Lindsay Lohan Pretends to Fight Child Trafficking: The Movie

January 11th, 2010 // 57 Comments

Lindsay Lohan released a clip from the human trafficking documentary she filmed in India and it’s about as vapid a vanity project as you’d expect. In the minute-long preview, Lindsay dramatically makes earth shattering statements such as children aren’t responsible for being trafficked, it’s the traffickers. WOW. Thanks for clearing that one up, Collagen McCokeTits. Here I’ve been sitting around thinking these kids were just going through a phase.

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Comments (57)

  1. Intrepidpursuit | January 11, 2010 at 11:30 am

    First. Tired of hearing about this bitch.

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  2. Taz | January 11, 2010 at 11:31 am

    fug

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  3. missywissy | January 11, 2010 at 11:32 am

    The Superficial is the only place in the world that Lindsay Lohen is relevant.

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  4. http://www.funderoos.com/ | January 11, 2010 at 11:40 am

    She’s in her mid-40s right? Oh she’s not? Oh well then, she looks like absolute dog shit.

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  5. Rough: please pardon my negro dialect | January 11, 2010 at 11:42 am

    hahah god bless her heart…well @least shes doing something +.

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  6. Boo you | January 11, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Oh lord.. she’s trying to be serious.. Is she Lisa Ling now? Movie career is in the toilet.. Let’s try being a reporter? I will expect Oprah to have her on to discuss the recent discovery she made of human suffering by perverts. I giggled on the Collagen McCoke Tits…. hahahahahhaha To funny

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  7. joe shitheel | January 11, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Give it up, Lintz! You can’t make a difference; you need money first…your OWN money…

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  8. Lorena | January 11, 2010 at 11:51 am

    Ustedes los que viven en el ” Primer Mundo” , no saben de la realidad que se viven en otras sociedades donde esto se ve a diaro. Dejeme decirle que en estos paises los niños o los padres de ellos, son culpados y rechazados por vivir esta situación y no se dan cuenta que el problema es más profundo y causado por otros factores. En mi Pais emigran muchos Joves en busca del Sueño Americano, manipulados por personas sin escrupulos que los llevan a la prostitución.

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  9. AteIsEnough | January 11, 2010 at 11:52 am

    Linds looks used, abused and strung out…like she’s 60! How sad and pathetic for her.

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  10. billy buttrash | January 11, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Lorena sez: You who live in the “First World” are not aware of the reality they live in other societies where this is seen to Newspaper. Let me tell you that in these countries, children or parents of them, are blamed and rejected by living this situation and do not realize that the problem is deeper and caused by other factors. In my country many Joves migrate in search of the American Dream, manipulated by unscrupulous people who lead them to prostitution

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  11. Crusty | January 11, 2010 at 11:57 am

    With the passing of Walter Cronkite, we as a society need to pass the torch of outstanding journalism to the next generation of great young minds.

    Thank you, Lindsay Lohan, for being that beacon of integrity, intelligence, and objectivity. The world is in safe hands.

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  12. lololololol | January 11, 2010 at 11:58 am

    i’ve never been pro slavery but if lindsay is against this then i side with the slave traders.

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  13. Crusty | January 11, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    What Lorena doesn’t understand that some of these young women can get $60 for three quick lap dances here in the States. That’s $60 for about 10 minutes of bumping and grinding.

    If that’s not the American Dream, I don’t know what is.

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  14. hollywood gossip | January 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    I totaly hate her.

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  15. Lorena | January 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Crusty, si lo entiendo y por gente que opina como tú y hace permisible esta sitación es que van dirigidas las palabras de Lindsay Lohan ………. serán simple y sencillas pero muy reales!!

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  16. Lorena | January 11, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Crusty, si lo entiendo y por gente que opina como tú y hace permisible esta sitación es que van dirigidas las palabras de Lindsay Lohan ………. serán simple y sencillas pero muy reales!!

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  17. Lorena | January 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Crusty, si lo entiendo y por gente que opina como tú y hace permisible esta sitación es que van dirigidas las palabras de Lindsay Lohan ………. serán simple y sencillas pero muy reales!!

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  18. Lorena | January 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Crusty, si lo entiendo y por gente que opina como tú y hace permisible esta sitación es que van dirigidas las palabras de Lindsay Lohan ………. serán simple y sencillas pero muy reales!!

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  19. Lorena | January 11, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    Crusty, si lo entiendo y por gente que opina como tú y hace permisible esta sitación es que van dirigidas las palabras de Lindsay Lohan ………. serán simple y sencillas pero muy reales!!

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  20. Lohan Schmohan | January 11, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Why can’t the traffickers steal her and sell her in the black market? No one buys washed up, coked out, former child stars??

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  21. Robot | January 11, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    Dear god she looks like she 60 and her news reporting was very hard hitting. I mean most of the kids were a afraid to say they weren’t okay. I mean maybe the kids WERE fine and then some some chick come in strung out on coke and freaked. But I mean really everyone knows what goes on in child trafficking it’s never good.

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  22. AnnaDraconida | January 11, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    For a moment there I thought it was Britney Spears.

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  23. juniper | January 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    love the collarbones.

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  24. Kitty Furry | January 11, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    For balance: this is certainly not typical of american white chicks..the question is why do all the other social groups worldwide emulate? PSYCOLOGICAL CONDITIONING

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  25. Bob | January 11, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    Dude – What’s with her face?!
    Are those jowls?

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  26. Quinn | January 11, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Love how she thinks only the “attractive girls are raped or prostituted”

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  27. J | January 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    Lorena,

    Thanks for clearing that up, but the message is lost due to the absolute ignorance of its messenger. Yes, those of “us” in the first world, more commonly known as the “north region” are not generally aware of such atrocities, maybe those issues are better suited to the cluster fuck known as the UN to help solve the above mentioned problems.

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  28. livingjetlag | January 11, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    LL is actually quite modest – not only is she ending child trafficking on Earth, she’s doing it in outer space, too! The sparkly chest is to reflect lasers shot at her by space pirates! What was in that cocaine, anyway?

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  29. Savalas | January 11, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Her dimming star is just what this issue needs to get several people to pay attention to it!

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  30. kerri | January 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    is LL fighting this cause because it finally dawned on her that this is what white oprah did to her?

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  31. Crusty | January 11, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Lorena, I apologize for making a joke on a web site who’s very existence is predicated on making jokes.

    My bad..

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  32. Cam Girls | January 11, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Lindsay Blowhan is awesome!

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  33. jtg | January 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Good thing it says “Lindsay” or I would have thought it was Mother Teresa back from the grave.

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  34. Valerie | January 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    @ 28: Space Coke!

    Her double chin looks even worse than ever

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  35. Anon | January 11, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Is that Lindsay Lohan in pic 1 or Shitney spears?

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  36. Virginia | January 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    I think my favorite part is, “and maybe, if the girls are attractive, they are being raped and prostituted.” Now if I’m not raped I have a complex because I must be ugly. Thanks Linz.

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  37. Virginia | January 11, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    btw, is that sweat or body glitter?

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  38. me again | January 11, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    why is she making that ridiculous face?

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  39. StEvec | January 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    That’s not Lindsay Lohan….it’s Sharon Stone, isn’t it?

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  40. NFL Draft | January 11, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    she is beautiful when is in bikini but now…..

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  41. Yeah...right | January 11, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    Is she deliberately trying to humiliate herself? She’s doing an exceptional job of it lately.

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  42. shortcake | January 11, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    hey beaner, # 15, 16, 17, 18, &19. speak english!

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  43. Somone please off her | January 11, 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Can’t someone just whack this slutty bitch? I’m so sick of her; this actually may hurt people instead of help them because people will be so disgusted by her coked out attention whoring that they will purposely ignore the problem to get as far away from her as possible…

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  44. dontneedone | January 11, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    virginia- hilarious

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  45. 2010 winter olympics | January 11, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Lindsay Lohan is fighting for a good cause of Child Trafficking, I hope the documentary movie becomes an inspiration for many.

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  46. DocGrrl | January 11, 2010 at 10:08 pm

    Collagen McCoke Tits!!! That is fucking awesome! Love it.

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  47. Brooke | January 11, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    Hahaha this is a joke, right?

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  48. WizardofIB | January 12, 2010 at 1:50 am

    Completely patronizing shit. Who the fuck funded this?!

    Lets traffic her coked out ass the land of 6 years ago when she was attractive and off-limits.

    The Wiz

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  49. Styxchix | January 12, 2010 at 2:52 am

    Fish you are superb! Collagen McCoke Tits had me spraying my mouthful of wine over my keyboard. Brilliant! By the way, I wish Linds would just do us all a favour and OD already.

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  50. wizeguy | January 12, 2010 at 6:12 am

    DAY – UM !!!!
    bette davis …’whateva’ happened to baby jane’ ..

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