Are she and Mischa Barton hanging out? That looks suspiciously like something you would wear if you didn’t know how to dress yourself.
Man, she already looks like she’s in her 30s. At this rate in a couple of years she’ll look 60.
If you are reading this Lohan know this, your next two films are gonna tank, big time, and your 15 mins are almost up. So I suggest you familiarize yourself with the straight to DVD business, whore.
She’s like a 5 year-old.
she must have read about how white her legs were 2 days ago because look how orange they are now!
Oh, now thats just funny!
P.S. Nice cyst on your face, there. Did you burn yourself lighting the pipe, or is that just what the herpes looks like under your makeup?
And nice leg warmer tan. Pale ankles and shins are so in this year!
That’s awesome! I’m finally first (not actual first first post first) on something BEFORE the celebs.
i always thought Lindsay was between the ages of 3 and 3 1/2
Too bad she wasn’t quoted reading from Superfish back when it was funny, instead of the nonstop yawnfest that it is now (especially the comments).
It’s cool that she can laugh at herself, because, really, everyone else already does, too.
Lindsay, if you are reading this right now: I liked the Haley Mills Parent Trap way better. Your british accent sucks.
#6 – I was just thinking something along those lines. Self tanning lotion only works if you actually apply it right, and even then it usually looks cheesefabulous.
I could go for some McCronch!
Whoa, I just noticed something that is pretty obscure, but I like cars so sue me.
Her 911 is an automatic? I didnt even know Porsche made automatics. What is the point of that?
I guess and cannot handle a gas pedal, a brake, AND a clutch all at the same time.
I am probably the only person who finds that interesting.
LOL its pretty cool she reads this too. I dunno why she would since its pretty much about ridiculing her all the time (not that that’s a bad thing lol)
There was a time, way back when, in which the posting of “First” was funny. But that was a long time ago and it got old really quickly and it became generally accepted that only losers bothered posting “first”. And yet, these losers continued to do it, because, well, losers never learn and that’s why they’re losers. Then one day, one of these losers made a typing mistake and wrote “Frist”. This allowed for even greater ridicule of the loser, but it also became kind of funny and some amusing people picked up on it and wrote “Frist” a few times. But then the losers started to catch on, that they started posting “Frist” also, thus turning “Frist” in to the new “First”, and making it just as stupid to post. And yet, this stupid behaviour continues as long as losers abound.
So, #1, “omg Frist!”, what is your point exactly, and who really cares (yourself included – do you really care that you got to post first”?
Stop the insanity, R.I.P. to the “First” posts.
People actually read this crap ? ;-)
@15….Oh, yes you order it as part of the: Poosies Who Can’t Drive Premium Option Package.
Forgive #17, he’s in a bad mood because he’s sore from last night’s savage fristing.
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