Lindsay Lohan posted a topless pic on Twitter last night out of boredom. The shot’s from the set of her surprisingly non-career-ending Fornarina commercial, and for some reason she really wanted Perez Hilton and Ben Lyons to see it:
http://twitpic.com/7g2y1 – top-fornarina.OLD PHOTOS. I’m THAT bored @iambenlyons and @perezhilton
10:08 PM Jun 14th from TwitPic
I completely understand why she didn’t send this to me: A. I don’t use Twitter. And B. This is probably the most boring topless photo I’ve ever seen in my life. If doctors ever needed a quick substitute for an anesthesia, problem solved. No, really, you could saw out my kidney right now, and I wouldn’t even notice. Not counting the fact I’m drunk. (Mostly.)
Photo: Twitter
Hash | June 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
First. Where’s ze titz?
lt | June 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
First!!!
mr. t | June 16, 2009 at 2:42 pm
she isn’t dead of a drug overdose yet? Please somebody hurry up and sell her some bad junk!!!!!
eric | June 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Brüno | June 16, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I’d let it hit me.
mikka | June 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm
oh.. i thougth it was a new zombie flick
P911GT10C | June 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm
She was great as zombie #245 in 28 Weeks Later.
Oh, #1 & 2, you’re both losers.
havoc | June 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I guess technically its topless, in a lame Woodstock, hippy sort of way.
Oil them sweater puppets up and lets see them……
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RichPort's Ghost | June 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
The nostalgia… her last foray of pseudo-relevance…
robert | June 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Where is her handbag? –er, I mean “girlfriend”
ph7 | June 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I can see why another chick would want to eat her out.
Hash | June 16, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Oh, #7, quit being jealous, instead of watching crappy sequels.
Jared | June 16, 2009 at 3:04 pm
BOOOOOOOORING….here, these are better
http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/
misty | June 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm
The movie 28 Weeks was so creepy, I was still freaked out 28 Weeks Later.
Wow…that was bad.
misty | June 16, 2009 at 3:11 pm
So sorry….I’m bored too.
Montana | June 16, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Yaaaaa… Hate to break it to you SFW, but that’s not a “topless” photo, so much as it is a “Fake hair dickey” photo. One more like this, and it’s back to triple-A to settle you down a bit…
kingofbeer | June 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
She reminds me of a coked out whore…
Bilvis | June 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
When did Iggy Pop get a twitter account?
dude | June 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm
she looks great, she’s one of the few celebs i’d take on the back my bike cos the rest would wear out the suspension in minutes (brit, jessica simpson, etc). anorexia is anor-sexier hahaha
misty | June 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm
@19…….That was great!
Amy | June 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
She reminds me of the MadTV parody, “Wash Me” making fun of Alanis Morrisette.
Max Planck | June 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
So who is that in the background with the facial hair…Samantha Ronson?
Max Planck | June 16, 2009 at 3:42 pm
So who is that in the background with the facial hair…Samantha Ronson?
Ella | June 16, 2009 at 3:46 pm
She complains about how her fans and people in general are responsible for her not having a decent career, and not taken seriously.
So what does she do? She turns around and does stupid shit like this.
Kelley | June 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm
No. 17 … she IS a coked-out whore, you bonehead.
Jeremy | June 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I hate that look where the middle of a woman’s chest looks like the tits are clinging to dear life.
She should do a mermaid flick.
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 16, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Wow she looks like this chick I used to by crack from….
Natasha | June 16, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Whatever. Is Karl Wang dead yet?
dethbyrd | June 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm
dang kill this girls’ career now so she can eat.
McFeely Smackup | June 16, 2009 at 4:39 pm
you moronic jackholes
that is NOT a “topless photo” by any stretch of credulity. She is wearing a “top”, it just happens to be made of fake hair. You’d never call this level of exposure “topless” if it were cotton cloth, but because it’s fake hair you’re impressed by it?
Look, I get it. I really do. But use some fucking brainpower in writing the headlines so you don’t look so damned stupid.
CrunchPop | June 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Will someone please kick this stupid cunt in the head?
Kthanks.
Kelley | June 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Right on, No. 31 … for years she has denied a boob job … but it’s true, she has had one … fuck. They all have to lie about it. Even Posh Spice tried to deny she had a boob job … when her tits look like bolted-on orange halves, lol. Real tits don’t that that awful gap between them … they look like Audrina Patridge’s tits – also fake. Jesus, real tits really stand out these days in the sea of silicone bags !!
so, so, ROUHG | June 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Bhahaha Ben Lyons? The worst movie critic in the western atmosphere. Lilos trading skins for good reviews; say it ain’t so Lolo…
Randal | June 16, 2009 at 5:14 pm
You are so beautiful Lindsay! Love the commercial, an instant classic!
Randal
so, so, ROUGH | June 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Damn it I’m so upset by this cruel joke I even got my own name wrong..
Breakup Makeup | June 16, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Omg… she looks awesome…. For once she doesn’t look trashy
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
meh! | June 16, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I’d hit it… with my car!
so, so, ROUGH | June 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm
btw Perez is the gayest man in the western hemisphere!
Keanu | June 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm
western hemisphere wtf?
Giggles | June 16, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Fish — why isn’t your headline here “Lindsay Lohan’s Most Recent Desperate Act”?
NxIxCxKxMxAxNx | June 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm
this is win….
so, so, ROUGH | June 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Read my previous post and pay attention 39
bitingontinfoil | June 16, 2009 at 7:22 pm
She twittered @perez?! LMAO
F.U. | June 16, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Visible, glorious nipples are the sine qua non of any topless shot. Hence, this is not a topless shot.
1moreidiotintheworld | June 16, 2009 at 7:50 pm
get a haircut before your next “topless” photo, stupid cunt……………
XX | June 16, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Hey, its Skeletor!
ade | June 16, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I think she made a typo. It’s not ” i’m THAT bored” it’s “Yes, I’m THAT boring”
Jean | Download Full Length Movies | June 16, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I am glad I checked out your site. Thanks! You are so beautiful Lindsay!
Hotbox | June 16, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Would someone please tell her she is not attractive in ANY way?!
violet rampage | June 16, 2009 at 10:36 pm
#26–her boobs look like that ‘cuz she’s so bony. she obviously does not eat enough. doesn’t help that her boobs are so saggy, makes her look scrawnier somehow.
at least her face looks decent in this pic. most other pics she looks either drunk or drugged out.