t be the last time, someone’s used a tool to enter her back door.

  16. Sentient Yeast Infection

    Hey Randal whatcha got against thieves bitch?

  17. You should see the picture of Kim Kardaskank on tmz.com. She is not wearing a butt girdle and you can see her saggy ass with a lot of cellulite on her ugly loose ass and on her thighs. She is wearing spandex work out pants. It is gross looking!

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/its-kim-kardashians/

  18. Lulu

    OMG
    .
    .
    it looks a hella lot like SAM LUFTI.

    :-)

  19. boli

    probably a pap looking for sex videos to shop. god knows what all sorts of unholy shit she has in that place.

  20. whoops indeed.

  21. chirs

    Lindsy, not looking so good

  22. norton

    Probably looking for her coke stash…….

    This little gal isn’t looking very healthy with the beet red nostrils – a tell tale of what she’s up to.

  23. Rhialto

    Aww! A lill error in the journalism.We’re just humans as well!

  24. LPB

    Looks like Eminem to me.

    Thanks for the TMZ commercials, jackson

  25. Galtacticus

    Next time i send her one of our boogeymen for a couple of hours to make it up!

  26. galaxy

    seriously, i would never ever have the guts to go into that infected whore’s lair….not without spraying her place down first.

  27. galaxy

    seriously, i would never ever have the guts to go into that infected whore’s lair….not without spraying her place down first.

  28. galaxy

    seriously, i would never ever have the guts to go into that infected whore’s lair….not without spraying her place down first.

  29. This is a “FAMOUS” trick of getting attention & sorrow from naive americans.
    be honest to yourself: WHAT IS THERE TO CATCH THESE DAYs?

  30. Gorgeous gal

    want to be famous
    Click name

  31. duh

    This break in reeks of guys trying to find her cocaine stash. Problem is, her stash is circulating in her blood stream.

  32. jerryff

    She’s hot!! what do ya say? huh?
    but know what? wanna try and date real hot modelrs? you may wanna check this out ___Tall mingle. com___ Man, you don’t believe what you might get there!!LOL

  33. Nero

    Whos’ this greasy brunette?

  34. Boogeyman King Dong

    Head louse for sure.Probably crab louse too.

  35. Kye

    She looks like she’s nearing 30 good god.

  36. 1moreidiotintheworld

    @5 White dust in… brown dust out……

  37. herbiefrog

    similar with gin…

    lovin the mk look : ))

    gottago…

  38. wow wht a gorgeous gal

    find some more gals

  39. SLIM

    SHE HAZ ALL THAT MONEY AND DRESSES LIKE SHE SHOPS AT THE THRIFT STORE ON A REGULAR BASES……WHOS YOUR STYLIST LOHAN…..WHOEVER IT IS,,,,FIRE THEM NOW!

  40. SLIM

    SHE HAZ ALL THAT MONEY AND DRESSES LIKE SHE SHOPS AT THE THRIFT STORE ON A REGULAR BASES……WHOS YOUR STYLIST LOHAN…..WHOEVER IT IS,,,,FIRE THEM NOW!

  41. Lindsay, a strong leadership person continues to stay around when such scum come knocking on your door.god knows all sorts of unholy mess he’s in that place.

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