Lindsay Lohan pretends to be sober

November 2nd, 2006 // 110 Comments
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Comments (110)

  1. King UBS | November 2, 2006 at 8:44 am

    First!

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  2. Brain Embolism | November 2, 2006 at 8:45 am

    You called that one jrzmommy!

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  3. Italian Stallion | November 2, 2006 at 8:45 am

    She pretends she doesn’t do coke too……

    And claims not do like Pot……..

    And fucks like a rabbit…….

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  4. BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 8:46 am

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    seriously, have your OD already so everyone can pontificate on how your worthless life was wasted.

    bitch

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  5. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 8:47 am

    I think Hohan has the concept backwards….she thinks you wear a chip for how long your latest bender has been.

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  6. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 8:48 am

    2–I know. I’m being gracious.

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  7. GirlyGirl | November 2, 2006 at 8:48 am

    About a year ago it could have been a tag showing how long it’s been since she ate something.

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  8. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 8:48 am

    I’ve been sober 17 days now. I’m trying to lose weight so I can get you babes a new picture to oogle. One with washboard abs.

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  9. Don Boogie | November 2, 2006 at 8:49 am

    No, you guys don’t understand…that chip stands for 90 straight days of doing coke in a bathroom stall with jizz running down your leg and waking up in a hotel room with a bloody nose and a rash.

    Just wanted to clear that up.

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  10. seyoboy | November 2, 2006 at 8:51 am

    They are all drunk ,they don”t need to pretend…

    http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

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  11. Stirlang923 | November 2, 2006 at 8:51 am

    hahahaha
    beat up a sober guy

    hahaha
    this post is fucking great

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  12. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 8:56 am

    I hope every person who is really trying to get sober finds her and throws rocks at her….big ones….with jagged edges.

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  13. shelfbeast | November 2, 2006 at 8:56 am

    If she really *is* sober, then she’s violating that whole Alcoholics ANONYMOUS thing by hanging it off her tank top.

    Please. She’s as sober as DuffMan.

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  14. BarbadoSlim | November 2, 2006 at 9:02 am

    If Al-Queda wanted to gain some sympathy before the midterm election for their collaborators they should drop, maybe….I don’t know, seven ? jumbo jets on the vicinity of this person.

    It’s up to YOU Osama, make this happen!!

    I’m not kidding

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  15. Anastasia_Beaverhausen | November 2, 2006 at 9:07 am

    Way to desecrate AA’s 12 Traditions

    “…we need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio and films.”

    Asswipe.

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  16. HolisticWisdomcom | November 2, 2006 at 9:10 am

    While I think Lindsay really needs to work on being a grown up, I am glad to see that she is working toward starting. Maybe the embarrasing public letter started this (about not working on the set). I think that was about 3 months ago.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  17. Guy-Pierre | November 2, 2006 at 9:13 am

    @8.. BigJimmy, take your time, I’ll wait… forever for you.

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  18. slantingthroughdarkness | November 2, 2006 at 9:20 am

    Lindsay is obviously not sober. Just look at the way she’s dressed.

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  19. RichPort | November 2, 2006 at 9:20 am

    Folks, my apologies for disappointing you, but that’s the tag from her plastic surgeon telling how long it’ll take for the implants to heal. It’s an old shirt… easy mistake.

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  20. Haroof | November 2, 2006 at 9:24 am

    I’d love to Peter North all over those luscious love melons.

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  21. Ruby | November 2, 2006 at 9:28 am

    What’s with the dude in the third pic? He certainly has a large package.

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  22. fearsarewishes | November 2, 2006 at 9:30 am

    I’m thinking this chip was Photoshopped. That chip looks bigger than life in the last picture.

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  23. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 9:32 am

    I’m depressed.

    It seems like the only people I can turn on these days are flaming homos (no offense intended).

    I need a drink.

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  24. pinky_nip | November 2, 2006 at 9:32 am

    The only twelve steps this bitch takes are from the limo to the bar.

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  25. pinky_nip | November 2, 2006 at 9:33 am

    Who’s her sponsor? Pete Doherty?

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  26. shelfbeast | November 2, 2006 at 9:37 am

    #25 – BWAH HA HA!

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  27. Anastasia_Beaverhausen | November 2, 2006 at 9:38 am

    @23 …I’ll fuck ya.

    But I fuck anything. As long as you’re ok with that…

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  28. Italian Stallion | November 2, 2006 at 9:44 am

    Lindsay Lohan had Five Guy’s for lunch, and I’m not talking about the Burger place…….

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  29. krisdylee | November 2, 2006 at 9:44 am

    Does AA make a 12 hour chip?

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  30. IFuckingHateYou | November 2, 2006 at 9:45 am

    Here’s hoping the Ninety Days chip represents how much longer this ugly, freckled, no-talent cunt has left in the spotlight.

    Only replace “Days” with “Seconds” please.

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  31. krisdylee | November 2, 2006 at 9:46 am

    Cuz that’s all I’d qualify for. Not that I have a problem or anything…

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  32. NotANiceGirl | November 2, 2006 at 9:47 am

    29. For you or her? Cuz she’s mainlining the booze into her arm to save time that could be used to put “other” things in her mouth/ass/or that wad of chewing gum looking vajay-jay.

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  33. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 9:48 am

    @27:

    Sold!

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  34. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 9:48 am

    Krisdy baby, it would be the prettiest chip ever handed out in the history of chipdom.

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  35. NotANiceGirl | November 2, 2006 at 9:50 am

    Krisdylee you answered my question! Thinking you have a problem is the only problem. Drink up!

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  36. laikiska | November 2, 2006 at 9:50 am

    Nevermind this thing calling herself ‘actress’ (really an insult to all real actresses out there like Glen Close or Charlize Theron by the way!) – What’s up with the story that apparently Ryan Phillippe cheated on Reese with an Australian chick called Abbie Cornish???

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  37. BigJim | November 2, 2006 at 9:52 am

    @36:

    Yup, he cheated, and then his wife just fell all to Reese’s pieces.

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  38. NotANiceGirl | November 2, 2006 at 9:54 am

    36. It wouldn’t surprise me. He’s said things about her not giving it up as much since Ava was born. Then he went and waited till she was up for it and knocked her up again. If you’re going to bitch about it 1st time round- maybe be a bit more careful?? He still hot though.

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  39. B'ckon | November 2, 2006 at 9:54 am

    … Is everyone a supposed expert?

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  40. pinky_nip | November 2, 2006 at 9:58 am

    In the words of the wise Frank Sinatra…

    “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ”

    Being sober is TOTALLY overrated.

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  41. Angry Ferret Jones | November 2, 2006 at 9:59 am

    LL: “Hi, do you have any long, hideous sweaters?”

    Clerk: “Well, we have this ugly one one, it comes in Cat-Puke Yellow.”

    LL: “Fuckin-A, I like it.”

    Clerk: “Sweet, it comes with a fake AA chip too.”

    LL: “Mmmm, Irony. Hey, you wanna do some coke?”

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  42. jrzmommy | November 2, 2006 at 10:00 am

    The only problem I have with alcohol is when it runs out.

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  43. fearsarewishes | November 2, 2006 at 10:01 am

    #39

    Careful now…remember that anonymity thing.

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  44. laikiska | November 2, 2006 at 10:01 am

    #38 – oh yeah, hot like lava *grin* … never got why he went for Reese in the first place. But then maybe he is one of the ‘I go for personality’ types? Riiiiiiiiight.

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  45. CelebSlam.com | November 2, 2006 at 10:02 am

    Making fun of alcoholics is fun!

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  46. biatcho | November 2, 2006 at 10:02 am

    I stopped drinking for 90 seconds once. And when I was done vomiting profusely I got right back on the wagon. Or off the wagon. Whichever one is the better one that requires a heavy thirst.

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  47. laikiska | November 2, 2006 at 10:04 am

    Let’s tell LL that drinking methylated spirits kicks more ass than alcohol – she would believe it, too – pea brain that she is.

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  48. ponk | November 2, 2006 at 10:06 am

    @21 Ruby, good call.
    Shirt undone, freakish grin, sporting wood, as LL walks off. Gotta be Lohan’s coke dealer/AA sponsor.

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  49. commissioner | November 2, 2006 at 10:09 am

    I’m pretending to be sober right now.

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  50. fearsarewishes | November 2, 2006 at 10:12 am

    C’mon now Lindsey, nobody likes a quitter.

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