Lindsay Lohan posted a topless pic on Twitter last night out of boredom. The shot’s from the set of her surprisingly non-career-ending Fornarina commercial, and for some reason she really wanted Perez Hilton and Ben Lyons to see it:
http://twitpic.com/7g2y1 – top-fornarina.OLD PHOTOS. I’m THAT bored @iambenlyons and @perezhilton
10:08 PM Jun 14th from TwitPic
I completely understand why she didn’t send this to me: A. I don’t use Twitter. And B. This is probably the most boring topless photo I’ve ever seen in my life. If doctors ever needed a quick substitute for an anesthesia, problem solved. No, really, you could saw out my kidney right now, and I wouldn’t even notice. Not counting the fact I’m drunk. (Mostly.)
Photo: Twitter
First. Where’s ze titz?
First!!!
she isn’t dead of a drug overdose yet? Please somebody hurry up and sell her some bad junk!!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I’d let it hit me.
oh.. i thougth it was a new zombie flick
She was great as zombie #245 in 28 Weeks Later.
Oh, #1 & 2, you’re both losers.
I guess technically its topless, in a lame Woodstock, hippy sort of way.
Oil them sweater puppets up and lets see them……
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The nostalgia… her last foray of pseudo-relevance…
Where is her handbag? –er, I mean “girlfriend”
I can see why another chick would want to eat her out.
Oh, #7, quit being jealous, instead of watching crappy sequels.
BOOOOOOOORING….here, these are better
http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/
The movie 28 Weeks was so creepy, I was still freaked out 28 Weeks Later.
Wow…that was bad.
So sorry….I’m bored too.
Yaaaaa… Hate to break it to you SFW, but that’s not a “topless” photo, so much as it is a “Fake hair dickey” photo. One more like this, and it’s back to triple-A to settle you down a bit…
She reminds me of a coked out whore…
When did Iggy Pop get a twitter account?
she looks great, she’s one of the few celebs i’d take on the back my bike cos the rest would wear out the suspension in minutes (brit, jessica simpson, etc). anorexia is anor-sexier hahaha
@19…….That was great!
She reminds me of the MadTV parody, “Wash Me” making fun of Alanis Morrisette.
So who is that in the background with the facial hair…Samantha Ronson?
So who is that in the background with the facial hair…Samantha Ronson?
She complains about how her fans and people in general are responsible for her not having a decent career, and not taken seriously.
So what does she do? She turns around and does stupid shit like this.
No. 17 … she IS a coked-out whore, you bonehead.
I hate that look where the middle of a woman’s chest looks like the tits are clinging to dear life.
She should do a mermaid flick.
Wow she looks like this chick I used to by crack from….
Whatever. Is Karl Wang dead yet?
dang kill this girls’ career now so she can eat.
you moronic jackholes
that is NOT a “topless photo” by any stretch of credulity. She is wearing a “top”, it just happens to be made of fake hair. You’d never call this level of exposure “topless” if it were cotton cloth, but because it’s fake hair you’re impressed by it?
Look, I get it. I really do. But use some fucking brainpower in writing the headlines so you don’t look so damned stupid.
Will someone please kick this stupid cunt in the head?
Kthanks.
Right on, No. 31 … for years she has denied a boob job … but it’s true, she has had one … fuck. They all have to lie about it. Even Posh Spice tried to deny she had a boob job … when her tits look like bolted-on orange halves, lol. Real tits don’t that that awful gap between them … they look like Audrina Patridge’s tits – also fake. Jesus, real tits really stand out these days in the sea of silicone bags !!
Bhahaha Ben Lyons? The worst movie critic in the western atmosphere. Lilos trading skins for good reviews; say it ain’t so Lolo…
You are so beautiful Lindsay! Love the commercial, an instant classic!
Randal
Damn it I’m so upset by this cruel joke I even got my own name wrong..
Omg… she looks awesome…. For once she doesn’t look trashy
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
I’d hit it… with my car!
btw Perez is the gayest man in the western hemisphere!
western hemisphere wtf?
Fish — why isn’t your headline here “Lindsay Lohan’s Most Recent Desperate Act”?
this is win….
Read my previous post and pay attention 39
She twittered @perez?! LMAO
Visible, glorious nipples are the sine qua non of any topless shot. Hence, this is not a topless shot.
get a haircut before your next “topless” photo, stupid cunt……………
Hey, its Skeletor!
I think she made a typo. It’s not ” i’m THAT bored” it’s “Yes, I’m THAT boring”
I am glad I checked out your site. Thanks! You are so beautiful Lindsay!
Would someone please tell her she is not attractive in ANY way?!
#26–her boobs look like that ‘cuz she’s so bony. she obviously does not eat enough. doesn’t help that her boobs are so saggy, makes her look scrawnier somehow.
at least her face looks decent in this pic. most other pics she looks either drunk or drugged out.