Are she and Mischa Barton hanging out? That looks suspiciously like something you would wear if you didn’t know how to dress yourself.
Man, she already looks like she’s in her 30s. At this rate in a couple of years she’ll look 60.
If you are reading this Lohan know this, your next two films are gonna tank, big time, and your 15 mins are almost up. So I suggest you familiarize yourself with the straight to DVD business, whore.
She’s like a 5 year-old.
she must have read about how white her legs were 2 days ago because look how orange they are now!
Oh, now thats just funny!
P.S. Nice cyst on your face, there. Did you burn yourself lighting the pipe, or is that just what the herpes looks like under your makeup?
And nice leg warmer tan. Pale ankles and shins are so in this year!
That’s awesome! I’m finally first (not actual first first post first) on something BEFORE the celebs.
i always thought Lindsay was between the ages of 3 and 3 1/2
Too bad she wasn’t quoted reading from Superfish back when it was funny, instead of the nonstop yawnfest that it is now (especially the comments).
It’s cool that she can laugh at herself, because, really, everyone else already does, too.
Lindsay, if you are reading this right now: I liked the Haley Mills Parent Trap way better. Your british accent sucks.
#6 – I was just thinking something along those lines. Self tanning lotion only works if you actually apply it right, and even then it usually looks cheesefabulous.
I could go for some McCronch!
Whoa, I just noticed something that is pretty obscure, but I like cars so sue me.
Her 911 is an automatic? I didnt even know Porsche made automatics. What is the point of that?
I guess and cannot handle a gas pedal, a brake, AND a clutch all at the same time.
I am probably the only person who finds that interesting.
LOL its pretty cool she reads this too. I dunno why she would since its pretty much about ridiculing her all the time (not that that’s a bad thing lol)
There was a time, way back when, in which the posting of “First” was funny. But that was a long time ago and it got old really quickly and it became generally accepted that only losers bothered posting “first”. And yet, these losers continued to do it, because, well, losers never learn and that’s why they’re losers. Then one day, one of these losers made a typing mistake and wrote “Frist”. This allowed for even greater ridicule of the loser, but it also became kind of funny and some amusing people picked up on it and wrote “Frist” a few times. But then the losers started to catch on, that they started posting “Frist” also, thus turning “Frist” in to the new “First”, and making it just as stupid to post. And yet, this stupid behaviour continues as long as losers abound.
So, #1, “omg Frist!”, what is your point exactly, and who really cares (yourself included – do you really care that you got to post first”?
Stop the insanity, R.I.P. to the “First” posts.
People actually read this crap ? ;-)
@15….Oh, yes you order it as part of the: Poosies Who Can’t Drive Premium Option Package.
Forgive #17, he’s in a bad mood because he’s sore from last night’s savage fristing.
Well…..at least she’s eating.
I’ll bet she tried to order beer or liquor.
@10… yeah, that sounds more like it.
I guess that congrats are in order, Mr. Fish.
Now if LiLo would read the posts, take the advice of the general consensus, and take herself out with a swift collision with a brick wall, we’ll all know that our efforts posting are worthwhile.
What a horrible job she did at applying fake tanner. Look at her incredibly uneven orange, splotchy legs. Can’t she hire someone to spread the shit on for her? For like a grillion dollars?
Is playing Hungry Hungry Hippos while drinking supposed to be bad? It’s sounds phenomenal to me … maybe with a Quaalude thrown in, or something … that would be the tits.
Hungry Hungry Hippos is the most obnoxiously loud board game EVER…
#15 – They call it “Tip Tronic”.
It’s been out for quite a while. Only god knows why someone would want a sports car in automatic though… I’ve even heard of some rapper ordering his girls’ Lamborghini in automatic. I believe it was a Gallardo or Murcielago, the only factory produced auto Lamborghini in the world according to whatever show it was on.
On the other hand, is it just me or am I the only one who thinks this girl is ugly?
hahaha that’s awesome. lindsay: you used to be so adorable (circa ‘the parent trap’), and now you’re just as trashy as britney. but as sad as your life has become, thanks for entertaining us.
What is radical is her tan line in #3 and #4. I don’t know what kind of crazy shoes she’s wearing to get it but I sense a trend starting.
#28: fugly. Thank god the standard girl I date is hotter than this witch.
#28 – Thanks for the clarification. I guess I thought tiptronic cars had the clutch for manual driving if you wanted it. But i guess it is the same as paddle shift cars–no clutch.
BTW, it isnt a rapper. It was Kobe. He had a lambo converted for her to automatic because she cant drive a stick. It is the only one like it in the world. Check out the web or wiki to verify. Stupid idea in my opinion. Spend a hundred thou converting a lambo or spend about one hour in the parking lot of a grocery store and just learn how to drive a stick for free.
She’s already waaaay past her peak. For most girls that’s around 13-14 years old, but for her it was maybe 11 or 12, and she’s aged twice as fast as a normal person.
Nice Chanel charm attached to her bag.
Shield me from the freckles.
Lindsay……stop trying to act. Oh, and tone down on the self tanner. EW
(That’s The Coffee Bean behind her.)
Far left, way in the background… see Perez and his whale-blubber-chortling-self amusingly toying with his mini-penis?
Thus proving that these hollywood skank whores really HAVE been on the fish posting and calling people losers….
Lindsey Lohan should take Glock, kill both her parents, then off herself in Paris Hilton’s apartment….
So many people would win in that situation…
Well, everyone except Valtrex I guess… they might suffer some financial losses without her “recruiting” all the new customers for them…
What happened to my Troll? she was the first one to the page but never posted any witty comments. She must be out to lunch
Nice dirty feet, Lindsay! Oh, “nice” tan too. LOL!
how comes we haven’t seen her in a bikini for a while now?
what is firecrotch hiding?
I want to see Kobe and his wife in a lambo in a grocery store parking lot. Priceless.
Shut up 17, I’m the REAL FRIST!!!
daddy doesn’t love her
Sucks that she didn’t read all the comments about what a stupid skank she is though…
@42 you are the ONLY FRIST!!!!
Off of the topic: has any one seen that spoof of Perez Hilton in cartoon form? It’s actually quite funny. Perez himself in all his self promotion glory, put it on his crappy website a few days ago.
What a bloated smurf crotch!
@ #17: While it is extremely loserish to post FIRST!, posting FRIST!!! is still mildly amusing. It’s more of a hommage to FRIST!!! who is a really cool person. (Or at least I hope that is why you people are posting FRIST!!! instead of FIRST!).
Lindsay, you must not neglect the knees with the self-tanner. I agree it is a tricky area. Just make sure you exfoliate well, then apply a layer of lotion, then the tanner. The lotion will prevent your skin from absorbing too much tanner and giving you abnormally brown knees.
Why is this skank a celebrity?
More celebs SHOULD read about themselves AND laugh about themselves except that funny haired Rheinheld Rump ( sounds like).
McDonalds AND Coffee Bean? fukkin fat ass.
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